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China continues to be a Champion of Human Rights

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2009
    To their credit, China does have a really negative history when it comes to opiates.

    Well the UK has a bad history with brown people but it's not like we keep going around bombing the shit out of countries with brow-

    Hmmm wait okay

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why does 1g of heroin cause 6.65 deaths?
    a lethal overdose of heroin is extremely variable but it can be anywhere from .2 to .5 grams so their calculation at least isn't hilariously flawed

    the same cannot be said for their logic

    this is a good post, bemis.


    way to go, buddy.
    thanks

    bronan

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    In fairness that's a lot better than most local bands I heard while I was in college.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait, so did the gang expect to do with the drugs afterwards?

    sent a picture ahead to gang members to take him and the suitcase once he left the terminal?

    that is a huge, huge risk for such an enormous amount of drugs

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait, so did the gang expect to do with the drugs afterwards?

    sent a picture ahead to gang members to take him and the suitcase once he left the terminal?

    that is a huge, huge risk for such an enormous amount of drugs

    There's not really an IQ test for becoming a drug smuggler. I'm sure they don't even ask for references.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yes but you don't come across such an enormously expensive batch of drugs unless you have some serious hookups

    and drugs aint free

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    what if they saw his song as a deadly threat and framed him

    the bunnies hide a secret message!

    the father christmas email is a code!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what if they saw his song as a deadly threat and framed him

    the bunnies hide a secret message!

    the father christmas email is a code!

    The message reads: 2Pac is not dead

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    2pac died when you were like three

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Using a patsy is probably a good way to safeguard your organization working in that part of the world.

    But using a paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur who has made himself known to authorities as such and is originally from motherfucking Pakistan and hoping he would not get searched at the airport was probably a bad idea. I dunno. Like maybe they could have done something different there.

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    PixelMonkeyPixelMonkey Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    If somebody cooked me a dog I would probably eat it.

    I don't see why it would be any different then eating any other kind of meat.

    If I remember correctly the dog is often still alive when they begin to cook it.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I expect nothing less than to taste the essence of an animal's pain and suffering while eating its flesh.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    If somebody cooked me a dog I would probably eat it.

    I don't see why it would be any different then eating any other kind of meat.

    If I remember correctly the dog is often still alive when they begin to cook it.

    yes this is sort of true

    the sick part about the way they kill dogs for food is that they often drag out the dog's death so it gets pumped full of its own adrenaline right before it dies, the justification being that it "improves" the flavour of the meat

    it's terrible

    that said, in response to FirmSkater, there is a difference between farming an animal for food and just killing one off the street for food

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    is the taste part of that difference

    I'm just wondering

    like well

    does dog taste good?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    generally speaking if an animal is farmed, it is being fed certain foods designed to improve its overall yield (in terms of both edible matter and taste)

    so really a farm animal tends to have higher levels of fat and softer meat, while an animal that has not been farmed is more likely to have higher muscle content which means stringier and tougher meat

    I have personally never eaten dog

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A friend of mine tried dog while abroad, he said it tastes like a leaner roast beef.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Primo farm raised dachshunds. Free range.

    Who's got the seed money?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This chihuahua is all bones!

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Veal is delicious and I guarantee it is crueler than dog

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Veal owns.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I mean, veal is so fucking good

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait, so did the gang expect to do with the drugs afterwards?

    sent a picture ahead to gang members to take him and the suitcase once he left the terminal?

    that is a huge, huge risk for such an enormous amount of drugs

    They were probably meant for someone who'd have access to them after Crazy McObvious Smuggler was caught.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    2pac died when you were like three

    heh

    "died"

    heh

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pip will be dead next year.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh no 1 day left

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    do you have a bucket list

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    1. shit on pharezon


    phew, only one more thing to check off

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    Well I guess if you're a jew in germany, what else do you expect? It's not as if the germans didn't make it clear being jewish is offensive!
    And yes, I am comparing judaism to heroin
    only natalie portman though

    my point being, defending awful laws because they are laws is a fucking stupid thing to do

    I'm honestly curious as to whether or not you think this analogy makes even the slightest bit of sense.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    reminder: China allows the unrestricted sale of methamphetamine precursors over the counter and as such is a huge supplier of ephedrine and pseudoephedrine worldwide.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    on the other hand, China doesn't make this:

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bomb both of them. Problem solved yo.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaking of laws

    A friend of mine posted this on his facebook the other day:

    "Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I die, you are forgiven. If I live, I will kill you." Such is the rule of honor."

    I kind of want to choke him. But he got this fuckin' thing for Christmas and I don't think it's left his hand since:

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    That's part of the code of Omerta. So you know, he's an idiot.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't know what that is.

    But I managed to surmise the idiot part regardless.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Okay I just looked up what the code of Omerta is.

    Good fucking grief.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Doesn't Omerta make Land O' Lakes butter?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you're gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man

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