I liked ME, but I dunno if I'm really psyched for the sequel. I guess I'm half stock.
All the neckbeards are amp'd becasue there will be like 5 lines of dialogue that reference your old save
and alien titties
That's the weird thing about a direct sequel where it uses your save, its like either you start at your old level and the game scales, or they have some bs excuse why you don't have all your old abilities.
When did bioware start relying on their sex scenes to sell games? I swear I knew more about the "relationships" in dragons age then the actual gameplay prior to its release.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
If you're ever drunk and/or having a one night stand, get ready for doggy style, and then go anal. Tell her afterward that you weren't sure which hole was which, so you just went for one.
Ok clearly you've never had anal sex or your dick is the size of a pencil, there is no way to "Accidentally" penetrate a woman anally unless she's loose as all fuck anally, or you have a really small dick.
The fun still remains regardless of how much penetration you achieve. I mean, hell, most women would stop you the second they feel you poking on their asshole. The ones that wouldn't would probably be slutty enough that they would be "loose as all fuck anally."
If if flat out would not run on five different computers then I'm placing the odds on the problem lying outside Mass Effect.
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The girl has brought me brownies. This one I keep.
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I feel substantially less psyched for ME2 than I did for ME, even though I love ME.
Based on the descriptions this Cerberus stuff sounds plausibly very dull to me. They sure didn't make a lasting impression in the first game, why should I care if they play a big part in the sequel? Just seems like a random lame group of shady people, based on them in ME.
Other than that the descriptions of ME2 seem fairly detached from the first game in some way.
Though I sure as hell will buy ME2, and it will likely be really swell regardless of what I think about how it's being described.
If if flat out would not run on five different computers then I'm placing the odds on the problem lying outside Mass Effect.
On two it would not install, on another two it would crash while trying to determine the system specifications and on the last one there was no sound at all.
The girl has brought me brownies. This one I keep.
What kind of brownies thom, your future relationship depends on the answer.
Basic chocolate. But in her defense, she didn't learn how to cook until recently.
The effort and choice to her abilities is a plus. Get her to start making caramel chocolate and then be fat forever.
Totally agree. I've had two girlfriends so far in my three years of college, neither of whom can cook, and it was always a disappointment.
I suspect I be doing the majority of the cooking between us, but the thought was nice. And at the moment, several people are looking for the video of us kissing. Like I'm dumb enough to not take care to remove that video from the server.
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The girl has brought me brownies. This one I keep.
What kind of brownies thom, your future relationship depends on the answer.
Basic chocolate. But in her defense, she didn't learn how to cook until recently.
The effort and choice to her abilities is a plus. Get her to start making caramel chocolate and then be fat forever.
Totally agree. I've had two girlfriends so far in my three years of college, neither of whom can cook, and it was always a disappointment.
Well can you cook?
Womenfolk's work.
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The store specific preorder bonuses boil down to not having an impact on the game though - they're most often cosmetic. And when they do carry different bonuses, it's not like the game does poorly without them.
For instance I got some ring with my digital deluxe pack of Dragon Age - I have no clue where or what it is, it feels totally irrelevant to me.
Oh good thanks to that clip I can skip buying ME 2 because they are doing that retarded get items for preordering from a specific store bullshit.
i did not order darksiders and will not buy it because I didn't have the money in time to preorder it. Why is that a big deal? Well, the whole game is about a weird take on the mythos of the Four Riders, and if you preorder you get to wield death's scythe. Didn't pre-order? Well too bad, this ENTIRE WEAPON we designed is unavailable to you.
Welp, sucks then guys cause my first thought on hearing about this game was "A game about the horsemen? can I use death's scythe at some point?"
The answer? "Yes, but only if you pre-order at Ebgames"
fuck that noise. I couldn't afford to preorder, and thus the feature I actually wanted out of this game is COMPLETELY LOCKED to me.
The store specific preorder bonuses boil down to not having an impact on the game though - they're most often cosmetic. And when they do carry different bonuses, it's not like the game does poorly without them.
For instance I got some ring with my digital deluxe pack of Dragon Age - I have no clue where or what it is, it feels totally irrelevant to me.
Yea, but what about shit like the lightning blades in infamous or what I just posted about Darksiders/MUA2?
Oh good thanks to that clip I can skip buying ME 2 because they are doing that retarded get items for preordering from a specific store bullshit.
i did not order darksiders and will not buy it because I didn't have the money in time to preorder it. Why is that a big deal? Well, the whole game is about a weird take on the mythos of the Four Riders, and if you preorder you get to wield death's scythe. Didn't pre-order? Well too bad, this ENTIRE WEAPON we designed is unavailable to you.
