Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?.
Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?.
What the hell is "LinkedIn"?
Business networking tool that everyone signs up for but nobody actually uses.
ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.
Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.
Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?
If the fish you catch are substandard, it could say something about the bait.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?
If the fish you catch are substandard, it could say something about the bait.
Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.
And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."
Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?
If the fish you catch are substandard, it could say something about the bait.
Perhaps he should use the substandard fish as bait?
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ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.
Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.
That's not too bad. If you know the anatomy, you'll do better. I mean, starting off sex with "YOUR CLITORIS IS ON YOUR BUTT RIGHT???" probably won't end well.
Oh look at you, Mr.-I-can't-take-a-train-ride-across-the-state-and-pay-for-a-hotel-room-in-Boston-but-I-can-go-to-fucking-new-orleans-and-pay-for-that.
Oh look at you, Mr.-I-can't-take-a-train-ride-across-the-state-and-pay-for-a-hotel-room-in-Boston-but-I-can-go-to-fucking-new-orleans-and-pay-for-that.
Oh look at you, Mr.-I-can't-take-a-train-ride-across-the-state-and-pay-for-a-hotel-room-in-Boston-but-I-can-go-to-fucking-new-orleans-and-pay-for-that.
To be honest man, I'd rather go spend time in a chocolate city then bean town.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.
Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.
That's not too bad. If you know the anatomy, you'll do better. I mean, starting off sex with "YOUR CLITORIS IS ON YOUR BUTT RIGHT???" probably won't end well.
ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.
Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.
That's not too bad. If you know the anatomy, you'll do better. I mean, starting off sex with "YOUR CLITORIS IS ON YOUR BUTT RIGHT???" probably won't end well.
I'm going to use this.
If you're ever drunk and/or having a one night stand, get ready for doggy style, and then go anal. Tell her afterward that you weren't sure which hole was which, so you just went for one.
If you're ever drunk and/or having a one night stand, get ready for doggy style, and then go anal. Tell her afterward that you weren't sure which hole was which, so you just went for one.
Ok clearly you've never had anal sex or your dick is the size of a pencil, there is no way to "Accidentally" penetrate a woman anally unless she's loose as all fuck anally, or you have a really small dick.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.
^5, me too
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I should pre-order. I want my copy tied to steam, but I haven't found much info about how that's being handled.
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What the hell is "LinkedIn"?
Business networking tool that everyone signs up for but nobody actually uses.
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
fake, pre-post timer edit: And there it is.
yeah, it's pretty terrible
Yeah I figured it was a test.
Though I think it's actually a tornado and/or hurricane siren.
Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.
If the fish you catch are substandard, it could say something about the bait.
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ME2 and?
she too has a huge cock
So how much snow did you wind up getting Bob?
All the pizza places around me are inexplicably closed from Christmas until The feast of the Epiphany.
Fucking dirty catholics.
Hi. Can I tell you something?
I don't really need to speak the words, do I?
I'm going to New Orleans in March!
Sweet!
Perhaps he should use the substandard fish as bait?
It's really not that bad. I think this morning there was about 4", but mostly compacted down by people walking.
It's just this silly country goes into meltdown as soon as it even looks like it's going to snow. I really don't understand it.
Also, I made it to the doctors and back without falling over! Huzzah!
That's not too bad. If you know the anatomy, you'll do better. I mean, starting off sex with "YOUR CLITORIS IS ON YOUR BUTT RIGHT???" probably won't end well.
Final Dollhouse episodes. Also Bulgarian girl comes back this Sunday.
We don't want you.
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
That I'm right? Yeah I know I normally am.
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Oh look at you, Mr.-I-can't-take-a-train-ride-across-the-state-and-pay-for-a-hotel-room-in-Boston-but-I-can-go-to-fucking-new-orleans-and-pay-for-that.
Chuck!
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
If only their could be some final heroes eps, I mean that show is as bad as doll house yet it gets to live.
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Or my company can pay for it.
And we're looking at being able to go to PAX.
Ah, ok. Three good things, I see.
To be honest man, I'd rather go spend time in a chocolate city then bean town.
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I'll remember that when I'm in the warm sun and you're walking through a blizzard uphill both ways!
I'm going to use this.
If you're ever drunk and/or having a one night stand, get ready for doggy style, and then go anal. Tell her afterward that you weren't sure which hole was which, so you just went for one.
Ok clearly you've never had anal sex or your dick is the size of a pencil, there is no way to "Accidentally" penetrate a woman anally unless she's loose as all fuck anally, or you have a really small dick.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I should pre-order. I want my copy tied to steam, but I haven't found much info about how that's being handled.
pleasepaypreacher.net
All the neckbeards are amp'd becasue there will be like 5 lines of dialogue that reference your old save
and alien titties
yeah I thought ME was okay
I will probably not pick up #2
is there anything else coming out in Jan? I think I have $10 Amazon credit toward a videogame that expires soon
you are a terrible person for not being excited.
BAYONETTA!