I don't find sex to be very mechanical or numerical. Every woman is different, they all have little weak spots to exploit. It's all a mind game. The littlest areas on the neck or the sides, when to do what and how to do it - the sensation of fingertips versus palms versus fingernails. It's different depending on who you are with and what they like and how much they understand what you want.
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
The [Chat] That Does Not Die.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
Really wish that girl would give me the damned dates and times for when I should book that flight. Winter break doesn't last forever. And I'm already going to be working on the days she'll be here. And I've been back for three days and she's done her goddamn evaporation thing again.
I really should have fucked that bridesmaid when I had the chance. Ugh.
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AegisFear My DanceOvershot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
For the love of fuck why does a half-course with no tutorials have a group presentation component? You expect me to materialize group members out of thin air or some shit?
A regular blowjob sounds dull. Full on porno blowjob looks interesting. If a girl has her face in my crotch already, I want her to do more than just suck. There's a world of possibilities down there!
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A regular blowjob sounds dull. Full on porno blowjob looks interesting. If a girl has her face in my crotch already, I want her to do more than just suck. There's a world of possibilities down there!
This attitude is the reason girls think they have to deepthroat dudes.
It's ... perplexing. On Youtube I watch stupid internet videos (the critic stuff is where that comes from) fighting game matches, pointless internet hilarity and (dance) music ... why did it recommend me two teenage girls dancing like idiots?
A regular blowjob sounds dull. Full on porno blowjob looks interesting. If a girl has her face in my crotch already, I want her to do more than just suck. There's a world of possibilities down there!
This attitude is the reason girls think they have to deepthroat dudes.
It's ... perplexing. On Youtube I watch stupid internet videos (the critic stuff is where that comes from) fighting game matches, pointless internet hilarity and (dance) music ... why did it recommend me two teenage girls dancing like idiots?
It's ... perplexing. On Youtube I watch stupid internet videos (the critic stuff is where that comes from) fighting game matches, pointless internet hilarity and (dance) music ... why did it recommend me two teenage girls dancing like idiots?
A regular blowjob sounds dull. Full on porno blowjob looks interesting. If a girl has her face in my crotch already, I want her to do more than just suck. There's a world of possibilities down there!
This attitude is the reason girls think they have to deepthroat dudes.
They totally don't.
Seriously, just put your mouth on it, make repetitive motions and I'm happy. There's no sweet spot in your throat that's gonna make me be all "oooooooooooooo".
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"I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
It's ... perplexing. On Youtube I watch stupid internet videos (the critic stuff is where that comes from) fighting game matches, pointless internet hilarity and (dance) music ... why did it recommend me two teenage girls dancing like idiots?
It's all about how she uses her lips and tongue. A regular blowjob is fine, but a girl who goes for technique over repetition or force is a woman to treasure.
It's ... perplexing. On Youtube I watch stupid internet videos (the critic stuff is where that comes from) fighting game matches, pointless internet hilarity and (dance) music ... why did it recommend me two teenage girls dancing like idiots?
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Chapter 1: Pay Attention
Chapter 2: Pay Attention
Chapter 3: Pay Attention
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Chapter 7: Spooge
I really should have fucked that bridesmaid when I had the chance. Ugh.
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I'm taking pictures, hold on.
Yeah but then I get to give infractions to all the people who made chat threads that did not take.
It's basically a win/ win.
This attitude is the reason girls think they have to deepthroat dudes.
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They totally don't.
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen!
yes. complain. about ladies dancing for your amusement.
a key change in a techno song
that's a new one
scatman once again proves he's the best
Seriously, just put your mouth on it, make repetitive motions and I'm happy. There's no sweet spot in your throat that's gonna make me be all "oooooooooooooo".
They're like 14, dude.
gahahaha
scat land.
ahahahahaha
SO JUDGMENTAL
They have to be 16.
Come back in 2 years. They'll also have drivers licenses so I don't have to go out of my way.
Pure Awesomeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN8_YhOeXL4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
GRIM AND PERILOUS ADVENTURE!
I HATE YOU.
AND I HATE THE BAND YOU LIKE.
I have awesome ideas for DMing, but I have no ability to focus on the actual DMing itself.
Now I have nothing to do but sit here and chat.
And mod.
You know folks can drive at 15 1/2 around these parts right?
Terrifying.
so bad.