We have industrial-sized jugs of Franks Red Hot sauce. They are several gallons. There should be nothing but Franks. Hash Browns. Eggs. Pizza. Chicken. THROW FRANKS ON IT. Damnit, I love Franks Red Hot.
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why is everyone talking about oral sex with the end goal of an orgasm in mind
i'm talking about the actual physical exertion involved
compare: licking a button vs inducing vomiting
You're ignoring length of time. The position you're in licking the button and the jaw muscles in play count for something, don't just shrug that off. And generally you're doing that a lot longer than the neck thrusting involved in a blow-job. Men seem to finish quicker and more successfully than women, and I mean, let's face it, it seems the problem for guys is generally slowing down while the problem for women is getting there at all.
If you do it right there's not really a lot of net physical exertion involved. Women who don't know how to do it tend to put in too much work too quickly, when the reality is all you really need to do is use one hand to set the maximum amount you want in your mouth and then let the guys hips do most of the work.
Basically if women watched a wider selection of porn so they could take a more informed stab at what looks like reasonable effort, they'd figure this out. Conversely men need to read a wider selection of porn in order to appreciate the going down on women is easy money.
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forgot how great it is to put in a new kevin smith disc. especially when it actually has something new for me to see/hear.
he does smodcast, his podcast, and one episode number they skipped and decided to say that ep is the new Chasing Amy commentary. so yay. and then a new documentary on the disc to watch. double yay. on blu-ray and I get to chat the whole time since I moved my computer... but now I'm losing focus on things I'm happy about.
Chasing Amy was way better than it had any right to be.
I don't have a problem with Kevin Smith, but I won't watch his fanboy stuff like that Silent Bob and Jay thing.
why is everyone talking about oral sex with the end goal of an orgasm in mind
i'm talking about the actual physical exertion involved
compare: licking a button vs inducing vomiting
If all you're doing is licking a button, you're probably doing it wrong.
I mean, that works sometimes, but at least in my experience it takes a lot of effort, not just with the tongue but with the lips and, yes, occasionally teeth.
Sure you can induce vomiting if you're giving head, but only if you're overdoing it. You don't have to deepthroat to give a good blowjob.
Also, I responded to your damn IM, STOP IGNORING ME HAKKS.
forgot how great it is to put in a new kevin smith disc. especially when it actually has something new for me to see/hear.
he does smodcast, his podcast, and one episode number they skipped and decided to say that ep is the new Chasing Amy commentary. so yay. and then a new documentary on the disc to watch. double yay. on blu-ray and I get to chat the whole time since I moved my computer... but now I'm losing focus on things I'm happy about.
Chasing Amy was way better than it had any right to be.
I don't have a problem with Kevin Smith, but I won't watch his fanboy stuff like that Silent Bob and Jay thing.
I hate that he keeps putting his no talent ugly wife in things. Clerks 2 was a terrible movie and she was part of the reason.
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forgot how great it is to put in a new kevin smith disc. especially when it actually has something new for me to see/hear.
he does smodcast, his podcast, and one episode number they skipped and decided to say that ep is the new Chasing Amy commentary. so yay. and then a new documentary on the disc to watch. double yay. on blu-ray and I get to chat the whole time since I moved my computer... but now I'm losing focus on things I'm happy about.
The original DVD release for Chasing Amy is a direct port of the Laser Disc. It's kind of a disappointment. Although, Mallrats is also a direct rip of the Laser Disc and when you turn on audio commentary, it split screens between them sitting at the table watching the movie and the movie itself. Really funny actually.
yeah I love all of his commentaries but I'm aware a lot of them are from previous versions. that is, until they did a new one for clerks x 10th anniversary. and then now for chasing amy.
they're fucking funny. some of them are as funny as the movies haha.
If you do it right there's not really a lot of net physical exertion involved. Women who don't know how to do it tend to put in too much work too quickly, when the reality is all you really need to do is use one hand to set the maximum amount you want in your mouth and then let the guys hips do most of the work.
Basically if women watched a wider selection of porn so they could take a more informed stab at what looks like reasonable effort, they'd figure this out. Conversely men need to read a wider selection of porn in order to appreciate the going down on women is easy money.
I dunno, I tend to find that outside of the internet, people who self-identify as libertarian aren't all that crazy.
Well, they tend to be kind of ignorant of the application of their ideology. Like, most self-described libertarians just don't give a shit, don't think about politics or government, and don't really like paying taxes or are cheesed off about getting a parking ticket or something.
