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Creedence Clearwater [chat]

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    My boss just pointed out that the new Google phone is called a Nexus-1. 5 more models till we get classic-era Rutger Hauer.

    As a phone, though. Which might come in handy, since you wouldn't have to carry your phone everywhere, no, it would simply follow you.

    Nexus-1 is the google phone. Nexus-2 will be a laptop or something. Nexus-3 will suck at whatever it is because the third installment is always a letdown. Nexus-4 will be an unconvcing but highly sophisticated robot pet. Nexus-5 will be a humanoid android. nexus-6 will be a blond aryan fellow who wants to kill you and breaks into your house while shouting scary rhymes and telling everyone what he's seen off the shoulder of Orion.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Aw.

    The company turned the filter back on.

    Cock suckers.

    Shhhh! They're listening!

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Nope.

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    My boss just pointed out that the new Google phone is called a Nexus-1. 5 more models till we get classic-era Rutger Hauer.

    As a phone, though. Which might come in handy, since you wouldn't have to carry your phone everywhere, no, it would simply follow you.

    Nexus-1 is the google phone. Nexus-2 will be a laptop or something. Nexus-3 will suck at whatever it is because the third installment is always a letdown. Nexus-4 will be an unconvcing but highly sophisticated robot pet. Nexus-5 will be a humanoid android. nexus-6 will be a blond aryan fellow who wants to kill you and breaks into your house while shouting scary rhymes and telling what he's seen off the shoulder of Orion.

    Five Stars. Let's just hope Harrison Ford is still around.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm waiting around for 2 phonecalls currently:

    1) Did my grandfathers hip replacement surgery go well?

    2) Did I get the nice job I interviewed for on tuesday?

    Both of these combined make me kind of anxious.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    Glad to hear that it shouldn't mean you losing your job Yami. Better benefits always rock!

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Aw.

    The company turned the filter back on.

    Cock suckers.

    Shhhh! They're listening!

    If they are, I hope they all jump into a clamydia pool.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    My boss just pointed out that the new Google phone is called a Nexus-1. 5 more models till we get classic-era Rutger Hauer.

    I think Dick's estate is planning to sue.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    You there. I see you on XBL a bunch. Why are you not playing Modern Warfare 2 with me?

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    Glad to hear that it shouldn't mean you losing your job Yami. Better benefits always rock!

    Thanks.

    The real pipe dream is an increase in raises. Our cost of living adjustments were made based on division HQ, which was in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. Cost of living there is dramatically lower than north-east NJ right outside of the NYC.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm getting so sick of falling asleep so late in the morning that I wake up at 6pm.

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  • IrishRodentIrishRodent Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get to keep our existing division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get to keep our existing division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    God damn it.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Its your own fault for inviting her to the forums, Yami.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get to keep our existing division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    God damn it.

    :(

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get to keep our existing division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    God damn it.

    Wait your division is merging with your wife's division?

    That is the sexiest corporate merger ever, potentially

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    Glad to hear that it shouldn't mean you losing your job Yami. Better benefits always rock!

    Thanks.

    The real pipe dream is an increase in raises. Our cost of living adjustments were made based on division HQ, which was in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. Cost of living there is dramatically lower than north-east NJ right outside of the NYC.

    That's.....a horrible way of doing it.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Should I be ashamed in admitting that I enjoy listening to MC Lars on occasion?

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I'm currently sitting here, waiting to find out what the results of my division merging with another in the company will be. So far we've heard the engineering staff cuts will be minimal, so my job is probably safe. We're wondering if we'll get the over division's superior vacation and overtime policies.

    Good morning, [chat].

    Glad to hear that it shouldn't mean you losing your job Yami. Better benefits always rock!

    Thanks.

    The real pipe dream is an increase in raises. Our cost of living adjustments were made based on division HQ, which was in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. Cost of living there is dramatically lower than north-east NJ right outside of the NYC.

    That's.....a horrible way of doing it.

    Yeah. So people would start at a competitive rate, but over time their salary would start being subjectively lower. It gets to the point where people who come in fresh make almost as much if not more than people who have been here for 5+ years.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Only 26 overs to bat out now. Nail biting stuff. I love cricket. Tension created over the possibility of a draw.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010

    You there. I see you on XBL a bunch. Why are you not playing Modern Warfare 2 with me?

    Because I don't have MW2, and wouldn't play online multiplayer even if I did. So nyah.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Only 26 overs to bat out now. Nail biting stuff. I love cricket. Tension created over the possibility of a draw.

    The Krikkit hate you, though.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Only 26 overs to bat out now. Nail biting stuff. I love cricket. Tension created over the possibility of a draw.

    The Krikkit hate you, though.

    The Krikkit: malevolent insect men from beyond the stars.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Only 26 overs to bat out now. Nail biting stuff. I love cricket. Tension created over the possibility of a draw.

    The Krikkit hate you, though.

    The Krikkit: malevolent insect men from beyond the stars.

    Belgium!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hello peoples

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010

    You there. I see you on XBL a bunch. Why are you not playing Modern Warfare 2 with me?

    Because I don't have MW2, and wouldn't play online multiplayer even if I did. So nyah.

    Why the hell not?

    It's not as bad as everyone says. For every idiot that won't shut the fuck up about stupid shit, I run into 30 people that don't say anything and 19 that actively talk about winning the game.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hello peoples

    Hello Nexus. :P

    Gonmun on
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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010

    You there. I see you on XBL a bunch. Why are you not playing Modern Warfare 2 with me?

    Because I don't have MW2, and wouldn't play online multiplayer even if I did. So nyah.

    Why the hell not?

    It's not as bad as everyone says. For every idiot that won't shut the fuck up about stupid shit, I run into 30 people that don't say anything and 19 that actively talk about winning the game.

    I'm on a new game moratorium right now, trying to save some money and play through my backlog. And as good as MW2 may be, there are too many other games that appeal to me more.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    OMG the alarm thread in Tube's Circus is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read on here. There's at least two posts I'd consider posting for awesome but then I'd fear reprecussions from Tube. >_>

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    You sir, are a fuddy duddy then.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hello peoples

    Hello Nexus. :P

    Fuck thought I'd dodged that bullet

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hello peoples

    Hello Nexus. :P

    Fuck thought I'd dodged that bullet

    Oh admit it. You wake up every morning and relish the chance to see that. I pretty much look at it like the Seinfeld/Newman bit. You being Newman of course.

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hello peoples

    Hello Nexus. :P

    Fuck thought I'd dodged that bullet

    Oh admit it. You wake up every morning and relish the chance to see that. I pretty much look at it like the Seinfeld/Newman bit. You being Newman of course.

    There was an ep where Newman lights Jerry on fire right?

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I can only hope.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    morning cuteness!

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    After years of honing my acute sarcasm, I've finally been rewarded.

    Alright, now I can retire from the forums.

    Seriously, this made my day.

    You all like me!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    morning cuteness!

    Aww, cute little endangered creature!

    And a Panda!

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hello peoples

    Hello Nexus. :P

    Fuck thought I'd dodged that bullet

    Oh admit it. You wake up every morning and relish the chance to see that. I pretty much look at it like the Seinfeld/Newman bit. You being Newman of course.

    There was an ep where Newman lights Jerry on fire right?

    But then who would greet you in the morning?

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    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    That panda looks rapeable.

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