Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual. "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.
Doctors Suggest Romantic Evening With Palmela "Treat her with respect, take things slow, and then, when the time is right, slip in a good porno," they suggest.
Hi Daysleeper I have been going through a rough patch the past two weeks. Trouble with the girlfriend, a Polack tried to mug me and I had to spend £30 I didn't have to go to University to do something that in the end wasn't necessary.
Forumer uses term "Polack" Scientists rush to discover the meaning of this ancient word
Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual. "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.
Meissnerd: "No sympathy from me" For serious
Vancouver Girl Also Has No Sympathy For Sexless Forumer "I am 2 weeks away from a 1 year anniversary of deprivation", she was heard to report.
Vancouver Girl posts in a way that makes distasteful replies from horny forumers inevitable. Reporter would like to make it clear that he is not such a person.
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Meissnerd: "No sympathy from me"
For serious
Doctors Suggest Romantic Evening With Palmela
"Treat her with respect, take things slow, and then, when the time is right, slip in a good porno," they suggest.
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Some serious fursecution almost went down.
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Forumer uses term "Polack"
Scientists rush to discover the meaning of this ancient word
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might
Stop to check you out
Like a blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big Hands I know you're the one
Seriously, I gotta mail this stuff Monday so he'd better show up.
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"I'm so confused. I feel both lonely and deleriously happy at the same time," says forumer
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Vancouver Girl Also Has No Sympathy For Sexless Forumer
"I am 2 weeks away from a 1 year anniversary of deprivation", she was heard to report.
Vancouver Girl posts in a way that makes distasteful replies from horny forumers inevitable.
Reporter would like to make it clear that he is not such a person.
Things are looking incredibly good
"It's really her own fault" Meissnerd quips
At least you three have *had* sex at some point
Seriously fuck you guys... pun not intended
This Headline Made Me Snort Really Hard
No, seriously, I think I just spat out my nose.
When you can't run anymore, you crawl...
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