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Die horribly underwater [X-Com TFTD LP]

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !sign up

    enlisting for the chance of a glorious death in the briny deep

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That is how I remember TFTD. One death is actually pretty good.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    So I got off the sub, pootled about a bit underwater and complained that I stank of ass.

    Go team me.

    Super effective.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am getting hella screentime, which means I'll die as soon as I get a promotion

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What the hell illSign Up and hopefully die a horrible amusing death.

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    ConcreteTurtleConcreteTurtle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I am getting hella screentime, which means I'll die as soon as I get a promotion

    Or 1 day to a well deserved aqua-soldier retirement.

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    Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ConcreteTurtle wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I am getting hella screentime, which means I'll die as soon as I get a promotion

    Or 1 day to a well deserved aqua-soldier retirement.

    redundant

    "aqua-soldier retirement" is a euphemism for dying horribly under the seas

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    IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tofystedeth wrote: »
    Apparently signing up in the other thread didn't count. :(

    !signup

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    EchildaEchilda Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    !signup for the science team! Failing that, use me as a meat shield.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aww man I missed the initial signup bit?

    Well, I'm sure I can get in soon enough, the way casualties stack up in the deep dark depths of the ocean.
    !signup

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dear Ma and Pa,

    The Actives had their first mission today! They all came back from the sub and we didn't see them for a while (trainees aren't allowed in the squad's bunks), but at chow we all crowded around while they told us about the mission. They told us they took out an entire ship! Those Aliens didn't even know what hit 'em I bet, haha.

    While they were telling us about the mission I asked where [Censored pending notification of next of kin] was, and they all got real quiet. He wasn't coming back, they said. I didn't know what to say. I've never known anyone who bought it before. They said he was ambushed by a group of Aliens that were hiding behind some rocks and that he managed to take out six of them before they took him down. It must have been horrible, being so far beneath the sea and dying like that, but it was a brave and valiant death, and at least he went down fighting. I said that I considered a death like that to be honorable, and that I considered him nothing less than a hero, and the actives all got quiet and just sort of looked at each other. It looked to me like a silent agreement.

    I mean, he is the first human to be killed in action undersea. His valiant death will let the Aliens know that we mean business, that they can't just shoot us down at random anymore.

    I gotta go (we're doing marksmanship training in a little bit), but I just want you guys to know that I love you, and please don't worry about me. I am glad that I signed up, and even though I'm so far away from home the one thing that makes it all worthwhile is that I am making a difference down here.

    Love,
    SmokeStacks

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fedora you were a fucking hero

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I wish you people would die more so I can show you pansies how to do these things properly.

    Spectre-x on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !sign up


    let's do this 8-)

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    Zetetic ElenchZetetic Elench Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Augh, I just gave TFTD another whirl. I was super-cautious the entire way until a sectoid wanders out from cover, lazily tosses a grenade and waltzes off again.

    It was perfectly aimed to instakill four of my dudes.

    Fuck TFTD.

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    DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So.. missed this thread.

    Where's the base located? What's the reports look like? Research? MANUFACTURE? OH GOD WHERE IS THE INFORMATION IF WE ARE TO SAVE OUR PLANET?!

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zombie you spam your troops a lot.

    You should never have more than 4 troops in a 10x10 space.

    One sonic pulser and you're dead.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It is unfortunate that these airtight power armor suits with independent oxygen supplies are not authorized for your use.

    Nor are these marvelous plasma cannons.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ut o

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    If only they possessed gills

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Somebody post costner

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Theidar wrote: »
    It is unfortunate that these airtight power armor suits with independent oxygen supplies are not authorized for your use.

    Nor are these marvelous plasma cannons.


    Welll the plasma cannons don't work underwater.


    And by the time TFTD takes place in the X-Com timeline there's no elerium to power the powersuits.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    OH GOD

    PLEASE

    !SIGNUP

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just realized, that because of my death, the black guy died first. X-Com is now following horror movie standards.

    This makes me giggle.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    no fedora you are humphrey bogart and nothing else!

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    natek wrote: »
    no fedora you are humphrey bogart and nothing else!

    I'm sorry i'm black natek.

    I'm sorry.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Stop being black.

    Follow your Gods Michael Jackson and Jesus

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I already knew, fedora

    somehow, I already knew

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    natek wrote: »
    I already knew, fedora

    somehow, I already knew

    racist honkey jellyfish motherfucker

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    honk honk!

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    johnwingjohnwing Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !signup to whatever position is needed in contact team.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    aww man

    fedora's a black?

    this changes something, I'm pretty sure

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    X-Com is racist

    Macera on
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    DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Racist coming from Macera is funny.

    Then again, I guess X-Com isn't speciesist when it comes to recruiting efforts.

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    BistiboyBistiboy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !signup

    Nugget ready and willing!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well I have good and bad news.

    Bad news is, you all died on a terror mission.

    Good news is the game crashed before the end of the mission so you all live!

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is the worst Let's Play ever.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    DracoGriffin wrote: »
    Racist coming from Macera is funny.

    Then again, I guess X-Com isn't speciesist when it comes to recruiting efforts.

    Hey

    not cool man

    Macera on
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    This is the worst Let's Play ever.

    We've all died twice over now.

    I'm not sure what more you could ask for.

    Baidol on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !signup as whatever

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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