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China continues to be a Champion of Human Rights

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And I mean, what are you going to do with a living, mentally retarded drug smuggler anyways?

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Has Viv shown up in this thread yet? Time to name search the thread.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ride him around like a shetland pony, obviously

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Here's a good hint too.

    Don't smuggle illegal anything into a country with an oppressive communist regime in power. It wouldn't matter if it was illegal kittens, illegal toys for orphan children, or illegal drugs. If said oppressive regime that was in power with guns and tanks and prison camps says not to do it...don't fucking do it. It's ain't worth it. It's not like bringing your weed into Canada where they'll make you pick up litter, spell words with extra u's in them, and pay a fine.

    Hunter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And I mean, what are you going to do with a living, mentally retarded drug smuggler anyways?

    let's ask jenny mcarthy, she's the foremost expert on mental retardation!

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    hey i did some polymer injection last semester

    if you know what i mean heh heh

    what i mean is that a more experienced person in a supervisory role pushed the button to operate the injection molding machine and i was not allowed to touch anything


    :(

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    what about sex, though.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    If he was that mental, to the point where he is delusional and unaccountable for his own actions, why were his family letting him travel the world alone?

    Tube on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    "opinions can't be wrong!" is my favourite debate tactic ever

    what is wrong about what ive been saying?

    I think its wrong to kill a dude for drug related stuff, i understand fully that i am expressing this on an internet forum that will in no way change what i we are discussing

    define 'wrong'

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You do not want to put your penis in an injection molding machine.

    Hunter on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's a good hint too.

    Don't smuggle illegal anything into a country with an oppressive communist regime in power. It wouldn't matter if it was illegal kittens, illegal toys for orphan children, or illegal drugs. If said oppressive regime that was in power with guns and tanks and prison camps says not to do it...don't fucking do it. It's ain't worth it. It's not like bringing your weed into Canada where they'll make you pick up litter, spell words with extra u's in them, and pay a fine.

    We find sentencing Americans to mandatory use of the King's English to be a terrific deterrent, I'll have you know.

    I'd say that there's an argument to made that anyone smuggling shit into China or a similarly governed country is a little mentally retarded.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    You do not want to put your penis in an injection molding machine.

    speak for yourself, buddy

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    And I mean, what are you going to do with a living, mentally retarded drug smuggler anyways?

    let's ask jenny mcarthy, she's the foremost expert on mental retardation!

    They shouldn't execute him! Immunizations did this and diet and exercise can undo it!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If he was that mental, to the point where he is delusional and unaccountable for his own actions, why were his family letting him travel the world alone?

    The paycheck from the smugglers, obviously. If he gets caught we try and play the retard card and if that doesn't work, oh well.

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Double cheeseburger is what I want.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's a good hint too.

    Don't smuggle illegal anything into a country with an oppressive communist regime in power. It wouldn't matter if it was illegal kittens, illegal toys for orphan children, or illegal drugs. If said oppressive regime that was in power with guns and tanks and prison camps says not to do it...don't fucking do it. It's ain't worth it. It's not like bringing your weed into Canada where they'll make you pick up litter, spell words with extra u's in them, and pay a fine.

    We find sentencing Americans to mandatory use of the King's English to be a terrific deterrent, I'll have you know.

    I'd say that there's an argument to made that anyone smuggling shit into China or a similarly governed country is a little mentally retarded.

    Stupid doesn't necessarily mean retarded. Smuggling drugs into a country like China is clearly stupid, but you can execute stupid morally. In fact, I encourage it under Natural Selection.

    Hunter on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how do we react when the family goes on tv and the patriarch or whoever talks to the media the most is missing a bunch of teeth

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Air wrote: »
    how do we react when the family goes on tv and the patriarch or whoever talks to the media the most is missing a bunch of teeth

    No, they don't let snaggletoothed people go on camera, remember?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's a good hint too.

    Don't smuggle illegal anything into a country with an oppressive communist regime in power. It wouldn't matter if it was illegal kittens, illegal toys for orphan children, or illegal drugs. If said oppressive regime that was in power with guns and tanks and prison camps says not to do it...don't fucking do it. It's ain't worth it. It's not like bringing your weed into Canada where they'll make you pick up litter, spell words with extra u's in them, and pay a fine.

    We find sentencing Americans to mandatory use of the King's English to be a terrific deterrent, I'll have you know.

    I'd say that there's an argument to made that anyone smuggling shit into China or a similarly governed country is a little mentally retarded.

    Stupid doesn't necessarily mean retarded. Smuggling drugs into a country like China is clearly stupid, but you can execute stupid morally. In fact, I encourage it under Natural Selection.

    woo, natural selection

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    how do we react when the family goes on tv and the patriarch or whoever talks to the media the most is missing a bunch of teeth

    No, they don't let snaggletoothed people go on camera, remember?

    british media sure as hell would

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's a good hint too.

