I met a ballet dancer once when apartment hunting.
I called my girlfriend up right afterwards to tell her about the apartment - she noticed the change in my voice from how hot the ballet dancer was and told me "You're horny!"
I met a ballet dancer once when apartment hunting.
I called my girlfriend up right afterwards to tell her about the apartment - she noticed the change in my voice from how hot the ballet dancer was and told me "You're horny!"
Fireguy's voice drops two octaves and anything that comes into contact with his pelvis for more than 5 seconds erupts into flame.
I met a ballet dancer once when apartment hunting.
I called my girlfriend up right afterwards to tell her about the apartment - she noticed the change in my voice from how hot the ballet dancer was and told me "You're horny!"
Fireguy's voice drops two octaves and anything that comes into contact with his pelvis for more than 5 seconds erupts into flame.
Having somebody else in the car who can actually follow directions might help!
Unpossible. I am behind the wheel, the excursion is doomed.
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edited January 2010
Whew. I'm relieved.
When my raid array collapsed after my motherboard died I lost my library of MP3s. Not such a big deal - 99% were ripped from CDs I own that I just have to rerip now. However, considering I can't find the Ambeon album Fate of a Dreamer anywhere, including Amazon and EBay, the MP3s I downloaded for that are a bit hard to replace.
I downloaded them before using Shareaza and it took almost a month to get all the tracks because almost nobody has them, so even using P2P networks, searches come up blank most of the time. Well, I found a piece of software that will transfer stuff from an iPod back to your PC, so that's cool. I'm lucky even further as my iPod is dying. It doesn't always respond to being plugged into something, doesn't usually respond to commands from remote devices and the batteries last all of a few minutes now. :P Time for a new iPod I guess.
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I think there is a deep, important message to be found in Poker Face.
Message: people still love nonsensical music.
"Poker Face" was written by RedOne and Gaga while the music has been produced by RedOne.[3] Gaga stated in an interview that "Poker Face" was written by her as a pop song and was a tribute to her rock 'n' roll boyfriends. She also stated that the main idea behind the song was sex and gambling.[4] In an interview with UK's Daily Star, Gaga noted of the song, "It's about a lot of different things. I gamble but I’ve also dated a lot of guys who are really into sex and booze and gambling, so I wanted to write a record my boyfriends would like too."[5] In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, when asked about the meaning of the line "bluffin' with my muffin", Gaga explained that it really was a metaphor for her vulva. She explained,
"Obviously, it's my pussy's poker face! I took that line from another song I wrote but never released, called 'Blueberry Kisses.' It was about a girl singing to her boyfriend about how she wants him to go down on her, and I used the lyric. [Gaga sings] 'Blueberry kisses, the muffin man misses them kisses'."[6]
During her Fame Ball Tour performance at Palm Springs, California, on April 11, 2009, Gaga explained to the crowd the true meaning behind the term "Poker Face" used in the song. She suggested that the song dealt with her personal experience with bisexuality. The idea behind the song was to be with a man but fantasizing about a woman, hence the man in the song needs to read her "Poker Face" to understand what is going through her mind.
I just have no fucking idea what exactly is going on at the moment. The class has gone from "here's a for loop" to "here's a completly unreadable pile of code that you should understand right now because you've done a whole introductory module on java."
For example, here's some code that the lecturer had us write for a tutorial, for taking in words from the user via the command prompt and sorting them alphabetically.
String userInput;
int x;
for(int i = 0; i < args.length; i++)
{
for (x = i+1; x<args.length; x++)
{
if(args[i].compareTo(args[x])>0)
{
userInput = args[i];
args[i] = args [x];
args [x] = userInput;
}
}
System.out.print(args[i]+" ");
}
This does the job, but it's roughly cobbled together from lecture notes and I've got no fucking idea what exactly I've done here.
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and this man and woman. they were having sex
but the lady started going
"oh god yes! MOMMY! MOMMY!"
and I was like
WAT
they usually yell "daddy"
I met a ballet dancer once when apartment hunting.
I called my girlfriend up right afterwards to tell her about the apartment - she noticed the change in my voice from how hot the ballet dancer was and told me "You're horny!"
I know that happens sometimes.
but "mommy!"
when a dude is putting his weiner in you. just. i don't know.
Well not everyone knows their daddy so they don't get molested by him.
Fireguy's voice drops two octaves and anything that comes into contact with his pelvis for more than 5 seconds erupts into flame.
This is why I have so much success with phone sex.
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There needs to be a video game where the music matches your actions and every boss fight has a song that matches your actions and has words to it.
Must be from all the friction.
It must be a trick. I bet The Master is behind it!
I'm probably more bummed about the girl I wanted to stick my penis in not showing up but you backing out also sucked, you big lame guy you.
Now I have to drive there, and we know what that means. (It means I will never actually make it to the party).
Message: people still love nonsensical music.
Unpossible. I am behind the wheel, the excursion is doomed.
When my raid array collapsed after my motherboard died I lost my library of MP3s. Not such a big deal - 99% were ripped from CDs I own that I just have to rerip now. However, considering I can't find the Ambeon album Fate of a Dreamer anywhere, including Amazon and EBay, the MP3s I downloaded for that are a bit hard to replace.
I downloaded them before using Shareaza and it took almost a month to get all the tracks because almost nobody has them, so even using P2P networks, searches come up blank most of the time. Well, I found a piece of software that will transfer stuff from an iPod back to your PC, so that's cool. I'm lucky even further as my iPod is dying. It doesn't always respond to being plugged into something, doesn't usually respond to commands from remote devices and the batteries last all of a few minutes now. :P Time for a new iPod I guess.
Destroying the past to protect the future.
does not compute
Can't read my
Can't read my
Poker Face
So...like...she has AIDS...and she told him that she didn't have AIDS...and he can't tell...cause she's a good liar?
That's what the song is about, right?
By success I mean she has to put the phone down. :winky:
Happy Birthday! What are you getting up to?
I'm actually getting ready now to go out for my mother's birthday.
If anyone knows anything about troubleshooting a furnace pilot that won't stay lit, help me out please!
Nonononono, this one:
http://www.deonandan.com/uploaded_images/chriseccleston-713215.jpg
:^:
How so?
wanna play some l4d?
Once I finish talking to this guy to get my satellite fixed.
I just have no fucking idea what exactly is going on at the moment. The class has gone from "here's a for loop" to "here's a completly unreadable pile of code that you should understand right now because you've done a whole introductory module on java."
For example, here's some code that the lecturer had us write for a tutorial, for taking in words from the user via the command prompt and sorting them alphabetically.
This does the job, but it's roughly cobbled together from lecture notes and I've got no fucking idea what exactly I've done here.