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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I banged a librarian before. She was stacked. She told me to keep it down.
    I tried to schedule a second date, but she was booked.

    I heard by now she's over the STI I gave her. I wonder what curator.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    breakfast buttsex, really

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i just ejaculate on the guy's face before he wakes up and then sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man, this is a fucking shitty night. I went to this rave and found out it was all teenagers. The music was great, but after 30 minutes I had to leave before Chris Hansen popped out and offered me a seat. Hilariously, I saw a middle-aged guy who looked like he had just dropped off his daughter on my way out.

    I decide to stop at the store and pick up some groceries. On my way back to the car, some jackasses pull over and start heckling. "Damn, you ugly. You still a virgin, aint you?"

    Fuck, dude. I was feeling so confident lately and now I'm right back at self-loathing and despair.

    On the plus side, I have just smoked the stickiest weed I have seen in my life, and this is the best high ever.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My older cousin has this weird obsession with motor boating. Like every time I see him he at least mentions it. Sometimes he just crams his wife's face into someone's cleavage. So very awkward.

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    i generally serve my girls a second course of sausage the morning after

    Awwwwwww Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah

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    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i just ejaculate on the guy's face before he wakes up and then sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it

    Actual cinnamon sticks with a grater or pre-ground up stuff from a can?

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    I make pretty great scrambled eggs.

    I learned how to do it earlier this year, and it made me really happy to finally get a chance to make them for a girl after she slept over.

    Eggy in the basket tastes awesome and is adorable if you make it right.
    Maaaaybe, but my scrambled eggs are pretty goddamn tasty.

    I say this without presumption because I didn't come up with the recipe, I just followed some instructions.

    Even when I fuck it up, the eggs are still better than any I've ever had anywhere.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I banged a librarian before. She was stacked. She told me to keep it down.
    I tried to schedule a second date, but she was booked.

    I heard by now she's over the STI I gave her. I wonder what curator.

    All right

    that was the line

    your dick's going to have to come off.

    Res on
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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i just ejaculate on the guy's face before he wakes up and then sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it

    See, and it's the cinnamon sugar that lets them know you care

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    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    i just ejaculate on the guy's face before he wakes up and then sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it

    Actual cinnamon sticks with a grater or pre-ground up stuff from a can?

    depends on how trashy the guy is

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    That sucks ProfM, sorry

    I'd fuck you, fwiw, which leads into my next point

    I somewhat often (and by this I mean like, a few times a year, which is more than it happens to most people I think) have people telling me how gay I look... like, strangers. Shouted out of a car once, yeah.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    I make pretty great scrambled eggs.

    I learned how to do it earlier this year, and it made me really happy to finally get a chance to make them for a girl after she slept over.

    Eggy in the basket tastes awesome and is adorable if you make it right.
    Maaaaybe, but my scrambled eggs are pretty goddamn tasty.

    I say this without presumption because I didn't come up with the recipe, I just followed some instructions.

    Even when I fuck it up, the eggs are still better than any I've ever had anywhere.

    We'll have have dueling egg recipes when you mosey over to my part of the country. :winky:

    moniker on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    i generally serve my girls a second course of sausage the morning after

    Awwwwwww Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    i just ejaculate on the guy's face before he wakes up and then sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it

    Actual cinnamon sticks with a grater or pre-ground up stuff from a can?

    depends on how trashy the guy is

    So lets say you bang Podly

    (hawt)

    What would he warrant?

    Res on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how do you make your scrambled eggs howl

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    I make pretty great scrambled eggs.

    I learned how to do it earlier this year, and it made me really happy to finally get a chance to make them for a girl after she slept over.

    Eggy in the basket tastes awesome and is adorable if you make it right.
    Maaaaybe, but my scrambled eggs are pretty goddamn tasty.

    I say this without presumption because I didn't come up with the recipe, I just followed some instructions.

    Even when I fuck it up, the eggs are still better than any I've ever had anywhere.

    We'll have have dueling egg recipes when you mosey over to my part of the country. :winky:
    Sorry, I only make my eggs for people with whom I've had sex the night bef--

    Oh.

    Ohhhhhhhh.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Prof: Don't worry about it. I look like I get laid as often as I eat and I barely even remember what it feels like.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Res wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    i just ejaculate on the guy's face before he wakes up and then sprinkle cinnamon sugar on it

    Actual cinnamon sticks with a grater or pre-ground up stuff from a can?

    depends on how trashy the guy is

    So lets say you bang Podly

    (hawt)

    What would he warrant?

    cinnamon toast crunch

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how do you make your scrambled eggs howl
    There's only one way to find out. :winky:

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Rarely in my life do I meet people who correctly use "whom" correctly. What's your point?

    You're being dumb.

    Now you're the one who is ruining this conversation and whom I cannot side with.

    You shouldn't end a sentence in a participle. He who acts in such a way is he whom with I shall not side.

    Once again I am reminded of how much I am dreading College English.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The old box with nothing but dust left or a new, freshly-opened box?

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Took me thirty fucking minutes to clear the ice off the car windows - scraping and using the heater. This is the worst time I can remember, it has never taken this long before.

    Honk on
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Took me thirty fucking minutes to clear the ice off the car windows - scraping and using the heater. This is the worst time I can remember, it has never taken this long before.

    You know about using those 3 little nubs on the back of your scraper first, right?

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    good morning [chat]. I slept late.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Once again I am reminded of how much I am dreading College English.

    My English Degree had near zero to do with grammar rules.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Once again I am reminded of how much I am dreading College English.

    My English Degree had near zero to do with grammar rules.

    Good to know, because I am thinking about majoring in English.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Just get Diana Hacker's rules for writers edition six and read through it.

    You're basically now 3/4ths of the way through an English degree. I'm Journalism/Writing and I posit that I could perform reasonably in most 400 level English courses, but I would probably kill myself, anyway.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Actually, there are all kinds of "rules for writers" books I have. Crap. I forgot I had all of these. Oh, old college textbooks shelf.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    good morning [chat]. I slept late.

    Good 'morrow worthy Cesca.

    This means I should have been in bed half an hour ago.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Took me thirty fucking minutes to clear the ice off the car windows - scraping and using the heater. This is the worst time I can remember, it has never taken this long before.

    You know about using those 3 little nubs on the back of your scraper first, right?

    Nothing worked! It was so sticky to the windows, using a dry sponge would have been faster. Aaaaah!

    Honk on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Rarely in my life do I meet people who correctly use "whom" correctly. What's your point?

    You're being dumb.

    Now you're the one who is ruining this conversation and whom I cannot side with.

    You shouldn't end a sentence in a participle. He who acts in such a way is he whom with I shall not side.

    Once again I am reminded of how much I am dreading College English.

    It makes sense, really. Participles indicate direction or relation, almost always concerning the immediately following word or to an appropriate word. In languages like latin or japanese, this isn't such a problem because declension makes things much easier. However, in English, we don't have that modulation and thus need to direct meaning to the appropriate word. If you end a sentence in a proposition, it's not exactly clear how it functions.

    Of course, there are plenty of modern english phrases which end in participles, like "think of," so it's perfectly fine to say something like "let me know what you think of," although you would never want to say that in formal discourse, because that, likewise, is also an unclear statement.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Start it back up

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