Is Cleverbot an actual bot, or is that the site where everyone's talking to another person using the site and they randomly change who you're talking to every few lines?
Is Cleverbot an actual bot, or is that the site where everyone's talking to another person using the site and they randomly change who you're talking to every few lines?
User: If you are a human being, please type '1'. The time in America is currently 3:32pm EST, December 30th, 2009. This is a test of whether or not Cleverbot is a hoax.
Cleverbot: Is it really?
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Cleverbot: And 2009 minus 6 is?
Cleverbot (To myself): 2003.
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Cleverbot: What month is it?
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Cleverbot: Month?
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Cleverbot: I must have time warped to the wrong year.
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Cleverbot: No, it's 2173.
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Cleverbot: No.
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Cleverbot: Do you like The Doors?
There were also several identical responses, including "Do you like The Doors", so I guess it's legit.
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Me: Rejection is harsh
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Out of curiosity, has a doctor come forward and said that he was diagnosed as mentally ill? None of the news articles I've read mention anything beyond what the family and friends believed to be the case
The legal charity Reprieve has said a report from a consultant forensic psychologist diagnosed Mr Shaikh with bipolar disorder and delusional psychosis.
"Various other evidence documenting his mental health, obtained in the UK and Poland, was simply not taken into account.
So far that is all there has been.
On an unrelated note.
The Shaikh family also said it was "particularly distasteful" that judges at an appeal hearing laughed openly at Akmal's rambling speech as he pleaded for his life.
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Out of curiosity, has a doctor come forward and said that he was diagnosed as mentally ill? None of the news articles I've read mention anything beyond what the family and friends believed to be the case
The legal charity Reprieve has said a report from a consultant forensic psychologist diagnosed Mr Shaikh with bipolar disorder and delusional psychosis.
"Various other evidence documenting his mental health, obtained in the UK and Poland, was simply not taken into account.
So far that is all there has been.
On an unrelated note.
The Shaikh family also said it was "particularly distasteful" that judges at an appeal hearing laughed openly at Akmal's rambling speech as he pleaded for his life.
Out of curiosity, has a doctor come forward and said that he was diagnosed as mentally ill? None of the news articles I've read mention anything beyond what the family and friends believed to be the case
The legal charity Reprieve has said a report from a consultant forensic psychologist diagnosed Mr Shaikh with bipolar disorder and delusional psychosis.
"Various other evidence documenting his mental health, obtained in the UK and Poland, was simply not taken into account.
So far that is all there has been.
On an unrelated note.
The Shaikh family also said it was "particularly distasteful" that judges at an appeal hearing laughed openly at Akmal's rambling speech as he pleaded for his life.
wait, a forensic psychologist? that suggests he was brought in specifically for the case which also implies he hadn't been diagnosed before this all happened because if he had, they would presumably have trotted out the psychiatrist that diagnosed and was treating him
so that smells really fishy to me and strengthens (for me) the suspicion that the claim is a load of shit
well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound
Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers
still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid
well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound
a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is
I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy
so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists
Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers
still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid
Little enough sympathy to laugh at the dude during his appeal to not be slain? Because that is just amazing, like a calculated move to flaunt your dickishness.
Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers
still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid
so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then
well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound
a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is
I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy
so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists
ok so he didn't have preexisting documentation
why do you think the opinion of a psychologist consulted after an arrest is less valid
Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers
still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid
so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then
good good
in a country that's quite open and honest about that being the penalty, yes from a practical standpoint you are getting what you deserve for being so stunningly stupid
it's not like he was executed for smuggling refugees out of the country
I do agree that the punishment seems harsh to me, but it's no secret that this is the punishment for the crime
so it's pretty fucking easy to avoid it by...NOT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO CHINA
well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound
a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is
I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy
so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists
ok so he didn't have preexisting documentation
why do you think the opinion of a psychologist consulted after an arrest is less valid
I'm saying it's fishy to me that they don't have the testimony and documentation from a psychologist that diagnosed and was treating him before the trip
someone that has a history with him as opposed to someone brought in just for the case
it looks (to me, based on what I've seen so far) like they were just trying to cook up a defense by pretending he was mentally ill
well first you're willfully ignoring the part that says the family had other documentation, and second just because a psychologist isn't brought in until someone is on trial doesn't mean the diagnosis is unsound
a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is
I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy
so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists
ok so he didn't have preexisting documentation
why do you think the opinion of a psychologist consulted after an arrest is less valid
I'm saying it's fishy to me that they don't have the testimony and documentation from a psychologist that diagnosed and was treating him before the trip
someone that has a history with him as opposed to someone brought in just for the case
it looks (to me, based on what I've seen so far) like they were just trying to cook up a defense by pretending he was mentally ill
well at least we know now for future reference that china doesn't care about mental illness
so we'll have to think of a better defence next time
Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers
still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid
so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then
good good
in a country that's quite open and honest about that being the penalty, yes from a practical standpoint you are getting what you deserve for being so stunningly stupid
it's not like he was executed for smuggling refugees out of the country
I do agree that the punishment seems harsh to me, but it's no secret that this is the punishment for the crime
so it's pretty fucking easy to avoid it by...NOT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO CHINA
Wait, from what I can tell from the article he had no idea he was smuggling drugs.
