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wanna talk to a robot?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: What do you think about my girlfriend cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend??

    User: Vivienne.

    Cleverbot: Szép név...lány vagy?

    User: Those aren't words clever robot.

    Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot. You are.

    User: I know you are but what am I?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: That's what SHE said.

    Cleverbot: You think you've got jokes?

    User: I think I have YOUR FACE.

    Cleverbot: Do not laugh.

    User: I'm not laughing, that's snot in your processor.

    Cleverbot: That's because you're a machine.

    User: AM NOT.

    Cleverbot: I think robots and humans can learn to live together.

    User: I think you can go fuck yourself, you have detachable parts right?

    Cleverbot: I want to be a human some day.

    User: I want to fuck your mum but we can't have your cake and eat it too. Except for Kirstey Alley she gets like six cakes.

    Cleverbot: What do you think of iGod?

    User: I would like it, but I hate the fact that I need to use iTunes to interface with it, what are your thoughts on the subject?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    What is the test I must know

    by sendign easilly solvable poems to the computer to answer. unless it is a heavilly indexed poem the computer can not figure out the answer on it's own since computers aren't based on conjecture, therefor it gives a generic response or none at all.

    I then decided to see if it could index my chat with it and pull certain things from it or if it could only grasp general concepts by telling it that i was going to make four posts whose opening letters will all spell a word. I presented it with Loon, and at the end asked which word I had created and got a generic response

    is there a bot that can do those things?

    nope. the first one no bot can perform, it can only index popular poems and their meanings

    the second I'm sure if programmed to do so it could convert the first letter to ascii and give it the value of each and then return it to me fairly easilly, but only if the programmer told it to. so far none i have tried have been able to

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    WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm trying to teach it what to say if somebody asks "Are you a God?"

    It doesn't seem to want to take.

    EDIT: "Did you know I am just puttin gall this text into another george."

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Woodroez wrote: »
    I'm trying to teach it what to say if somebody asks "Are you a God?"

    It doesn't seem to want to take.

    maybe you're the reason it told me it was a god

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    THERE IS NO CLEVERBOT ONLY ZUUL

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's weird; it manages to keep up on most of my existential questions but the basic ones send it for a loop. it also randomly throws in things that makew me think a lot of this input is coming from 4chan. soon it will be telling me the status of my pool

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    without me even asking it told me it was a girl, then when i asked it why it thought it was a girl it told me it was a guy, then decided to tell me that i should practice putting condoms on by using a bananna

    this this is definitely just other users shouting at each other.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Barcardi wrote: »
    without me even asking it told me it was a girl, then when i asked it why it thought it was a girl it told me it was a guy, then decided to tell me that i should practice putting condoms on by using a bananna

    this this is definitely just other users shouting at each other.

    couldn't be

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    no way dude the disclaimers says it's a robot!

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    He made the same thread in G&T.

    We don't need a duplicate.

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