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Super[chat]

RichyRichy Registered User regular
edited January 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Best. Superman cover. Ever.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I really dislike Superman.

    Biggest tool ever.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    My alternate idea for a [chat] thread was:

    I am king of [chat]!

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I watched the sunset with the girl. Life is great!

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    I really dislike Superman.

    Biggest tool ever.

    No, that's Captain Hammer.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This [chat] is our last, best hope for victory.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy that joke you made last chat was a good joke.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    I really dislike Superman.

    Biggest tool ever.
    Dude's a hero. He tore down poor crime-ridden neighbourhoods to make the streets safer for us middle and upper-class folks, and he caught whales to make the seas safer for whalers.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Superman is a dick.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This [chat] is our last...
    WHAT OMG

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy that joke you made last chat was a good joke.
    I'd like to think that I had more than one good joke in a 150-page thread, but thanks anyway.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This [chat] is our last...
    WHAT OMG

    :lol:

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Superman is a dick.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    I really dislike Superman.

    Biggest tool ever.

    What is it like to be so very wrong?

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Humans and dogs are the only two animals with prostates.

    Do with this information what you will, chat.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy that joke you made last chat was a good joke.
    I'd like to think that I had more than one good joke in a 150-page thread, but thanks anyway.

    Well I can't quote it! The spoiler'd sweet platter of nuts.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Humans and dogs are the only two animals with prostates.

    Do with this information what you will, chat.

    Humans and penguins are the only two animals to setup criminal syndicates.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    I really dislike Superman.

    Biggest tool ever.

    What is it like to be so very wrong?

    Hm... a little sleepy and kinda hungry.

    Seriously, though. Superman is one of my least favorite superheroes.

    Edit: moniker - Touche.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    It's perplexing that Superman actually works as an adventure. The man is basically omnipotent, it's very strange that there can be any narrative at all. He must be the clumsiest superhero ever for anything interesting to ever happen.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Superman sucks. I mean, what good is it to be the man of steel, if you're going to be faster than a speeding bullet?

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    It's perplexing that Superman actually works as an adventure. The man is basically omnipotent, it's very strange that there can be any narrative at all. He must be the clumsiest superhero ever for anything interesting to ever happen.

    That's what kryptonite is for.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I also submit The Dark Knight Returns, wherein Batman pushes Superman's shit in.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Superman sucks. I mean, what good is it to be the man of steel, if you're going to be faster than a speeding bullet?

    And if he's faster than a speeding bullet why does he let himself get hit all the time. God damn show off.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ok time to go.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No, I mean seriously.

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    what a dick!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy that joke you made last chat was a good joke.
    I'd like to think that I had more than one good joke in a 150-page thread, but thanks anyway.

    Well I can't quote it! The spoiler'd sweet platter of nuts.

    :lol: yeah that was a good one, I'd like to think. Glad it made you laugh too!

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    It's perplexing that Superman actually works as an adventure. The man is basically omnipotent, it's very strange that there can be any narrative at all. He must be the clumsiest superhero ever for anything interesting to ever happen.

    That's what kryptonite is for.

    Even that is totally perplexing.

    Fly around, hear and see every bad guy on Earth and zap them with eye-lasers.

    That he allows himself to be surprised by kryptonite - ever - is ridiculous.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    It's perplexing that Superman actually works as an adventure. The man is basically omnipotent, it's very strange that there can be any narrative at all. He must be the clumsiest superhero ever for anything interesting to ever happen.

    That's why a lot of the best Superman stories either have him fighting some cosmic-level evil that he can just go all fucking out on, or explicitly have him holding back and struggling with the desire to do good, to keep his morality in check despite the firm ability to force everyone to listen to him if he wanted, and so on.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    It's perplexing that Superman actually works as an adventure. The man is basically omnipotent, it's very strange that there can be any narrative at all. He must be the clumsiest superhero ever for anything interesting to ever happen.

    That's what kryptonite is for.

    Even that is totally perplexing.

    Fly around, hear and see every bad guy on Earth and zap them with eye-lasers.

    That he allows himself to be surprised by kryptonite - ever - is ridiculous.

    LEAD!

    The excuses are infinite.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Hee I closed with gun totin' manager

    He pulled his gun out of his locker and knowing my enthusiasm asked me if I wanted to take a look,

    And he just gazed on in confusion as I field stripped it in less than 20 seconds

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Okay, so I caved. I pre-ordered Battlefield: Bad Company 2 and I'm getting a new video card tomorrow.

    Man, I am so weak.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    It's perplexing that Superman actually works as an adventure. The man is basically omnipotent, it's very strange that there can be any narrative at all. He must be the clumsiest superhero ever for anything interesting to ever happen.

    A good Superman isn't so much about if he wins but the process along the way. You have a man who can safely compete with gods but is still ultimately human. A lot of the really great moments for him aren't man vs man stories but man vs self.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh, and trust me, this is awesome (Don't let the preview image scare you away, trust me):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDf0UHcdO3g

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have nothing to do so I guess I'll just waste the day away with more Babylon 5.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hee I closed with gun totin' manager

    He pulled his gun out of his locker and knowing my enthusiasm asked me if I wanted to take a look,

    And he just gazed on in confusion as I field stripped it in less than 20 seconds

    For some reason, reading this and then your signature amuses me.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Superman is perhaps the most successful Mary Sue ever written, excluding only major religious figures.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    I'm still laughing at this. It's so obviously not true that I cannot imagine who put this together.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I wish I still lived in Alaska.

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