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My New Year's was the bomb!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    HOW DARE YOU LIE LIKE THAT BARCARDI

    D:

    Sweeney Tom on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados I bet you have a ton of stalkers on this forum without even realizing it

    it's me

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm going to make pancakes and drink beer for new year's

    this could get delicious

    you've become a true american

    oh godamnit


    also i saw today that the queen gave up the throne to william

    is that true? I would have thought that would be bigger news

    uh what

    PiptheFair on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

    Perhaps I should've also mentioned that she provides indirectly a large percentage of my paycheck.

    Therefore the cut all contact restraining order is out. Really it's down to continue to just play off the stalking as normal, or tap that shit.

    she must be an uggo or else you wouldn't need to ask us
    No I'm an uggo.

    I'm unaccustomed to having stalkers. It is new territory for me.
    Fuck it and forget it.

    Hacksaw on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    To William? Haha, that would be the massive-est of fuck yous ever given in eternity.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    To William? Haha, that would be the massive-est of fuck yous ever given in eternity.
    Can you blame her, though?

    Hacksaw on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    To William? Haha, that would be the massive-est of fuck yous ever given in eternity.

    charles is not getting the throne

    PiptheFair on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

    Perhaps I should've also mentioned that she provides indirectly a large percentage of my paycheck.

    Therefore the cut all contact restraining order is out. Really it's down to continue to just play off the stalking as normal, or tap that shit.

    she must be an uggo or else you wouldn't need to ask us
    No I'm an uggo.

    I'm unaccustomed to having stalkers. It is new territory for me.

    oh

    well in that case give me her number

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so koshian is drunk

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yeah she's not giving it to charles after his whole adultery and being a fucking toolbox thing

    Raneados on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    HOW DARE YOU LIE LIKE THAT BARCARDI

    D:

    sorry i lied but its true

    Barcardi on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well, I don't care much for royalty, but that has got to sting.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    yeah she's not giving it to charles after his whole adultery and being a fucking toolbox thing

    also the fact that charles is an idiot

    don't forget that

    and william has been groomed all his life to be king anyway

    PiptheFair on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    get a restraining order

    Perhaps I should've also mentioned that she provides indirectly a large percentage of my paycheck.

    Therefore the cut all contact restraining order is out. Really it's down to continue to just play off the stalking as normal, or tap that shit.

    she must be an uggo or else you wouldn't need to ask us
    No I'm an uggo.

    I'm unaccustomed to having stalkers. It is new territory for me.
    Fuck it and forget it.

    I shall do so! Of course part of the problem is that once again, she controls my students, and that controls my paycheck. So the best case scenario there is fuck it and be reeeeeeealy awkward around it. Which I guess I'm still ok with


    New years resolution set!

    Khavall on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    LADY GAGA WILL LIVE FOREVER
    unless you pokerface OHGODI'MSOSORRY

    Sweeney Tom on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The queen continues to be a classy lady in my book.

    Hacksaw on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    yeah she's not giving it to charles after his whole adultery and being a fucking toolbox thing

    also the fact that charles is an idiot

    don't forget that

    and william has been groomed all his life to be king anyway

    i implied that with "charles is a fucking toolbox"

    Raneados on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    So SE++, as we go into the new year.

    It turns out I may have a bit of a stalker.

    She has a nice rack though.

    Lord of the Dickbutt, SE++, what should I do?

    I had a hot internet stalker for like seven years. She's still after me, actually.

    It's actually not fun at all.

    that's no way to talk about sheri at all!

    It's part of our arrangement

    she retains fag joke privledges, I get to reference her super creepy stalkerness

    relationships are about compromise

    Javen on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm going to make pancakes and drink beer for new year's

    this could get delicious

    you've become a true american

    oh godamnit


    also i saw today that the queen gave up the throne to william

    is that true? I would have thought that would be bigger news

    uh what

    is that the racist one or the drunk one?

    Barcardi on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Fuck it and forget it.

    I shall do so! Of course part of the problem is that once again, she controls my students, and that controls my paycheck. So the best case scenario there is fuck it and be reeeeeeealy awkward around it. Which I guess I'm still ok with


    New years resolution set!
    Drunkenly fuck it and claim ignorance the next day.

    Hacksaw on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fuck it and punch it.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh koshian

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Fuck it and punch it.
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    Hacksaw on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh koshian

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian is so drunk and high guys. He loves swordfights.

    Pharezon on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    koshian on a scale of 1 to so fucking drunk how drunk are you

    AND IF YOU ANSWER 1 WE KNOW YOU'RE LYING

    Sweeney Tom on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    having an iphonr is awesome

    This is what Steve Jobs gets after a few viagra!

    Oh ho ho.

    BYToady on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Koshian is so drunk and high guys. He loves swordfights.
    But does he win them?

    Hacksaw on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh no my name what's he doing to it

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You sure do know it's New Year's Eve when there are about 7 people pulled over in a half mile stretch of road.

    Rinder on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Still waiting for proof of the rack.

    Koshian you drink as much as you want, I won't judge.

    Tonkka on
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  • SkellieSkellie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Just came back from work; friends told me they'd put a message on our ventrilo server to tell me where I have to go for partying tonight. I just ran all the way back home, and jesus christ theres no fucking message on vent, and I cant reach any of them on the phone.

    Happy fucking new year, im gonna be playing fallout 3 in my basement feeling like a goddamn loser

    This is what I did, sans basement and feeling like a loser, because Fallout 3 rocks.

    I mean missing out on New Years shenanigans isn't such a big deal, it's not like Christmas or anything.

    Skellie on
  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    22 years of sitting at home watching Dick Clark.

    Woo.

    I was invited to one party tonight, but it was an indirect invite to hang out with 4 of the over-achieving peppy male band-kids I went to highschool with, so I instantly turned that down. I drove past one of my other friends' houses, and saw that he had some people over, but no one ever called me.

    So it's just me, my netbook, and Dick Clark this year. I have a case of beer in my trunk, but my parents keep a dry house, and so I'm not allowed to drink in here.

    HadjiQuest on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Koshian is so drunk and high guys. He loves swordfights.

    fuck you

    fuck you forever man

    ffffffffffuck youuuuuuuu~

    I LOVE YOU I WAS JUST KIDDING

    Pharezon on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I thought Koshian was like 16

    granted I was pounding back jack daniels like it was my day job when I was sixteen, but still!

    Javen on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Skellie wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Just came back from work; friends told me they'd put a message on our ventrilo server to tell me where I have to go for partying tonight. I just ran all the way back home, and jesus christ theres no fucking message on vent, and I cant reach any of them on the phone.

    Happy fucking new year, im gonna be playing fallout 3 in my basement feeling like a goddamn loser

    This is what I did, sans basement and feeling like a loser, because Fallout 3 rocks.

    I mean missing out on New Years shenanigans isn't such a big deal, it's not like Christmas or anything.

    Just drink tons of booze and walk around firing off a shotgun in Fallout 3. It'll be exactly like New Years.

    BYToady on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    I thought Koshian was like 16

    granted I was pounding back jack daniels like it was my day job when I was sixteen, but still!

    they become alcoholics so fast

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    guys just in case you need a ride tonight

    no drunk driving

    1-800-AAA HELP

    free ride and tow to your house

    Raneados on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Still waiting for proof of the rack.

    Koshian you drink as much as you want, I won't judge.

    yesyesyes

    thats a good
    thing

    I'm so glad that you support my support of you drinking.

    Tonkka on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Koshian is gonna wake up with a headache to start the new year and also in some dude orgy.

    Muggins on
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