The libertarians who have thought it through and still call themselves libertarians are the crazy ones.
forgot how great it is to put in a new kevin smith disc. especially when it actually has something new for me to see/hear.
he does smodcast, his podcast, and one episode number they skipped and decided to say that ep is the new Chasing Amy commentary. so yay. and then a new documentary on the disc to watch. double yay. on blu-ray and I get to chat the whole time since I moved my computer... but now I'm losing focus on things I'm happy about.
Chasing Amy was way better than it had any right to be.
I don't have a problem with Kevin Smith, but I won't watch his fanboy stuff like that Silent Bob and Jay thing.
I'm sure that movie is not worth it if you don't understand the immense number of in-jokes.
and oddly Chasing Amy is far from my favorite, but I still like it and appreciate it because it appeals to people who aren't fanboys of his (like I am) so he doesn't get purely shit on.
I dunno, repetitive motion + thing in mouth = not the most pleasant feeling sometimes. Seriously.
Dude I am sure that it is not all that fun and probably tastes icky and all of that. But seriously bringing a lady off takes like an hour. It is a whole lot of licking that damned button.
forgot how great it is to put in a new kevin smith disc. especially when it actually has something new for me to see/hear.
he does smodcast, his podcast, and one episode number they skipped and decided to say that ep is the new Chasing Amy commentary. so yay. and then a new documentary on the disc to watch. double yay. on blu-ray and I get to chat the whole time since I moved my computer... but now I'm losing focus on things I'm happy about.
Chasing Amy was way better than it had any right to be.
I don't have a problem with Kevin Smith, but I won't watch his fanboy stuff like that Silent Bob and Jay thing.
I hate that he keeps putting his no talent ugly wife in things. Clerks 2 was a terrible movie and she was part of the reason.
I like the movie
but I don't like her in anything. suppose I can understand putting your wife in stuff especially with the closeness of all the people in that flick but yeah I see where you're coming from.
Kevin Smith just finished filming his latest movie, A Couple of Dicks, a few months ago. It's the first movie he's directed that he didn't write, which I heard him say it was a weird experience to have to bring to life someone else's vision.
I dunno, repetitive motion + thing in mouth = not the most pleasant feeling sometimes. Seriously.
Dude I am sure that it is not all that fun and probably tastes icky and all of that. But seriously bringing a lady off takes like an hour. It is a whole lot of licking that damned button.
Are you suggesting that it's not a mutually enjoyable experience?
Ok so basically I called and the phone girl (the same one who I'm pretty sure wants my dong!) recognizes me and pretty much tells me my order before I place it. So as I get ready to hang up she's all "what time you get here" (but in a super thick accent, stay with me here) and I say "10 minutes?", realizing I guess they close earlier than I thought.
So I get there and they're pretty much outside waiting for me, one hand on the gate ready to pull it down. I feel super bad about holding them up and rush over to pay. Girl's making change out of her own pocket, they're so ready to leave, when a group of teenagers come up.
They ask about cigarettes and basically she doesn't want to sell them without carding and they all insist they 'forgot' their IDs and "you know me, come on, I'm 18" etc. At first she's just sort of laughing in a "sorry, try somewhere else guys, wish I could" kind of way, but then they get sort of menacing. I'm still standing there waiting for my change and they're actually beginning to form a sort of little semi circle.
Basically I'm 22 and bigger than most 16 year olds and I stepped between them and there were some words and they left and now I'm her big strong white Godzilla savior 8-)
until she sees my dong and realizes I'm not Godzilla, anyway
I expected this story to end with new brandishing a gun, possibly some murdering.
Oh, no
If that had happened I probably wouldn't be posting minutes later
forgot how great it is to put in a new kevin smith disc. especially when it actually has something new for me to see/hear.
he does smodcast, his podcast, and one episode number they skipped and decided to say that ep is the new Chasing Amy commentary. so yay. and then a new documentary on the disc to watch. double yay. on blu-ray and I get to chat the whole time since I moved my computer... but now I'm losing focus on things I'm happy about.
Chasing Amy was way better than it had any right to be.
I don't have a problem with Kevin Smith, but I won't watch his fanboy stuff like that Silent Bob and Jay thing.
I hate that he keeps putting his no talent ugly wife in things. Clerks 2 was a terrible movie and she was part of the reason.
I like the movie
but I don't like her in anything. suppose I can understand putting your wife in stuff especially with the closeness of all the people in that flick but yeah I see where you're coming from.
That movie is a bigger steaming pile of shitty fan service than Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The one thing that redeems Clerks 2 from being as bad as Jersey Girl is Rosario Dawson telling me that sometimes it's okay to go from ass to mouth.
