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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual.
    "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.

    Meissnerd: "No sympathy from me"
    For serious

    Meissnerd on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual.
    "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.

    Doctors Suggest Romantic Evening With Palmela
    "Treat her with respect, take things slow, and then, when the time is right, slip in a good porno," they suggest.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    i haven't had sex in ages but i'm still queer

    bongi on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Furry spotted on campus wearing tail and ears
    Some serious fursecution almost went down.

    IpseDixit on
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    New Class of Firefighter Trainees Begins
    Penis Jokes Made in Reference to Hose Abound

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    Hi Daysleeper
    I have been going through a rough patch the past two weeks. Trouble with the girlfriend, a Polack tried to mug me and I had to spend £30 I didn't have to go to University to do something that in the end wasn't necessary. :(

    Forumer uses term "Polack"
    Scientists rush to discover the meaning of this ancient word

    J. Grant on
    FAILURE TO FIRE - TWO LUMPS - MANUEL THE WONDER SNAIL
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    When I'm a-walkin', I strut my stuff
    And I'm so strung out

    I'm high as a kite, I just might
    Stop to check you out

    TheySlashThem on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Let me go oooonnnnn
    Like a blister in the sun

    Let me go on
    Big Hands I know you're the one

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Where The Fuck Is Darth?
    Seriously, I gotta mail this stuff Monday so he'd better show up.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Friend Finally Moves Out of Forumer's Apartment
    "I'm so confused. I feel both lonely and deleriously happy at the same time," says forumer

    Cogliostro on
    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual.
    "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.

    Meissnerd: "No sympathy from me"
    For serious

    Vancouver Girl Also Has No Sympathy For Sexless Forumer
    "I am 2 weeks away from a 1 year anniversary of deprivation", she was heard to report.

    mully on
  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual.
    "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.

    Meissnerd: "No sympathy from me"
    For serious

    Vancouver Girl Also Has No Sympathy For Sexless Forumer
    "I am 2 weeks away from a 1 year anniversary of deprivation", she was heard to report.

    Vancouver Girl posts in a way that makes distasteful replies from horny forumers inevitable.
    Reporter would like to make it clear that he is not such a person.

    Bob The Monkey on
  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer Set Up With Intelligent, Attractive 19 Year Old
    Things are looking incredibly good

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mully visited same province as Meissnerd; no sex adventures followed
    "It's really her own fault" Meissnerd quips

    Meissnerd on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual.
    "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.

    Meissnerd: "No sympathy from me"
    For serious

    Vancouver Girl Also Has No Sympathy For Sexless Forumer
    "I am 2 weeks away from a 1 year anniversary of deprivation", she was heard to report.

    At least you three have *had* sex at some point
    Seriously fuck you guys... pun not intended

    TheySlashThem on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    mully visited same province as Meissnerd; no sex adventures followed
    "It's really her own fault" Meissnerd quips


    This Headline Made Me Snort Really Hard
    No, seriously, I think I just spat out my nose.

    mully on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer Quotes Sad Firefly Scene, Tears Up
    When you can't run anymore, you crawl...

    #pipe on
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