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christmas in the ER (gross pictures on page 11)

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    One time I hit my head on a granite counter top pretty hard, and it started bleeding

    Are you okay?

    What?

    It started bleeding...did it stop? Uh oh, I feel like someone's dad trying to be friends with their kids friends when they come over for dinner.

    What?

    :(

    ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

    I THINK I MIGHT NOT BE HEARING ANYTHING

    AMP'd on
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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    are tetanus shots worse than meningitis ones? I can't remember how much the tetanus one hurt but the meningitis one was a motherfucker the next day and there were three of them.

    the tetanus needle didn't even hurt, but the injection site feels like I got bitten by a snake or something

    Yeah it was the same with the meningitis jab, was looking the other way and didn't even feel it but was really tender the next day

    L|ama on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    all right

    please don't click this link if you don't want to see my zombie fingertip

    don't come crying to me when you have nightmares
    NO.

    I took these just an hour or two ago; it is looking vastly improved since christmas


    god damn dude that is so fucking gnarly

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    eewww I looked at the pictures

    I don't know how I would handle chopping off part of my finger
    probably either by being all calm and shit or crying like a baby
    depends on how much of the finger is gone...

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Do you have to keep a finger condom over it?

    McCly on
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    now I have the image of penisfingers in my head

    natek on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I was cool as a cucumber when it happened, cap was all frantically turning off the stove and getting my purse and stuff and I was like "okay I need my coat, let's get the car keys, the nearest hospital is here" and didn't really lose it till I saw the blood soaking through the paper towels I was holding on it

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    when I was in third grade my pinky bent at about a 90 degree angle at the joint above the knuckle when a basketball hit it
    I was pretty calm then and just popped it back in place

    blood I am not sure I could handle considering I cried when some kid bashed my head into the side of a bus in 7th grade and I was bleeding

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    One time I hit my head on a granite counter top pretty hard, and it started bleeding

    Are you okay?

    What?

    It started bleeding...did it stop? Uh oh, I feel like someone's dad trying to be friends with their kids friends when they come over for dinner.

    What?

    What?

    Wrex

    Tommy2Hands on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I was cool as a cucumber when it happened, cap was all frantically turning off the stove and getting my purse and stuff and I was like "okay I need my coat, let's get the car keys, the nearest hospital is here" and didn't really lose it till I saw the blood soaking through the paper towels I was holding on it

    I was pretty much the same.

    I was all, man that made a mess and started applying pressure and all that jazz, then I sat down and I was all, maybe this isn't too good.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I was cool as a cucumber when it happened, cap was all frantically turning off the stove and getting my purse and stuff and I was like "okay I need my coat, let's get the car keys, the nearest hospital is here" and didn't really lose it till I saw the blood soaking through the paper towels I was holding on it

    I was pretty much the same.

    I was all, man that made a mess and started applying pressure and all that jazz, then I sat down and I was all, maybe this isn't too good.

    blaket you got your forum girlfriends mixed up

    uh oh

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I was cool as a cucumber when it happened, cap was all frantically turning off the stove and getting my purse and stuff and I was like "okay I need my coat, let's get the car keys, the nearest hospital is here" and didn't really lose it till I saw the blood soaking through the paper towels I was holding on it

    I was pretty much the same.

    I was all, man that made a mess and started applying pressure and all that jazz, then I sat down and I was all, maybe this isn't too good.

    I've found that calmness at one's own injuries is a very hit-or-miss thing.

    I was calm as a cucumber with my heart attacks, and when I totaled my truck.

    But when a chainsaw blade broke and sliced open my leg I was a blubbering panicked mess.

    Perfectly calm when my cousin hit me with birdshot in my legs, and a hurkey-jerky idiot when I got hit by a van on my motorcycle.

    Stale on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm sure there's more.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Of course there is.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm waiting for Stale to tell us about the time he exploded.

    Tonkka on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And then reassembled him self with sheer will.


    Because only pussies explode

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "Some men die ugly, some men are just hard as hell to kill...and then there's Stale"

    Fedora on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I'm waiting for Stale to tell us about the time he exploded.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WICeNWh0Tuc

    The Geek on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Natek I don't even know what you mean.

    Blake T on
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    everyone else did...

    gee wiz :(

    natek on
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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    natek no I think you think he got confused when really you got confused

    blake was talking about cutting himself, it had nothing to do with viv

    I think

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    but I wasn't confused I was trying to make a joke and then someone got it

    zombies got it

    and then blaket comes and ruins it all

    and I just...I just don't know what to do with myself

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    natek wrote: »
    but I wasn't confused I was trying to make a joke and then someone got it

    zombies got it

    and then blaket comes and ruins it all

    and I just...I just don't know what to do with myself

    Kill yourself.

    Pharezon on
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    goodbye everyone

    pharezon told me to kill myself so I better do it

    natek on
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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    natek wrote: »
    goodbye everyone

    pharezon told me to kill myself so I better do it

    Dibs on your stuff.

    SmokeStacks on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    ouch

    that is definitely worse that when I exploded my pinky tip in Neville's door

    :winky:

    NO THANK YOU

    neville on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I'm sure there's more.

    Actually that is all that comes to mind comparison-wise


    and I never exploded



    though I have arguably rebuilt myself through sheer force of will, and a lot of physical therapy

    Stale on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    ouch

    that is definitely worse that when I exploded my pinky tip in Neville's door

    :winky:

    NO THANK YOU

    I'm more of a Bongi guy anyways

    Weaver on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Stale is a golem.

    Weaver on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wish


    Golems aren't this achey and fragile

    Stale on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I wish


    Golems aren't this achey and fragile

    Let's go get some espresso and remark about how your internal organs are suicidal while mine are just accident prone.

    Weaver on
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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    ouch

    that is definitely worse that when I exploded my pinky tip in Neville's door

    :winky:

    NO THANK YOU

    I'm more of a Bongi guy anyways

    First time I ever saw one of Bongi's posts it was the one where he was complaining that he just burped and it tasted like semen.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you're going to have to be more specific

    Stale on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It was a day that ended in y.

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i was a caesarean birth and the doctor cut me while getting me out!

    big old scar next to my left eye, thanks doc

    Fletcher on
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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well it looks like you have your mission, stale. though where you're gunna get that much clay and a rabbi at this time of night is beyond me.

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    i was a caesarean birth and the doctor cut me while getting me out!

    big old scar next to my left eye, thanks doc

    Bullshit story.

    You gotta make something up.



    Fighting Tigers to amuse enemy troops while being held as a POW in 'Nam.

    Rescuing a bus full of innocent people from a mad bomber.

    Karate Fight.


    Something like that.

    SmokeStacks on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you were out walking with your friend when someone snatched her purse, you chased him, but he pulled a knife! as you tackled him to the floor and started punching him, he got in one lucky cut so you broke his nose and spit on him.

    you called the cops and took the purse back to your friend.

    boom ladies, drop ye panties.

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    a mugger shot me in the head as i saved a child from his advances, but i am so strong that the bullet only cut me a little and then i was the president of the USA

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