I'll be honest, folk: things look grim. Without clear and decisive leadership from a dwarf with unrvaled knowledge, we might all go sober. As an expert in the fields of dwarfology and dwarfotomy, I humbly submit myself as the best candidate.
I'll be honest, folk: things look grim. Without clear and decisive leadership from a dwarf with unrvaled knowledge, we might all go sober. As an expert in the fields of dwarfology and dwarfotomy, I humbly submit myself as the best candidate.
Vote jdarksun for a more alcoholic tomorrow!
Running a platform of booze is like running on a platform of not being stabbed in the head or not murdering Elves with bolts carved from the bones of the last elves to come trading.
It's so basic you shouldn't even have to mention it!
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Ahem.
Ahava has recently acquired a cold.
This means that she will be on cold medicine.
For those of you that remember back to the last phalla in D&D, you will know that this brings only amusement as well as survivability for Ahava.
that being said, Ahava really doesn't care if you vote for her, seeing as many of you will not remember the 24 mini run by The_Reflection and her awesome victory within that game.
So yeah, vote for whoever, Ahava just felt like talking about herself in the th 3rd person.
that being said, Ahava really doesn't care if you vote for her, seeing as many of you will not remember the 24 mini run by The_Reflection and her awesome victory within that game.
For those that were not here, this is a warning. Do not elect ahava. She will destroy the world.
The crowd exploded into accusations and counter-accusations. Some dwarves thought a companion looked unfamiliar, or had an unusually patchy beard. Others accused their fellows of acting undwarfly, such as not drinking enough or being too enamored of trees. The shouting grew until no dwarf could make out any but his own words.
"Quiet!" Savant bellowed, and threw a mostly empty ale mug at a particular obstinate dwarf who made no move to obey. "This isn't getting as anywhere, and we still need to get settled in before nightfall."
"But anyone here could be a goblin!" another dwarf, Lemminghead, responded. "There're too many here, more than we started off with. You could be a goblin! Why should we trust anyone?"
"There can't be many gobbos here," Savant responded, "If we're careful and keep an eye on each other we'll catch them eventually. But for now we need a new leader. We can't trust anyone to just step up, so we'll vote on it. We outnumber the goblins by far so if we all vote wisely we should be able to settle on another dwarf. In the meantime we'll keep an eye out for anyone acting suspiciously."
A number of dwarves, or possibly goblins, complained at that, but soon their complaints were answered and everyone present, whoever they might be, was in agreement. Then, still staring warily at each other, they went back to unloading the wagons.
Today, it is up to everyone to elect a new expedition leader. The new expedition leader is responsible for deciding which players will gather food and brew alcohol each day and sending in the orders for the next day before vote close. That includes today; if you are a serious contender to win the election I ask that you send in a list of players you will pick if you win. You can change this list at any time prior to vote close. If no names are received from the winner, the players will be selected at random. Picking players for the next day counts as a nightly action, so any player elected to this position will be unable to take other actions if he or she wishes to designate players.
Also, don't forget to vote for someone to kill today. Vote close will be on Sunday at the normal time.
I'll be honest, folk: things look grim. Without clear and decisive leadership from a dwarf with unrvaled knowledge, we might all go sober. As an expert in the fields of dwarfology and dwarfotomy, I humbly submit myself as the best candidate.
Vote jdarksun for a more alcoholic tomorrow!
Jdarksun has experience with soft networking, from what I saw in Dissidia.
I too vote for Jdarksun, Legendary Bookkeeper of the DF thread.
Although I might add that I wouldn't be a bad candidate because I don't really do anything important at night besides drink and search for a quiet patch of dirt to pass out on.
Something tells me our expedition leaders are going to be executed nightly though, so I'm happy to let someone else take the job!
Yeah, trying to cut and paste markup text on a cell phone sucks. Also, whoever wins should TOTALLY give me an awesome job, like Asskicker Dwarf, or Boobie-Inspector Dwarf...