    Don't smuggle illegal anything into a country with an oppressive communist regime in power. It wouldn't matter if it was illegal kittens, illegal toys for orphan children, or illegal drugs. If said oppressive regime that was in power with guns and tanks and prison camps says not to do it...don't fucking do it. It's ain't worth it. It's not like bringing your weed into Canada where they'll make you pick up litter, spell words with extra u's in them, and pay a fine.

    We find sentencing Americans to mandatory use of the King's English to be a terrific deterrent, I'll have you know.

    I'd say that there's an argument to made that anyone smuggling shit into China or a similarly governed country is a little mentally retarded.

    Stupid doesn't necessarily mean retarded. Smuggling drugs into a country like China is clearly stupid, but you can execute stupid morally. In fact, I encourage it under Natural Selection.

    I like to toss the word retarded around whenever possible. It doesn't have to apply medically.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Air wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    how do we react when the family goes on tv and the patriarch or whoever talks to the media the most is missing a bunch of teeth

    No, they don't let snaggletoothed people go on camera, remember?

    british media sure as hell would

    That's an unfair comparison, because there are no British people with nice teeth to stand in for the snaggle toothed gremlin.

    Hunter on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You do not want to put your penis in an injection molding machine.

    speak for yourself, buddy

    dongs and thermoplastics don't go together

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You do not want to put your penis in an injection molding machine.

    speak for yourself, buddy

    dongs and thermoplastics don't go together

    I also wouldn't recommend dipping your balls into a Brabender compounder.

    Hunter on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i imagine dongs could go quite well with hydrogels though

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ahaha man that post with none of the context.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If he was that mental, to the point where he is delusional and unaccountable for his own actions, why were his family letting him travel the world alone?

    maybe he uses medication to control it

    maybe his disorder means he is manageable some of the time
    I'm sure his family claim he does, they'd say anything to prevent him being executed. It's their job to prove it.

    i'm sure china claim he doesn't, and it's their job to prove that as well

    but it's not like they want to show anybody the extensive research they undertook while evaluating his mental disorder before executing him so who's to say either way

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  • SipexSipex Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's a good hint too.

    Don't smuggle illegal anything into a country with an oppressive communist regime in power. It wouldn't matter if it was illegal kittens, illegal toys for orphan children, or illegal drugs. If said oppressive regime that was in power with guns and tanks and prison camps says not to do it...don't fucking do it. It's ain't worth it. It's not like bringing your weed into Canada where they'll make you pick up litter, spell words with extra u's in them, and pay a fine.

    Actually if you only have a little we won't even do that.

    As long as you didn't buy it, grow it or smoke it.

    Sipex on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    So I was talking to a robot

    Cleverbot: Do you need to bring the dog on the train?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Not so witty, bot.

    User: What is a bot?

    Cleverbot: A robot.

    User: What is a robot?

    Cleverbot: A computer.

    User: What kind of computer?

    Cleverbot: A robit.

    User: What is a robit?

    Cleverbot: A mechanical man. Or something from the matrix.

    User: What is the matrix?

    Cleverbot: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy.

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    If he was that mental, to the point where he is delusional and unaccountable for his own actions, why were his family letting him travel the world alone?

    maybe he uses medication to control it

    maybe his disorder means he is manageable some of the time

    Turns out not enough of the time

    Tube on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Somewhere out there is a family that thought they could finally let their son travel alone for the first time because he was doing so well with his medication and ooooooops hi5.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    the robot said that it know I am a girl and have a nice full face, and am I available?

    Tube on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Out of curiosity, has a doctor come forward and said that he was diagnosed as mentally ill? None of the news articles I've read mention anything beyond what the family and friends believed to be the case

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Somewhere out there is a family that thought they could finally let their son travel alone for the first time because he was doing so well with his medication and ooooooops hi5.

    they should have given him one of those "young flyer" pins that Delta does. They even escort you from gate to gate.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    If he was that mental, to the point where he is delusional and unaccountable for his own actions, why were his family letting him travel the world alone?

    maybe he uses medication to control it

    maybe his disorder means he is manageable some of the time

    Turns out not enough of the time

    Burden of proof is on whose shoulders then? It's too hard for me to know

    Because I too am surprised that there's a shortage of doctors/analysts coming forward to confirm or deny the idea that he was mentally ill, seems off to me

    Also where exactly due you draw the line between stupidity and mental disability or illness

    ...so is stupidity ever a mental problem in the diagnostic sense, I mean does the doctor ever sit a man down, sigh, and say "there's no easy way to say this sir, you're an idiot"

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the robot said that it know I am a girl and have a nice full face, and am I available?

    That's always been my assumption.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If he was that mental, to the point where he is delusional and unaccountable for his own actions, why were his family letting him travel the world alone?

    Oh there are all sorts of reasons to think they're just lying too, for sure, I just like it when something stupid and unbelivable like this happens to be reality. As a whimsical person, I would split it 50/50

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    how much money is four kilos of heroin worth?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the cheat wrote: »
    how much money is four kilos of heroin worth?

    Depends on the market I should think. Like on the streets of Toronto? A lot. Many dollars.

    Hobnail on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    bales of cocaine fallin' from low flyin' planes
    I don't know who done dropped 'em but I thank 'em just the same!

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