I've not seen it, but my fiance loved the 16 and pregnant show that preceded this. She also likes this show, but not as much. She really likes shit TV.
My wife hates the show, she hates everyone in it. Yet she watches it out of hatred.
Either all women do this, or they just tell us that's what they're doing. Cause my fiancee does the same shit.
Now I need to figure out why my monitor is being a cocknoblet. The display is off-center when using D-Sub. Which I shouldn't be using, but I'm already using DVI-D for my Xbox 360.
I've not seen it, but my fiance loved the 16 and pregnant show that preceded this. She also likes this show, but not as much. She really likes shit TV.
My wife hates the show, she hates everyone in it. Yet she watches it out of hatred.
Either all women do this, or they just tell us that's what they're doing. Cause my fiancee does the same shit.
Oh I know she hates it, because after she turns it off in disgust she screams about how stupid the people are. Which is funny because she hates kids too. I guess hating idiot mothers is even easier.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Now I need to figure out why my monitor is being a cocknoblet. The display is off-center when using D-Sub. Which I shouldn't be using, but I'm already using DVI-D for my Xbox 360.
Which girl situation? How many men did you cheat on her with?
Now I need to figure out why my monitor is being a cocknoblet. The display is off-center when using D-Sub. Which I shouldn't be using, but I'm already using DVI-D for my Xbox 360.
Which girl situation? How many men did you cheat on her with?
Nothing. I was invited to two different parties to two different girls on the same day and I was kinda being a ninny about it last night.
I miss Wonder_Hippie. He at least somehow got into threesomes he didn't deserve, then screwed it all up as well. He was an inspiration, but also non-threatening.
I remember watching a show in Japan where they went into this guys house and the floor was over 10 feet below pile of trash and nudie magazines. I am talk the entire apartment. It was like 2 tons of pure trash he slept on.
How wrong is it that every time I see Miley Cyrus the only thing I can wonder is what she's like in bed?
It's the whole Disney star thing.
You were fascinated with those Vanessa Hudgins pics too weren't you? :P
No no no. The moment someone's naked they're like everyone else on the internet.
Ahh, so it's the spectacle that fascinates you?
It's the imagination.
I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
How wrong is it that every time I see Miley Cyrus the only thing I can wonder is what she's like in bed?
It's the whole Disney star thing.
You were fascinated with those Vanessa Hudgins pics too weren't you? :P
No no no. The moment someone's naked they're like everyone else on the internet.
Ahh, so it's the spectacle that fascinates you?
Yes. It's the transition between who they are and who they are having sex. I fast forward most internet porn videos to try and isolate the few seconds before it becomes apparent to either party that sex will happen. It's not the porn thats interesting, its how they get there and it's a lost art these days.
If I ever post amateur porn, there will be mics aimed to capture the dialog. It'll be my contribution to trying to create a subsequent generation with healthy opinions on sex.
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So I ordered Dominos last night, and they sent me an extra pizza.
Which means I'm having Dominos for lunch and dinner tonight.
Yes. It's the transition between who they are and who they are having sex. I fast forward most internet porn videos to try and isolate the few seconds before it becomes apparent to either party that sex will happen. It's not the porn thats interesting, its how they get there and it's a lost art these days.
If I ever post amateur porn, there will be mics aimed to capture the dialog. It'll be my contribution to trying to create a subsequent generation with healthy opinions on sex.
Elec, I don't think anyone on this board could ever create a healthy opinion on sex.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
How wrong is it that every time I see Miley Cyrus the only thing I can wonder is what she's like in bed?
It's the whole Disney star thing.
You were fascinated with those Vanessa Hudgins pics too weren't you? :P
No no no. The moment someone's naked they're like everyone else on the internet.
Ahh, so it's the spectacle that fascinates you?
Yes. It's the transition between who they are and who they are having sex. I fast forward most internet porn videos to try and isolate the few seconds before it becomes apparent to either party that sex will happen. It's not the porn thats interesting, its how they get there and it's a lost art these days.
If I ever post amateur porn, there will be mics aimed to capture the dialog. It'll be my contribution to trying to create a subsequent generation with healthy opinions on sex.
Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?
Yes. It's the transition between who they are and who they are having sex. I fast forward most internet porn videos to try and isolate the few seconds before it becomes apparent to either party that sex will happen. It's not the porn thats interesting, its how they get there and it's a lost art these days.
If I ever post amateur porn, there will be mics aimed to capture the dialog. It'll be my contribution to trying to create a subsequent generation with healthy opinions on sex.
Elec, I don't think anyone on this board could ever create a healthy opinion on sex.
Sex education did absolutely nothing for me. alt.sex.faq (the website) was more helpful. The most was reading usenet erotic fiction, assuming most of it was utter fantasy but then also reading author's comments on what they did, which was insightful.
Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?
Tap it then leave it.
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I think that must be the point? Because christ it is AWFUL.
Either all women do this, or they just tell us that's what they're doing. Cause my fiancee does the same shit.
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
i don't deliver masterpieces, people. i simply work towards the continued erosion of chatters faith in humanity.
I went the "honest" route.
Now I need to figure out why my monitor is being a cocknoblet. The display is off-center when using D-Sub. Which I shouldn't be using, but I'm already using DVI-D for my Xbox 360.
Oh I know she hates it, because after she turns it off in disgust she screams about how stupid the people are. Which is funny because she hates kids too. I guess hating idiot mothers is even easier.
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Which girl situation? How many men did you cheat on her with?
Nothing. I was invited to two different parties to two different girls on the same day and I was kinda being a ninny about it last night.
I'm pretty sure the Romans did.
And maybe Mary Magdalene.
And horrifying. I mean seeing the level of filth some of thse people live in is vomit worthy.
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Ahh, so it's the spectacle that fascinates you?
this is a quality post
Sounds like a fucking air raid siren.
I think it's time to seek refuge in my Y2K shelter.
brb apocalypse?
round these parts we test our air raid sirens the first Wednesday of the month at noon.
Yes. It's the transition between who they are and who they are having sex. I fast forward most internet porn videos to try and isolate the few seconds before it becomes apparent to either party that sex will happen. It's not the porn thats interesting, its how they get there and it's a lost art these days.
If I ever post amateur porn, there will be mics aimed to capture the dialog. It'll be my contribution to trying to create a subsequent generation with healthy opinions on sex.
Which means I'm having Dominos for lunch and dinner tonight.
This does not make me terribly happy.
Burn it and see what color the flame is.
Elec, I don't think anyone on this board could ever create a healthy opinion on sex.
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How is their new pizza? Still terrible/slightly less terrible/more terrible than god could even imagine
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PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
Hmm...interesting take on it.
i was so overqualified i went pro.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?
I had Dominos last night too.
I had a pizza with Cheddar and Philly Steak.
I wolfed that entire fucking thing down in ten minutes.
Sex education did absolutely nothing for me. alt.sex.faq (the website) was more helpful. The most was reading usenet erotic fiction, assuming most of it was utter fantasy but then also reading author's comments on what they did, which was insightful.
ahem....
I am
You're in NYC and you ordered Dominos? Really?
Blergh.