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My New Year's was the bomb!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    3 people on a ski lift, while the lift is closed

    i think i could make this

    Open Water

    Open Water 2

    they are riveting pieces of filmmaking

    somehow people get forgotten IN THE OCEAN

    they bitch for 2 hours

    they die

    I was on the edge of my seat

    there was an open water 2?

    yep

    even the filmmakers can't fucking decide how it ends

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    I'm at work for new years. I get to watch midnight roll around while making sure shit doesn't catch fire.

    that sounds important, a toast to you sir!

    I am vitally important! I lower the cost of the company's insurance more than the contract to hire me and my fellows costs them!

    oh i thought you were a firefighter

    I'm the fat chump that dies two minutes into any movie involving breaking into a building.

    itt we quote things before the other person edits them.

    that might be better, it means you are in a scooby doo episode

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Open Water 3: I can't get outta my bathtub!

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    3 people on a ski lift, while the lift is closed

    i think i could make this

    Open Water

    Open Water 2

    they are riveting pieces of filmmaking

    somehow people get forgotten IN THE OCEAN

    they bitch for 2 hours

    they die

    I was on the edge of my seat

    there was an open water 2?

    yep

    even the filmmakers can't fucking decide how it ends

    wait it is a sequel to the first one? shit im gonna have to watch this... while fastforwarding

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Just gonna watch South Park until it's time to drop the ball

    ugh

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I like how often life imitates art when it comes to security guards.

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  • AxesOfEvilAxesOfEvil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hello all you people who don't know me. I have been consigned to stay home with my 2 year old + wife, and so am going to drink a bottle of Chimay Grand Reserve and post on the internet....woohoo.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Just gonna watch South Park until it's time to drop the ball

    ugh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXX8fOMCNmg&feature=related

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Just gonna watch South Park until it's time to drop the ball

    ugh

    double ugh

    south park sucks

    the only thing i ever found remotely funny was the guy who, whenever the redneck said "THEY TOOK OUR JERBS" would always respond DURKA DUR

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AxesOfEvil wrote: »
    Hello all you people who don't know me. I have been consigned to stay home with my 2 year old + wife, and so am going to drink a bottle of Chimay Grand Reserve and post on the internet....woohoo.

    Okay.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that was a fast dranktime

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't think dranktime is over yet.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    smoke break, baby

    i
    didyou know ice is slippery

    themoreyou konw. jpg

    Yes I did know that, because I'm the guy that has to put notices up on all the doors so people will remember not to run around like morons in icy parking lots!

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    toady just steal the copper pipes and blame those meddling kids, time to move up in the world

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    marry her immediately

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    tap that

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    damnit mods i was using that thread

    buncha jerks!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dr. SE++ is not a real doctor, do not let Dr. SE++ touch your genitals.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Seriously.

    I don't even know what that thread was about

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well, New Years done came and went. I stayed at home with my special lady friend because it is too fucking cold to go party with uppity youngins. Had us some bad south African sparkling wine, awesome Australian red wine, some pretty good white wine and home made blinis with trout eggs. I need to get fucking rich so I can eat more trout eggs.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    now where will we talk about the new year

    or how awesome rane is

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ugh mods why must you strangle what little joy 2009 had to offer

    mods

    mods

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I am on the internet posting like a faggot on new years. It's typical for me though, around this time I can't really visit friends from college, and I my contact with friends around my hometown is limited at best.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    I require pictures to rate said rack and then I shall pass judgment.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my new years is sucking right now

    alone

    not sloshed

    just

    blah

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    I had a hot internet stalker for like seven years. She's still after me, actually.

    It's actually not fun at all.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

    Perhaps I should've also mentioned that she provides indirectly a large percentage of my paycheck.

    Therefore the cut all contact restraining order is out. Really it's down to continue to just play off the stalking as normal, or tap that shit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Seriously.

    I don't even know what that thread was about

    dru's butt

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm going to make pancakes and drink beer for new year's

    this could get delicious

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    I had a hot internet stalker for like seven years. She's still after me, actually.

    It's actually not fun at all.

    that's no way to talk about sheri at all!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

    Perhaps I should've also mentioned that she provides indirectly a large percentage of my paycheck.

    Therefore the cut all contact restraining order is out. Really it's down to continue to just play off the stalking as normal, or tap that shit.

    I suggest stringing her along until her bank account is empty, and then get a restraining order.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm going to make pancakes and drink beer for new year's

    this could get delicious

    you've become a true american

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

    Perhaps I should've also mentioned that she provides indirectly a large percentage of my paycheck.

    Therefore the cut all contact restraining order is out. Really it's down to continue to just play off the stalking as normal, or tap that shit.

    she must be an uggo or else you wouldn't need to ask us

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    my new years is sucking right now

    alone

    not sloshed

    just

    blah

    Start doing knuckle push ups and masturbate to fantasies of revenge and violence.

    There, Peter's Patented New Years Bachelor Bash.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    I had a hot internet stalker for like seven years. She's still after me, actually.

    It's actually not fun at all.

    hi5

    I've had 3!

    and two personal stalkers

    none for that long though

    and none recently

    Raneados on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    no more lady gaga in 2010, shes dead

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm going to make pancakes and drink beer for new year's

    this could get delicious

    you've become a true american

    oh godamnit

    also i saw today that the queen gave up the throne to william

    is that true? I would have thought that would be bigger news

    Raneados on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

    Perhaps I should've also mentioned that she provides indirectly a large percentage of my paycheck.

    Therefore the cut all contact restraining order is out. Really it's down to continue to just play off the stalking as normal, or tap that shit.

    she must be an uggo or else you wouldn't need to ask us
    No I'm an uggo.

    I'm unaccustomed to having stalkers. It is new territory for me.

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