My favorite random surfing outrage today is that the 7th circuit has stated it is ok to ban Dungeons and Dragons in prison because it promotes gang activity. This is apparently not my Dungeons and Dragons.
Man D&D in prisons seems like the only surefire method of eliminating prison sex
The whole D&D sex thing is purely demographic. As is prison. I'm just saying if having all dudes in prison isn't going to stop the sex, then D&D isn't going to stop the sex.
I think you underestimate the power of D&D.
I mean you wouldn't do a dude who played D&D would you? Hell, no one would.
I wouldn't bang a dude who played D&D, but a chick* who played D&D I would bang like an orcish war drum.
*an attractive chick
I thought you were a homo Bama. Would a D&D-playing girl turn you straight?
My favorite random surfing outrage today is that the 7th circuit has stated it is ok to ban Dungeons and Dragons in prison because it promotes gang activity. This is apparently not my Dungeons and Dragons.
Man D&D in prisons seems like the only surefire method of eliminating prison sex
The whole D&D sex thing is purely demographic. As is prison. I'm just saying if having all dudes in prison isn't going to stop the sex, then D&D isn't going to stop the sex.
I think you underestimate the power of D&D.
I mean you wouldn't do a dude who played D&D would you? Hell, no one would.
I wouldn't bang a dude who played D&D, but a chick* who played D&D I would bang like an orcish war drum.
*an attractive chick
I thought you were a homo Bama. Would a D&D-playing girl turn you straight?
Someone should alert the churches.
Quite the dilemma. On one hand, D&D is a tool of Satan meant to teach our children witchcraft and satanism, but on the other hand, it apparently cures the homoness.
I'd also bang an unattractive chick who played D&D. I hooked up with a pretty large girl who was into Starcraft a while back and D&D is higher than SC on my personal hierarchy.
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I can't imagine a girl's hobbies compensating for being downright unattractive. How do you deal with that? I thought "talk geeky to me" was a joke. Are you really going "that's right, baby, who's your overlord?"
I can't imagine a girl's hobbies compensating for being downright unattractive. How do you deal with that? I thought "talk geeky to me" was a joke. Are you really going "that's right, baby, who's your overlord?"
Yeah thats kind of creepy. I mean if you were desperate and the chunky chick was the only willing partner sure, but saying her hobby over rode the smell of cottage cheese and vinegar, well uhh more power to you mr. haslowstandards.
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I'm kinda hoping it's a glitch that will be fixed since I get out of jail soon
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Keep up that foreign mushmouth and you'll never see the light of day again.
ain't my fault you don't have schadenfreude in your language
anyway, do you think we could eradicate homosexuality through mercilessly hunting down and exterminating all queers?
The only way to eradicate homosexuality is to invent a time machine then go back in time to kill Eve, because homosexuality is one of the many curses of this fallen world.
I can't imagine a girl's hobbies compensating for being downright unattractive. How do you deal with that? I thought "talk geeky to me" was a joke. Are you really going "that's right, baby, who's your overlord?"
ZERG RUSH MY MAIN BASE BABY!
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I can't imagine a girl's hobbies compensating for being downright unattractive. How do you deal with that? I thought "talk geeky to me" was a joke. Are you really going "that's right, baby, who's your overlord?"
I can't imagine a girl's hobbies compensating for being downright unattractive. How do you deal with that? I thought "talk geeky to me" was a joke. Are you really going "that's right, baby, who's your overlord?"
ZERG RUSH MY MAIN BASE BABY!
If you ever hear a girl say, "Need more vespene gas.", run, because she's about to fart in your face as you go down on her.
Who needs to change their jeans every single day or they start to smell. Unless you're like a four hundred pound hairy silly goose in hell or such.
I think that Thanatos changes his jeans every day.
You know, to combat the smell and all.
I rarely wear jeans. It's mostly Dockers during the week, and shorts on the weekend.
You and quid can be shorts buddies!
Maybe go to the opera and a fancy dinner together or something.
