i fractured part of my hand once, doctor told me it was too late to do anything about it by the time i got around to going somewhere about it. Two weeks of "maybe it is just bruised" right during midterms. Smartest man alive.
did you guys know you can buy keyboards for like ten bucks? it might be great, but it's nice to have a cheap spare around in case you are forced to use clip board as part of your keyboard. what if your V key breaks?
So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.
What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.
Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)
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So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.
What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.
Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)
I remember hearing about that, but I don't remember if I was there or not.
did you guys know you can buy keyboards for like ten bucks? it might be great, but it's nice to have a cheap spare around in case you are forced to use clip board as part of your keyboard. what if your V key breaks?
I'll put it on my list of things to do right after 'lay in bed' and 'eat this grilled cheese'
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So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.
What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.
Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)
I remember hearing about that, but I don't remember if I was there or not.
Got that bone separation in my shoulder and tore the UCL in elbow, both in my left arm, both happened at parties
I got a barf-inducing blow to the back of the head playing hockey a few weeks ago.
I play again for the first time tomorrow. I am not yet nervous, but suspect I might get that way as the game approaches.
So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.
What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.
Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)
I remember hearing about that, but I don't remember if I was there or not.
Got that bone separation in my shoulder and tore the UCL in elbow, both in my left arm, both happened at parties
my left arm isn't invited to any more parties
pretty sure your left arm wasn't the problem there, chief
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worst injury ive had is like, tryin to jump off the back of a billy cart as it passed my house and getting my foot stuck in the cart and getting dragged along for a few metres
maybe
but i think that was just some scrapes
oh talking about throwin rocks
back in my old neighborhood there was this kid i didnt like, and one day im standing up on this elevated bit of land like 1.5m (5ft?) above the street with the kid on the street being a prick
we were having some dumb argument i guess and he was on his bike and said something and rode away quickly before i could say anything back
and i picked up some rock by my feet and threw it way ahead of him hoping it would hit the ground in front of him so he would see it but it wouldnt do anything
but it made this glorious arc and curved back to hit him right in the head as he was riding away
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as of right now my foot is fucking killing me
This is what I do with my 6 key
Just be super nice to your arm, it will go away eventually. I never did any serious damage to my shoulders when I popped them out but just be careful.
Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)
I'll put it on my list of things to do right after 'lay in bed' and 'eat this grilled cheese'
Got that bone separation in my shoulder and tore the UCL in elbow, both in my left arm, both happened at parties
my left arm isn't invited to any more parties
I managed to roll off the inertia and avoid injury, but I had a big black mark on my arm where I impacted. And it hurt.
I play again for the first time tomorrow. I am not yet nervous, but suspect I might get that way as the game approaches.
How'd it taste?
I bet the oil wasn't changed after that.
that sucked
Back from the doctor
That was grooooss
Also MKR you stole the joke I was going to make! Boo! Hiss!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Hurts like hell some days, but fine most.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Worst injury I've ever gotten was taking a giant rock to the head when I was a kid and some crazy bastard threw it at me.
that's the most breakage I've had.
One time I SMAAAAAAASHED my nose, it left this huge purple swollen lump in the middle and has been crooked ever since
I guess I broke it but the doctor never said
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
maybe
but i think that was just some scrapes
oh talking about throwin rocks
back in my old neighborhood there was this kid i didnt like, and one day im standing up on this elevated bit of land like 1.5m (5ft?) above the street with the kid on the street being a prick
we were having some dumb argument i guess and he was on his bike and said something and rode away quickly before i could say anything back
and i picked up some rock by my feet and threw it way ahead of him hoping it would hit the ground in front of him so he would see it but it wouldnt do anything
but it made this glorious arc and curved back to hit him right in the head as he was riding away
nine toes
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
But then I've never done sports and I'm cripplingly risk-averse.
It was only time in my life that ever did the cheesy peace fingers.
Like "yeah I'm totally being picked up now, whatever. Peace broseph."
Although when printing 120,000 pages one papercut is not that bad.
It wasn't planned at all. He just out of nowhere picked me up. I was all, welp.