Kevin Smith just finished filming his latest movie, A Couple of Dicks, a few months ago. It's the first movie he's directed that he didn't write, which I heard him say it was a weird experience to have to bring to life someone else's vision.
yes sir
but it's called Cop Out now.
via twitter I get the impression the trailer isn't great, but that the movie should be pretty damn funny. Bruce Willis + Tracy Morgan. I hope it does well.
I dunno, repetitive motion + thing in mouth = not the most pleasant feeling sometimes. Seriously.
Dude I am sure that it is not all that fun and probably tastes icky and all of that. But seriously bringing a lady off takes like an hour. It is a whole lot of licking that damned button.
Are you suggesting that it's not a mutually enjoyable experience?
It can be a taxing experience.
I mean it is always gratifying to bring a lady off.
Kevin Smith just finished filming his latest movie, A Couple of Dicks, a few months ago. It's the first movie he's directed that he didn't write, which I heard him say it was a weird experience to have to bring to life someone else's vision.
yes sir
but it's called Cop Out now.
via twitter I get the impression the trailer isn't great, but that the movie should be pretty damn funny. Bruce Willis + Tracy Morgan. I hope it does well.
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tapeslinger is a she, nexus' girlfriend.
just so you know for the future.
... I hope that public knowledge. like 99% sure.
You're ignoring length of time. The position you're in licking the button and the jaw muscles in play count for something, don't just shrug that off. And generally you're doing that a lot longer than the neck thrusting involved in a blow-job. Men seem to finish quicker and more successfully than women, and I mean, let's face it, it seems the problem for guys is generally slowing down while the problem for women is getting there at all.
Basically if women watched a wider selection of porn so they could take a more informed stab at what looks like reasonable effort, they'd figure this out. Conversely men need to read a wider selection of porn in order to appreciate the going down on women is easy money.
Chasing Amy was way better than it had any right to be.
I don't have a problem with Kevin Smith, but I won't watch his fanboy stuff like that Silent Bob and Jay thing.
Doing it wrong.
I mean, that works sometimes, but at least in my experience it takes a lot of effort, not just with the tongue but with the lips and, yes, occasionally teeth.
Sure you can induce vomiting if you're giving head, but only if you're overdoing it. You don't have to deepthroat to give a good blowjob.
Also, I responded to your damn IM, STOP IGNORING ME HAKKS.
So... I shouldn't hit on her?
I use the term man for both boys and girls.
Like when I call you one, justin.
I hate that he keeps putting his no talent ugly wife in things. Clerks 2 was a terrible movie and she was part of the reason.
yeah I love all of his commentaries but I'm aware a lot of them are from previous versions. that is, until they did a new one for clerks x 10th anniversary. and then now for chasing amy.
they're fucking funny. some of them are as funny as the movies haha.
What
Are you speaking from experience?
I feel bad for nexus,
bitches be knowing nothing about hot sauce.
Well, they tend to be kind of ignorant of the application of their ideology. Like, most self-described libertarians just don't give a shit, don't think about politics or government, and don't really like paying taxes or are cheesed off about getting a parking ticket or something.
The libertarians who have thought it through and still call themselves libertarians are the crazy ones.
Filled to the brim with these people, in fact.
How delicious it is?
I'm sure that movie is not worth it if you don't understand the immense number of in-jokes.
and oddly Chasing Amy is far from my favorite, but I still like it and appreciate it because it appeals to people who aren't fanboys of his (like I am) so he doesn't get purely shit on.
Dude I am sure that it is not all that fun and probably tastes icky and all of that. But seriously bringing a lady off takes like an hour. It is a whole lot of licking that damned button.
I'm saying you're actualy a woman.
I like the movie
but I don't like her in anything. suppose I can understand putting your wife in stuff especially with the closeness of all the people in that flick but yeah I see where you're coming from.
Are you suggesting that it's not a mutually enjoyable experience?
Oh, no
If that had happened I probably wouldn't be posting minutes later
We're all just taking a break between sweaty, super fun sexy escapades.
That movie is a bigger steaming pile of shitty fan service than Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The one thing that redeems Clerks 2 from being as bad as Jersey Girl is Rosario Dawson telling me that sometimes it's okay to go from ass to mouth.
man you're doing it wrong
do it right
yes sir
but it's called Cop Out now.
via twitter I get the impression the trailer isn't great, but that the movie should be pretty damn funny. Bruce Willis + Tracy Morgan. I hope it does well.
The solution is to find a delicious one.
It can be a taxing experience.
I mean it is always gratifying to bring a lady off.
But jesus.
Turned on my iPod to find my Discharge albums strangely missing. This displeases me. Listening to The Jesus Lizard instead.
They renamed it? Boooooooo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Mastered like a fisherman masters bait.