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A new type of interaction - The Flog

4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
I decided to create this thing called a Flog. Essentially it's a blog, but on a forum post. Does this already exist? Am I a fucking idiot? Probably on the former, absolutely on the latter.

Here goes my face(book/plant) adventure.
Last night after work (I got hit on by my 35+ yr old coworker.. *shudder* *eyebrowsup+down*), I come home and pretty much create my facebook and get added by a zillion acquaintances. I love facebook.

I go upstairs, make some hot tea, and start the perilous journey I've made a thousand times before.. downstairs. It was dark and the lightswitch was at the top of the stairs. I could scamper down in the dark like I've done a million times, or I could flip the switch and spend the extra 2 seconds for safety. I choose the dangerous route, cuz, you know, my middle name is danger.

It's all going good, I'm slowly making my way downstairs with this hot tea, and I believe to be at the last step. I go forward, and before I know what really happens, I'm on the floor, my nose bleeding and scalded by hot tea all over my fucking body. I guessed wrong and faceplanted the wall to the left, scratched my glasses, bruised my nose really good (nice and bloody too!), and made a nice tea stain on the lightly colored carpet. Fuck.

So today I'm nursing my wounds, drinking lots of coffee, and forgetting all about my idiocy.


Is a flog, a real thing?

I'm out for the weekend now. Happy easter, assholes.

(facebook's sweet btw)

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wow, blogs, facebook, anecdotes, numbers substituted for letters.

    It's all here.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    gundamx_shutup.jpg

    I'm getting all sorts of use out of this thing today!

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Huh... I would have expected this dude to have joined today.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    people use forums to post their blogs all the time. This did not need a thread, just a google search.

    snap on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i heard molly is pretty good at it

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FACEBOOK IS TEH AWESOMES DUDES

    snap on
    BUY MY DAMN BOOK
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i post what would be considered blogs right here all the time

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dear diary,

    Today I was stuck up and my sister was crazy

    snap on
    BUY MY DAMN BOOK
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    snap wrote: »
    Dear diary,

    Today I stuck it in my crazy sister

    potatoe on
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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Why

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dear Diary,

    I wish I had a hot sister to fuck

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    snap wrote: »
    Dear diary,

    Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy

    Tossrock on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    snap wrote: »
    Dear diary,

    Today I was burnsaucewy3.gif and my sister was crazy

    potatoe on
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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This one time I kind of raped my cousin

    Nucsh on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, I just made a live journal so you people wouldn't have to suffer through the tedium of my life if you didn't want to.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    snap wrote: »
    Dear diary,

    Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy


    hey whatever

    i'm just glad someone got what i was going for.

    snap on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    well rape isnt painful or torture, so what does it matter?

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    This one time I kind of raped my cousin

    The last time I even mentioned the hypothetical use of rape in a joke Sheri banned me from the IRC chat.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    http://www.livejournal.com

    Since nobody has done it yet.

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    Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    This one time I kind of raped my cousin
    WHOOPS.jpg

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    JACKFACE2.gif

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    Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wow, so Whoooooooops does summon Berk. Cool.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Strange... I would have expected this chap to have joined today.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    emot-synpa.gif

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arsenic? Have I told you how much I love your sig? 'Cause it's a whole lot.

    That crab is just so menacing looking.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    CasinoGhost wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Strange... I would have expected this chap to have joined today.

    Pff, chap is a chump's term.

    Straightzi on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nobody has mentioned MySpace yet.

    MJZ151.gif

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I thought maybe you meant something like fuck-log or something equally not-as-retarded as your idea up there

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    CasinoGhost wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Strange... I would have expected this chap to have joined today.

    Pff, chap is a chump's term.

    You wish to be English. That is it.

    CG Faggotry on
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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i heard it's all happenin at the zoo

    snap on
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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i do believe that it's true

    snap on
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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mentioned like 80 places in my post, you gays

    So you did, you win this time...

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    CasinoGhost wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    CasinoGhost wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Strange... I would have expected this chap to have joined today.

    Pff, chap is a chump's term.

    You wish to be English. That is it.

    At least I'm not Welsh man.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the fuck is this shit

    I thought this thread was going to be about whopping somebodies ass or Flogging Molly or a new sexual position

    any of those would have been far better than this shit

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TFS

    Who has a xanga?

    I mean, seriously.

    Xanga is gayer than deadjournal.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i think I registered on xanga at one point to cruise for local chicks

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    CasinoGhost wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    CasinoGhost wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Strange... I would have expected this chap to have joined today.

    Pff, chap is a chump's term.

    You wish to be English. That is it.

    At least I'm not Welsh man.

    I think of the Welsh longbow and Henry V. They bring me some comfort.

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