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Dukes of [Chat]zard

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the Girl has told me she has a surprise planed for me tonight. And I'm pretty lukewarm with surprises. I like it when I'm told it's a good surprise and I tend to dread them if I'm not explicitly told they will be good surprises. But I'm not the kind of person that shakes gifts to find out what they are, or ask annoying questions. And she's getting annoyed that I'm not sending her a thousand texts asking for clues. I'm trying to figure out how to convey that to a person who does shake gifts and asks lots of questions.

    She's Pregnant

    No, I asked that. She assured me that she had a recent visit from some aunt who knows about these things.

    The Aunt is Pregnant

    Well I'm pretty sure I haven't slept with her aunt so I'm in the clear.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the Girl has told me she has a surprise planed for me tonight. And I'm pretty lukewarm with surprises. I like it when I'm told it's a good surprise and I tend to dread them if I'm not explicitly told they will be good surprises. But I'm not the kind of person that shakes gifts to find out what they are, or ask annoying questions. And she's getting annoyed that I'm not sending her a thousand texts asking for clues. I'm trying to figure out how to convey that to a person who does shake gifts and asks lots of questions.

    She's Pregnant

    No, I asked that. She assured me that she had a recent visit from some aunt who knows about these things.

    I hope you like chocolate chip cookies.

    Frosteey on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the Girl has told me she has a surprise planed for me tonight. And I'm pretty lukewarm with surprises. I like it when I'm told it's a good surprise and I tend to dread them if I'm not explicitly told they will be good surprises. But I'm not the kind of person that shakes gifts to find out what they are, or ask annoying questions. And she's getting annoyed that I'm not sending her a thousand texts asking for clues. I'm trying to figure out how to convey that to a person who does shake gifts and asks lots of questions.

    She's Pregnant

    No, I asked that. She assured me that she had a recent visit from some aunt who knows about these things.

    I hope you like chocolate chip cookies.

    She's made me chocolate chip cookies. They were good.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Do I:

    Continue with Dragon Age?

    Play Empire?

    Lose some missions in Raven Shield?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Empire?

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the Girl has told me she has a surprise planed for me tonight. And I'm pretty lukewarm with surprises. I like it when I'm told it's a good surprise and I tend to dread them if I'm not explicitly told they will be good surprises. But I'm not the kind of person that shakes gifts to find out what they are, or ask annoying questions. And she's getting annoyed that I'm not sending her a thousand texts asking for clues. I'm trying to figure out how to convey that to a person who does shake gifts and asks lots of questions.

    She's Pregnant

    No, I asked that. She assured me that she had a recent visit from some aunt who knows about these things.

    I hope you like chocolate chip cookies.

    She's made me chocolate chip cookies. They were good.

    This is not how you answer this question : (

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Empire: Total War.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So Karen Brady is replacing Margaret Mountford on The Apprentice.

    I've heard of worse ideas.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the Girl has told me she has a surprise planed for me tonight. And I'm pretty lukewarm with surprises. I like it when I'm told it's a good surprise and I tend to dread them if I'm not explicitly told they will be good surprises. But I'm not the kind of person that shakes gifts to find out what they are, or ask annoying questions. And she's getting annoyed that I'm not sending her a thousand texts asking for clues. I'm trying to figure out how to convey that to a person who does shake gifts and asks lots of questions.

    She's Pregnant

    No, I asked that. She assured me that she had a recent visit from some aunt who knows about these things.

    I hope you like chocolate chip cookies.

    She's made me chocolate chip cookies. They were good.

    This is not how you answer this question : (

    I didn't see a question, but how was I supposed to answer?

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Empire: Total War.

    Unless they've released major major patches that is a horrible game

    nexuscrawler on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the Girl has told me she has a surprise planed for me tonight. And I'm pretty lukewarm with surprises. I like it when I'm told it's a good surprise and I tend to dread them if I'm not explicitly told they will be good surprises. But I'm not the kind of person that shakes gifts to find out what they are, or ask annoying questions. And she's getting annoyed that I'm not sending her a thousand texts asking for clues. I'm trying to figure out how to convey that to a person who does shake gifts and asks lots of questions.

    She's Pregnant

    No, I asked that. She assured me that she had a recent visit from some aunt who knows about these things.

    She's dating a chick.

    No, she knows I would classify that as a bad surprise.

    she ran into your ex-wife and decided to invite her over to dinner.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Empire: Total War.

    Unless they've released major major patches that is a horrible game

    It's been six months since I played it last time, I don't know what state it's in nowadays.

    The only problem I got was that I couldn't load my save-files. This wiped away a whole evening's worth of play time and from that point it kept happening. So I really couldn't play it, game destroying bug.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »

    This is not how you answer this question : (

    I didn't see a question, but how was I supposed to answer?

    Bringing her hot friend over for a little :winky:?

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I didn't see a question, but how was I supposed to answer?

    I am bad at answering questions : ( So I only know how to not answer questions.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Empire: Total War.

    Unless they've released major major patches that is a horrible game

    It's been six months since I played it last time, I don't know what state it's in nowadays.

    The only problem I got was that I couldn't load my save-files. This wiped away a whole evening's worth of play time and from that point it kept happening. So I really couldn't play it, game destroying bug.

    they have not patched their battle AI since 1999

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    start her back up

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    I PMed msmya.

    I really hope she isn't my ex, because that would be so fucking awkward if she was.

    I drunk texted that specific ex once last summer (after not talking to her for a few months). She called me back four times until I picked up, then spend the next half hour or so listing off all the reasons she hated me. Oddly enough, although she has plenty of reason to dislike me, all the things she listed were bullshit. My favorite was that I was a horrible person for not buying her nachos at this one party. Even though that was before we were dating, and thus I was under no obligation to buy her anything... And it was a party that didn't have any food, let alone nachos...
    Good story.

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