If I hit a bar, I usually wear jeans, yeah. But I'm not gonna wash them after only wearing them for, like, three or four hours. Especially since I usually shower immediately before going out.
I can't imagine a girl's hobbies compensating for being downright unattractive. How do you deal with that? I thought "talk geeky to me" was a joke. Are you really going "that's right, baby, who's your overlord?"
ZERG RUSH MY MAIN BASE BABY!
If you ever hear a girl say, "Need more vespene gas.", run, because she's about to fart in your face as you go down on her.
Nice try. But funny is all about misdirection. Git er Done.....
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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
― Marcus Aurelius
I was watching men in black last night and was struck with something. more often than not, the most "hostile" alien races are always portrayed as being insectile
Zerg, edgar in men in black, the prawns (not really hostile, but whatever), xenomorphs, I mean the list goes on and on.
I like that the complete opposite of humanity and human social structure is either an insect-like race (hard exoskeleton and mandibles, as well as multi jointed legs and usually multiple limbs and a hive mind) or robots (essentially the same as insects)
I can write the state of the union right now. "Shit be fucked up, the people who fucked up the shit look to be poised to fuck it up again to get into power again because you are all slower then the people who trust the democratic congress to do something with an overwhelming majority, at this point I'll be jimmy carter part 2. And good night."
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I thought you were a homo Bama. Would a D&D-playing girl turn you straight?
Someone should alert the churches.
Keep up that foreign mushmouth and you'll never see the light of day again.
Quite the dilemma. On one hand, D&D is a tool of Satan meant to teach our children witchcraft and satanism, but on the other hand, it apparently cures the homoness.
― Marcus Aurelius
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Will is always even handed. Like he'll smack you with both hand while saying "Less teeth you homo queer."
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Yeah I don't wash my pants after every wearing, unless I got something on them.
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You and quid can be shorts buddies!
Maybe go to the opera and a fancy dinner together or something.
you people wash your pants?
ain't my fault you don't have schadenfreude in your language
anyway, do you think we could eradicate homosexuality through mercilessly hunting down and exterminating all queers?
For a second I thought you were going to be crowned king.
no, but that doesn't mean the american right wing doesn't think its a bad idea
or Airport Bathrooms.
You know.
Whatever.
Yeah thats kind of creepy. I mean if you were desperate and the chunky chick was the only willing partner sure, but saying her hobby over rode the smell of cottage cheese and vinegar, well uhh more power to you mr. haslowstandards.
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ZERG RUSH MY MAIN BASE BABY!
we appropriated shadenfreude if for no other reason than that it basically sums up the American philosophy better than anything else.
an I don't know about the homo extermination thing. You're of a germanic tribe; you guys have a lot more experience with that kind of shit than we do.
Isn't it in beta? I mean shouldn't it be crashing?
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I think we could do it
find some ways to find out indicators of gayness other than banging your own sex, then sterilize. Or kill.
EDIT: The science was inferior in the 40's. I mean, skull shapes and shit. We should try again for real this time.
Also that norwegian means schadenfreude is the only true [freude]
some quote by some guy
haha.
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No kidding. D&D is like theatre and we all know about theatre.
― Marcus Aurelius
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don't stop im almost there
I just pretend I'm on the PA TF2 server. :x
No no that is Thursday
If you ever hear a girl say, "Need more vespene gas.", run, because she's about to fart in your face as you go down on her.
Can a queen be crowned king?
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― Marcus Aurelius
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I'll probably put off the 360 installation for board game night.
Nice try. But funny is all about misdirection. Git er Done.....
― Marcus Aurelius
Path of Exile: themightypuck
I was watching men in black last night and was struck with something. more often than not, the most "hostile" alien races are always portrayed as being insectile
Zerg, edgar in men in black, the prawns (not really hostile, but whatever), xenomorphs, I mean the list goes on and on.
I like that the complete opposite of humanity and human social structure is either an insect-like race (hard exoskeleton and mandibles, as well as multi jointed legs and usually multiple limbs and a hive mind) or robots (essentially the same as insects)
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