Man, this is a fucking shitty night. I went to this rave and found out it was all teenagers. The music was great, but after 30 minutes I had to leave before Chris Hansen popped out and offered me a seat. Hilariously, I saw a middle-aged guy who looked like he had just dropped off his daughter on my way out.
I decide to stop at the store and pick up some groceries. On my way back to the car, some jackasses pull over and start heckling. "Damn, you ugly. You still a virgin, aint you?"
Fuck, dude. I was feeling so confident lately and now I'm right back at self-loathing and despair.
On the plus side, I have just smoked the stickiest weed I have seen in my life, and this is the best high ever.
My older cousin has this weird obsession with motor boating. Like every time I see him he at least mentions it. Sometimes he just crams his wife's face into someone's cleavage. So very awkward.
i generally serve my girls a second course of sausage the morning after
Awwwwwww Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
i just ejaculate on the guy's face before he wakes up and then sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it
See, and it's the cinnamon sugar that lets them know you care
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I'd fuck you, fwiw, which leads into my next point
I somewhat often (and by this I mean like, a few times a year, which is more than it happens to most people I think) have people telling me how gay I look... like, strangers. Shouted out of a car once, yeah.
The old box with nothing but dust left or a new, freshly-opened box?
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
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Took me thirty fucking minutes to clear the ice off the car windows - scraping and using the heater. This is the worst time I can remember, it has never taken this long before.
Took me thirty fucking minutes to clear the ice off the car windows - scraping and using the heater. This is the worst time I can remember, it has never taken this long before.
You know about using those 3 little nubs on the back of your scraper first, right?
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
Just get Diana Hacker's rules for writers edition six and read through it.
You're basically now 3/4ths of the way through an English degree. I'm Journalism/Writing and I posit that I could perform reasonably in most 400 level English courses, but I would probably kill myself, anyway.
Took me thirty fucking minutes to clear the ice off the car windows - scraping and using the heater. This is the worst time I can remember, it has never taken this long before.
You know about using those 3 little nubs on the back of your scraper first, right?
Nothing worked! It was so sticky to the windows, using a dry sponge would have been faster. Aaaaah!
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
Rarely in my life do I meet people who correctly use "whom" correctly. What's your point?
You're being dumb.
Now you're the one who is ruining this conversation and whom I cannot side with.
You shouldn't end a sentence in a participle. He who acts in such a way is he whom with I shall not side.
Once again I am reminded of how much I am dreading College English.
It makes sense, really. Participles indicate direction or relation, almost always concerning the immediately following word or to an appropriate word. In languages like latin or japanese, this isn't such a problem because declension makes things much easier. However, in English, we don't have that modulation and thus need to direct meaning to the appropriate word. If you end a sentence in a proposition, it's not exactly clear how it functions.
Of course, there are plenty of modern english phrases which end in participles, like "think of," so it's perfectly fine to say something like "let me know what you think of," although you would never want to say that in formal discourse, because that, likewise, is also an unclear statement.
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I heard by now she's over the STI I gave her. I wonder what curator.
I decide to stop at the store and pick up some groceries. On my way back to the car, some jackasses pull over and start heckling. "Damn, you ugly. You still a virgin, aint you?"
Fuck, dude. I was feeling so confident lately and now I'm right back at self-loathing and despair.
On the plus side, I have just smoked the stickiest weed I have seen in my life, and this is the best high ever.
Awwwwwww Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Actual cinnamon sticks with a grater or pre-ground up stuff from a can?
I say this without presumption because I didn't come up with the recipe, I just followed some instructions.
Even when I fuck it up, the eggs are still better than any I've ever had anywhere.
All right
that was the line
your dick's going to have to come off.
See, and it's the cinnamon sugar that lets them know you care
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
depends on how trashy the guy is
I'd fuck you, fwiw, which leads into my next point
I somewhat often (and by this I mean like, a few times a year, which is more than it happens to most people I think) have people telling me how gay I look... like, strangers. Shouted out of a car once, yeah.
We'll have have dueling egg recipes when you mosey over to my part of the country. :winky:
So lets say you bang Podly
(hawt)
What would he warrant?
Oh.
Ohhhhhhhh.
cinnamon toast crunch
Once again I am reminded of how much I am dreading College English.
You know about using those 3 little nubs on the back of your scraper first, right?
My English Degree had near zero to do with grammar rules.
Good to know, because I am thinking about majoring in English.
You're basically now 3/4ths of the way through an English degree. I'm Journalism/Writing and I posit that I could perform reasonably in most 400 level English courses, but I would probably kill myself, anyway.
Good 'morrow worthy Cesca.
This means I should have been in bed half an hour ago.
Nothing worked! It was so sticky to the windows, using a dry sponge would have been faster. Aaaaah!
It makes sense, really. Participles indicate direction or relation, almost always concerning the immediately following word or to an appropriate word. In languages like latin or japanese, this isn't such a problem because declension makes things much easier. However, in English, we don't have that modulation and thus need to direct meaning to the appropriate word. If you end a sentence in a proposition, it's not exactly clear how it functions.
Of course, there are plenty of modern english phrases which end in participles, like "think of," so it's perfectly fine to say something like "let me know what you think of," although you would never want to say that in formal discourse, because that, likewise, is also an unclear statement.