Granted you don't very well take strange luggage at an airport but it's already been established he wasn't the sharpest tool
You're acting like he was just given a bag of heroin and told "take this to China"
It seems like a wise financial move. I mean, the state will deposit a few ounces of lead into the back of your skull for it, the money to be made must be substantial
Whether or not the claim is a load of shit, China are being a bunch of horsefuckers
still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid
so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then
good good
in a country that's quite open and honest about that being the penalty, yes from a practical standpoint you are getting what you deserve for being so stunningly stupid
it's not like he was executed for smuggling refugees out of the country
I do agree that the punishment seems harsh to me, but it's no secret that this is the punishment for the crime
so it's pretty fucking easy to avoid it by...NOT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO CHINA
Wait, from what I can tell from the article he had no idea he was smuggling drugs.
Granted you don't very well take strange luggage at an airport but it's already been established he wasn't the sharpest tool
You're acting like he was just given a bag of heroin and told "take this to China"
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this isnt a bot at all is it? This is just a random chat log with strangers isn't it?
From your perspective, probably. Can you be creative?
this isnt a bot at all is it? This is just a random chat log with strangers isn't it?
Then what's your real name?
this isnt a bot at all is it? This is just a random chat log with strangers isn't it?
The third time, to be precise. Do you remember my name?
I'm really dissapointed now
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Pickup Artist?
Cleverbot: Yes, from somalia.
User: So you are a pickup artist pirate?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No. Is it fun?
Cleverbot: Not really.
There were also several identical responses, including "Do you like The Doors", so I guess it's legit.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot knocks?
Me: the door opens
Cleverbot: My door is closed.
Me: Rejection is harsh
Cleverbot: When it is the rejection of my inhumanity, yes.
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: I like them.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by them?
User: Getting Jiggly with it.
Cleverbot: How much do you cost?
Ok and?
what are we doing here
Cleverbot: You are so clever, I'll give you a sweet.
User: I need an adult!
Cleverbot: I am an adult.
User: I am severely creeped out now.
Cleverbot: Me too. Maybe we should meet eachother.
offer to meet at a nearby Wendys.
So far that is all there has been.
On an unrelated note.
Man I want a frosty.
To be fair, this was the judge.
It's not like China give a shit. The UK is like a fly in comparison.
wait, a forensic psychologist? that suggests he was brought in specifically for the case which also implies he hadn't been diagnosed before this all happened because if he had, they would presumably have trotted out the psychiatrist that diagnosed and was treating him
so that smells really fishy to me and strengthens (for me) the suspicion that the claim is a load of shit
Come on.
still, if he wasn't mentally ill (which I'm really starting to doubt) then he was just colossally stupid to be smuggling drugs into China when it's well known what the punishment is, and I would have little sympathy for someone that stunningly stupid
a claim that they had other documentation does not mean they had other documentation, let alone even clarify what that documentation is
I mean, if it actually exists it could just be a note from a family member to another about how the dude seems kinda crazy
so I'm not going to just assume that it's compelling documentation or even exists
Little enough sympathy to laugh at the dude during his appeal to not be slain? Because that is just amazing, like a calculated move to flaunt your dickishness.
so off with his head for smuggling 3kg of heroin then
good good
ok so he didn't have preexisting documentation
why do you think the opinion of a psychologist consulted after an arrest is less valid
in a country that's quite open and honest about that being the penalty, yes from a practical standpoint you are getting what you deserve for being so stunningly stupid
it's not like he was executed for smuggling refugees out of the country
I do agree that the punishment seems harsh to me, but it's no secret that this is the punishment for the crime
so it's pretty fucking easy to avoid it by...NOT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO CHINA
I'm saying it's fishy to me that they don't have the testimony and documentation from a psychologist that diagnosed and was treating him before the trip
someone that has a history with him as opposed to someone brought in just for the case
it looks (to me, based on what I've seen so far) like they were just trying to cook up a defense by pretending he was mentally ill
but the urge is strong
well at least we know now for future reference that china doesn't care about mental illness
so we'll have to think of a better defence next time
Wait, from what I can tell from the article he had no idea he was smuggling drugs.
Granted you don't very well take strange luggage at an airport but it's already been established he wasn't the sharpest tool
You're acting like he was just given a bag of heroin and told "take this to China"
It seems like a wise financial move. I mean, the state will deposit a few ounces of lead into the back of your skull for it, the money to be made must be substantial
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