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Sweet dreams and [CHAT] machines, in pieces on the ground.

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    MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Popcorn smells way better than it actually is. I'm always like "Holy fuck, I wants me some of that popcorn" and then when eating "Y'know this is actually kinda dissapointing, and my lips are aging at 500 times the normal speed"

    Unless it's movie popcorn. That stuff never fails to please.

    EDIT: But it still murders your lips.

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    PierceNeckPierceNeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Would movie popcorn be as good as it is if you weren't watching a movie? I think it'd be regular popcorn. And that you need the whole experience for it to work it's magic.

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fairy floss (cotton candy) is ten times worse.

    The experience is basically 'Oh man this looks great *bite* tastes like sugahey where'd it go?'

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    MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PierceNeck wrote: »
    Would movie popcorn be as good as it is if you weren't watching a movie? I think it'd be regular popcorn. And that you need the whole experience for it to work it's magic.
    It stands on its own. It's more about using an actual popcorn machine for me. Microwave popcorn cannot compare.

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Metal gets to tell me what to eat, but Prox draws me the cutest pictures <3

    I can accepts this.


    speshaldeliv.jpg

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    PierceNeckPierceNeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CapnMango wrote: »
    PierceNeck wrote: »
    Would movie popcorn be as good as it is if you weren't watching a movie? I think it'd be regular popcorn. And that you need the whole experience for it to work it's magic.
    It stands on its own. It's more about using an actual popcorn machine for me. Microwave popcorn cannot compare.
    Well, see, I have a popcorn machine. So that would explain it. Nothing fancy though, just a cheap one from WalMart.

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    LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nigiri!

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Lexxy wrote: »
    nigiri!

    I was going to just draw sashimi, but dont think that would communicated as effectively. I prefer sashimi over nigiri for salmon.

    Mmm sushi. Salmon is my fav, but I also love uni in mild doses. Also california rolls.

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    LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Salmon and unagi are my faves~

    Also like tuna and whitefish is ok I guess, but oh man salmon... especially toro @w@

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    MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Soy sauc-- I mean sushi is delicious.

    lol jokes. I love me some sushi. The real stuff, too. Not that silly smoked fish wrapped in rice.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mass Effect 2 had no business coming out on a Tuesday.

    How is it? I'll pick it up on feb 22.

    I missed class yesterday because I played the game until the sun rose.

    Lost all sense of time.

    The game is incredibly good. Everything has been improved or changed for the beter from the first game

    Do you still get those stupid 'driving around' mission?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mass Effect 2 had no business coming out on a Tuesday.

    How is it? I'll pick it up on feb 22.

    I missed class yesterday because I played the game until the sun rose.

    Lost all sense of time.

    The game is incredibly good. Everything has been improved or changed for the beter from the first game

    Do you still get those stupid 'driving around' mission?

    Yes, except now there are even races in the Mako. That's how they made it better.

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    LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CapnMango wrote: »
    Soy sauc-- I mean sushi is delicious.

    lol jokes. I love me some sushi. The real stuff, too. Not that silly smoked fish wrapped in rice.

    Oh man, Philadelphia rolls are a total guilty pleasure of mine, but I just love lox and cream cheese.

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Lexxy wrote: »
    CapnMango wrote: »
    Soy sauc-- I mean sushi is delicious.

    lol jokes. I love me some sushi. The real stuff, too. Not that silly smoked fish wrapped in rice.

    Oh man, Philadelphia rolls are a total guilty pleasure of mine, but I just love lox and cream cheese.

    lox n cream cheese! I destroyed a tub of that. On some toast.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just spent five thousand dollars of company money to buy a copy of SolidWorks!

    Wheeeee!

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just spent five thousand dollars of company money to buy a copy of SolidWorks!

    Wheeeee!

    Hey big spender!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Mass Effect 2 had no business coming out on a Tuesday.

    How is it? I'll pick it up on feb 22.

    I missed class yesterday because I played the game until the sun rose.

    Lost all sense of time.

    The game is incredibly good. Everything has been improved or changed for the beter from the first game

    Do you still get those stupid 'driving around' mission?

    No. There are none. Your missions will drop you directly at the location you need to be.

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    MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    I just spent five thousand dollars of company money to buy a copy of SolidWorks!

    Wheeeee!