I elect myself as expedition leader on the grounds that I'm the dwarfiest. Why, look at my beard:
Now that is a beard, and look at that ruggedly handsome smile
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I'll make you something pretty to hang from your beard.
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already a drunken dwarf. I make the best nobledwarf. *hic*
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Here here!
A dry county is a sad county.
Running a platform of booze is like running on a platform of not being stabbed in the head or not murdering Elves with bolts carved from the bones of the last elves to come trading.
It's so basic you shouldn't even have to mention it!
Ahava has recently acquired a cold.
This means that she will be on cold medicine.
For those of you that remember back to the last phalla in D&D, you will know that this brings only amusement as well as survivability for Ahava.
that being said, Ahava really doesn't care if you vote for her, seeing as many of you will not remember the 24 mini run by The_Reflection and her awesome victory within that game.
So yeah, vote for whoever, Ahava just felt like talking about herself in the th 3rd person.
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THE INCREDIBLE AHAVA!
Bombarded by a fel mood, she smashes your levers and sends magma upon all!
Especially the elephants. God help the elephants.
umm
yeah. what advent said
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Vote for me or I'll accidentally dig a trench from the carp filled river to the booze stockpile.
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Tell that to the carp!
For those that were not here, this is a warning. Do not elect ahava. She will destroy the world.
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The crowd exploded into accusations and counter-accusations. Some dwarves thought a companion looked unfamiliar, or had an unusually patchy beard. Others accused their fellows of acting undwarfly, such as not drinking enough or being too enamored of trees. The shouting grew until no dwarf could make out any but his own words.
"Quiet!" Savant bellowed, and threw a mostly empty ale mug at a particular obstinate dwarf who made no move to obey. "This isn't getting as anywhere, and we still need to get settled in before nightfall."
"But anyone here could be a goblin!" another dwarf, Lemminghead, responded. "There're too many here, more than we started off with. You could be a goblin! Why should we trust anyone?"
"There can't be many gobbos here," Savant responded, "If we're careful and keep an eye on each other we'll catch them eventually. But for now we need a new leader. We can't trust anyone to just step up, so we'll vote on it. We outnumber the goblins by far so if we all vote wisely we should be able to settle on another dwarf. In the meantime we'll keep an eye out for anyone acting suspiciously."
A number of dwarves, or possibly goblins, complained at that, but soon their complaints were answered and everyone present, whoever they might be, was in agreement. Then, still staring warily at each other, they went back to unloading the wagons.
Today, it is up to everyone to elect a new expedition leader. The new expedition leader is responsible for deciding which players will gather food and brew alcohol each day and sending in the orders for the next day before vote close. That includes today; if you are a serious contender to win the election I ask that you send in a list of players you will pick if you win. You can change this list at any time prior to vote close. If no names are received from the winner, the players will be selected at random. Picking players for the next day counts as a nightly action, so any player elected to this position will be unable to take other actions if he or she wishes to designate players.
Also, don't forget to vote for someone to kill today. Vote close will be on Sunday at the normal time.
I am easily swayed, so everyone should compete for my vote! (Since I'm the head goblin, it counts for triple, so it's important!)
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Also, ahava
Jdarksun has experience with soft networking, from what I saw in Dissidia.
Although I might add that I wouldn't be a bad candidate because I don't really do anything important at night besides drink and search for a quiet patch of dirt to pass out on.
Something tells me our expedition leaders are going to be executed nightly though, so I'm happy to let someone else take the job!
That's not really new .
Also, it's the truth, I'm totally a goblin. I have a post restriction that makes me admit it.
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you can elect Dunadan or you can fail and lose.
also, Hippie.
well, any dwarf crazy enough to claim being a gob might as well get my vote!
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Also, kime[/QUOTE]
Now that is a beard, and look at that ruggedly handsome smile
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Last time I was elected, we won. That's all you need to know.