Welp, sucks then guys cause my first thought on hearing about this game was "A game about the horsemen? can I use death's scythe at some point?"
The answer? "Yes, but only if you pre-order at Ebgames"
fuck that noise. I couldn't afford to preorder, and thus the feature I actually wanted out of this game is COMPLETELY LOCKED to me.
Just like Juggernaut in MUA2. I LOVE Juggernaut!
Ugh, so sick of shit like this. Like in fucking AC2. My fucking DNA tract will never be 100% complete because I didn't buy one of the super special $100 editions.
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Every time I hear this I am saddened I didn't buy crysis during the steam sale.
thing is I don't want to soil my machine with itunes
and a bald headed badass bald headed chick wearing 3 napkins and a yard of string!
That's the weird thing about a direct sequel where it uses your save, its like either you start at your old level and the game scales, or they have some bs excuse why you don't have all your old abilities.
When did bioware start relying on their sex scenes to sell games? I swear I knew more about the "relationships" in dragons age then the actual gameplay prior to its release.
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Ahh yes the sara palin dmc clone.
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I want a Mechwarior mod for crysis!
This is safe for work, assuming you are allowed to vomit profusely at work:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbr0hm_the-jay-leno-show-ten-ten-nicole-sn_news?from=feedblitz_523284_3232600
Perhaps your computers are shit...?
ALL FIVE OF THEM!!
Yes, five computers is too small a sample size to conclude that it's buggy.
You need at least six.
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The fun still remains regardless of how much penetration you achieve. I mean, hell, most women would stop you the second they feel you poking on their asshole. The ones that wouldn't would probably be slutty enough that they would be "loose as all fuck anally."
It wasn't meant to be taken seriously, anyway. :P
Based on the descriptions this Cerberus stuff sounds plausibly very dull to me. They sure didn't make a lasting impression in the first game, why should I care if they play a big part in the sequel? Just seems like a random lame group of shady people, based on them in ME.
Other than that the descriptions of ME2 seem fairly detached from the first game in some way.
Though I sure as hell will buy ME2, and it will likely be really swell regardless of what I think about how it's being described.
What kind of brownies thom, your future relationship depends on the answer.
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Pretty sure when he's a guido you're allowed to cheat on him.
Basic chocolate. But in her defense, she didn't learn how to cook until recently.
The effort and choice to her abilities is a plus. Get her to start making caramel chocolate and then be fat forever.
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Mecha-fucking-Zangief.
On two it would not install, on another two it would crash while trying to determine the system specifications and on the last one there was no sound at all.
I'm willing to place the blame on ME for that.
Totally agree. I've had two girlfriends so far in my three years of college, neither of whom can cook, and it was always a disappointment.
so glad i decided to hold of on buying Street fighter.
totally picking this up
Gah now learning Zangief is so much more tempting because one day I will be able to become a robot.
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That was a pretty cool trailer.
I suspect I be doing the majority of the cooking between us, but the thought was nice. And at the moment, several people are looking for the video of us kissing. Like I'm dumb enough to not take care to remove that video from the server.
Well can you cook?
Womenfolk's work.
For instance I got some ring with my digital deluxe pack of Dragon Age - I have no clue where or what it is, it feels totally irrelevant to me.
i did not order darksiders and will not buy it because I didn't have the money in time to preorder it. Why is that a big deal? Well, the whole game is about a weird take on the mythos of the Four Riders, and if you preorder you get to wield death's scythe. Didn't pre-order? Well too bad, this ENTIRE WEAPON we designed is unavailable to you.
Welp, sucks then guys cause my first thought on hearing about this game was "A game about the horsemen? can I use death's scythe at some point?"
The answer? "Yes, but only if you pre-order at Ebgames"
fuck that noise. I couldn't afford to preorder, and thus the feature I actually wanted out of this game is COMPLETELY LOCKED to me.
Just like Juggernaut in MUA2. I LOVE Juggernaut!
Yea, but what about shit like the lightning blades in infamous or what I just posted about Darksiders/MUA2?
this is the worst thing I have seen today
Ugh, so sick of shit like this. Like in fucking AC2. My fucking DNA tract will never be 100% complete because I didn't buy one of the super special $100 editions.
FUCK YOU.
Okay SF4 for real now.