    Hey big spender!

    My stepdad spends millions of dollars of company money on various hugeass parts for the steam plant he works in. It's kind of gross how much money they spend on a daily basis.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I love that about working for a big company; "Hey can I spend $10,000 dollars on something that may never get used, and $5,000 on a course whose content I will forget in a month?"

    Not only can you, but doing these things will get you a payrise next year, I absolutely insist that you do these things!


    I just wish I could find a way to channel this ridiculous spending into something that would actually benefit me.

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    MangoesMangoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Convince them that an Intuos tablet will prevent carpal tunnel syndrome and that it will improve workflow.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Actually, this is the very first purchase I've ever made using company money.

    The only thing I'm worried about is doing it right.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    I love that about working for a big company; "Hey can I spend $10,000 dollars on something that may never get used, and $5,000 on a course whose content I will forget in a month?"

    Not only can you, but doing these things will get you a payrise next year, I absolutely insist that you do these things!


    I just wish I could find a way to channel this ridiculous spending into something that would actually benefit me.

    Yep, that's the great thing about big companies. My department's advertising budget is absurdly high. I'm working on a project with a $25,000 budget right now... and that's a small project.

    Edit: And yet, they refuse to get me a better computer.. I just realized.... wow... how stupid.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh shit I don't know what my budget is!

    I probably went over budget!

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Though the truth is, I only get a very minute fraction of that budget dedicated to print. The rest goes into production costs and alcohol.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh god I didn't buy any alcohol either! I knew I screwed this up!

    I'm just going to hand in my resignation

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No joke, we also bought a car with that money!

    Edit: no wait... we bought the car with the last campaigns budget... we're just giving it away this month.

    Edit 2: Wow, I have a cool job!

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    and you wanted to be japanese, shame on you.

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    no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The company that I worked last summer does software for energy companies. Budget for one project is often over a million dollars. This for one single program licence! Also the updates for the software cost hundreds of thousands. I've never thought that Adobe software is over-priced since.

    Also, thanks for the suggestions for the cafeteria problem guys. I might use one of those!

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    and you wanted to be japanese, shame on you.

    I'd throw it all away for a chance in Japan.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    What are your guys' thoughts on "races" as they pertain to pen and paper games?

    Do you think that they should be entirely different species of peoples or merely factional/regional differences? It seems like no one I talk to has an opinion about it.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    IDK, it depends on your setting entirely? Do you want all humans, or do you want humans and moogles and lizard men?

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That depends on the context the game takes place in. Races are much more distinct and, as such, it is harder to hide their racial traits.

    If its just regional, people could be really sneaky and part of the story could be one region of people trying to hide/blend in with another for some gain.,

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well, I'd sort of like to keep it classy? I dunno.

    Maybe I'm thinking about this the wrong way.

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Classy?

    like, rogues and paladin and such?

    Or Classy like politically correct

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Neither. Hm.

    Actually part of the reason for my earlier complaints is that I'm trying to eliminate classes altogether. HA! It's proving to be quite the challenge. Even so, I think I've made quite a bit of headway today.

    No, I mean classy in the sense that it won't draw a bunch of nerd rage. I know I can't please everyone, but it's hard to tell what works and what doesn't. Imagine if one of the races was anthro or something. Everyone I introduced the game to would be like "lolfurries" and that would be the end of it. I'd like to avoid that situation.

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    You should be able to play your race as any species, provided that species actually exists in the real world and the players agree not to do anything that that species could not realistically do.

    This could lead to an interesting "Homeward Bound"-based campaign, if the players are up for it...or a really boring "Homeward Bound"-based campaign, if they all pick humans instead just to be silly geese.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    WOO BEAT MASS EFFECT 2

    Wait.

    Oh God where is the sun

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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so is it a problem if i sleep with a girl that two of my best friends have been... obsessed with for a very long time? She has... told them both that there is no chance of anything happening between them, and they have professed to being ok with this...
    am i simply breaking bro-code rules here?

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't see why that would be a violation. They might be a bit hurt, but I mean...cmon.

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Maybe date her first and then sleep with her if things go well for awhile?

    Most bros should forgive you if you just date for abit... but to bed her randomly I think it would be much more difficult to do so.

    Also, random sex usually doesn't end well when friends are involved.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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