Well actually I know that in this case if we dated things would be a lot messier
mostly cause I don't date
but also because goddamn have you guys ever had your best friends have a crush on your girlfriend? shit is awwwkward
They'd be more accepting if it was just a hook up
but I think I might keep it on the down-low just in case
Considering most of your posts over the last few months have been how you've been boffing everyone left, right, and center, one would think you would be set for your boffing needs that it wouldn't be that terrible an idea to leave one local vagina unboffed for the sake of avoiding boffing-based drama, but what do I know.
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so is it a problem if i sleep with a girl that two of my best friends have been... obsessed with for a very long time? She has... told them both that there is no chance of anything happening between them, and they have professed to being ok with this...
am i simply breaking bro-code rules here?
Bro Code §1-A-1:
No individual shall place their women of questionable intent (hereinafter referred to as "Hos") before the interests of their friends/longtime male companions (hereinafter referred to as "Bros"). This is including, but not limited to, the following:
(a) Having sexual intercourse with a ho (hereinafter referred to as "Tapping that ass") that one bro really wanted, provided that this is public knowledge/known to the individual.
Bro Code §54-A-6:
As an exception to §1-A-1, it shall be acceptable to tap that ass of a ho that a bro has been publicly digging, provided that:
(a) The individual is dating the ho.
(b) No other bro has dated the ho.
(c) No bro, having shown public interest in tapping that ass, was in the process of securing sexual intercourse with that ho. This is subject to §1-B-1 (Cock Blocking).
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what Bacon said, about the not boffing for the sake of boffing. But I find sex unimportant and am a silly goose so what do I know, you should probably ask godfather he gives amazing relationship advice
but maaaaaaan i have been obsessed with this girl just as long as them
i am just more attractive and interesting
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loom man i would be more than down
my friends are homophobic as all get out
I am a bit out of place but whatevs
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Wait, I've got it.
Have sex with her, then have sex with your friends.
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you should probably ask godfather he gives amazing relationship advice
I bet he's tailing some walking vagina right now.
The mental image of Godfather stalking a Giant Vagina with legs while hiding behind plants and twirling his evil-doer mustache is now scarred in my mind.
Munk: I'm tempted to report that for awesome... but no one would understand.
i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
and there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Man engaged girls are outta bounds thats just ridiculus i aint that.
girls with boyfriends are out of the question now via a 20 dollar bet and a new years resolution
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i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
and there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Yeah but, only 50% of those fish have vaginas
and probably 50% of those fish have rings
so thats like, 25% of total-boffable-fish, beavs, GOTTA BOFF EM ALL
Edit: Not to mention another percentage of those fish are probably crazy bitches who you shouldn't waste your time getting to know
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i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
and there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Who wants to be friends with fish when you could be having sex with them
Wait this metaphor went the wrong place.
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i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
and there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Yeah but, only 50% of those fish have vaginas
and probably 50% of those fish have rings
so thats like, 25% of total-boffable-fish, beavs, GOTTA BOFF EM ALL
Edit: Not to mention another percentage of those fish are probably crazy bitches who you shouldn't waste your time getting to know
You speak the truth. In my experience, the % of crazy bitches is pretty damn high.
Also I honestly would be aghast if I learned that one of my friends passed on a girl/guy that I liked just to spare my feelings. I would feel even worse than I would if they had gone through with it. Like I had deprived them of something.
I would honestly feel like I had to make it up to them.
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i would never ever get with someone who one of my friends was interested in
because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
and there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Yeah but, only 50% of those fish have vaginas
and probably 50% of those fish have rings
so thats like, 25% of total-boffable-fish, beavs, GOTTA BOFF EM ALL
Edit: Not to mention another percentage of those fish are probably crazy bitches who you shouldn't waste your time getting to know
You speak the truth. In my experience, the % of crazy bitches is pretty damn high.
This is exactly the wrong thing to have taken out of this hyperbolic statement.
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Man engaged girls are outta bounds thats just ridiculus i aint that.
girls with boyfriends are out of the question now via a 20 dollar bet and a new years resolution
Did your dad give you lollipops to stop punching kids in the face at school as well?
man bacon i am not a violent person
i do not instigate relationship ruining
i just figure well if the girl is asking me to do this theres not much of a relationship to ruin man
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mostly cause I don't date
but also because goddamn have you guys ever had your best friends have a crush on your girlfriend? shit is awwwkward
They'd be more accepting if it was just a hook up
but I think I might keep it on the down-low just in case
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Bro Code §1-A-1:
No individual shall place their women of questionable intent (hereinafter referred to as "Hos") before the interests of their friends/longtime male companions (hereinafter referred to as "Bros"). This is including, but not limited to, the following:
(a) Having sexual intercourse with a ho (hereinafter referred to as "Tapping that ass") that one bro really wanted, provided that this is public knowledge/known to the individual.
Bro Code §54-A-6:
As an exception to §1-A-1, it shall be acceptable to tap that ass of a ho that a bro has been publicly digging, provided that:
(a) The individual is dating the ho.
(b) No other bro has dated the ho.
(c) No bro, having shown public interest in tapping that ass, was in the process of securing sexual intercourse with that ho. This is subject to §1-B-1 (Cock Blocking).
E: I don't place much value on sex either (if any) but this is just weird.
i am just more attractive and interesting
Oh. Well that's covered in §77-C-1, and is acceptable.
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my friends are homophobic as all get out
I am a bit out of place but whatevs
Have sex with her, then have sex with your friends.
loom hits it out of the park again
IMO, little buddy, you should have an advice column
The godfather decision tree:
Is the subject a cunt?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
The mental image of Godfather stalking a Giant Vagina with legs while hiding behind plants and twirling his evil-doer mustache is now scarred in my mind.
Munk: I'm tempted to report that for awesome... but no one would understand.
because i care way more about my friends than i do about sex.
and there are plenty of fish in the sea.
girls with boyfriends are out of the question now via a 20 dollar bet and a new years resolution
Yeah but, only 50% of those fish have vaginas
and probably 50% of those fish have rings
so thats like, 25% of total-boffable-fish, beavs, GOTTA BOFF EM ALL
Edit: Not to mention another percentage of those fish are probably crazy bitches who you shouldn't waste your time getting to know
Who wants to be friends with fish when you could be having sex with them
Wait this metaphor went the wrong place.
yes
You speak the truth. In my experience, the % of crazy bitches is pretty damn high.
Similar to a smex only with less lovin?
@rubber: it doesn't matter. Just wear a rubber.
To boff is to boink.
Also I honestly would be aghast if I learned that one of my friends passed on a girl/guy that I liked just to spare my feelings. I would feel even worse than I would if they had gone through with it. Like I had deprived them of something.
I would honestly feel like I had to make it up to them.
This is exactly the wrong thing to have taken out of this hyperbolic statement.
Did your dad give you lollipops to stop punching kids in the face at school as well?
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i do not instigate relationship ruining
i just figure well if the girl is asking me to do this theres not much of a relationship to ruin man
What was the right thing?
Also, I was speaking from my own experience...
Yes.
The majority of women are crazy bitches.
Based on your experience.
Thus the only common thread between them is their interaction with you.
We can extrapolate this data.