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Dwarf cancels mine: Interrupted by Bandwagon (Dwarf Victory)

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHH

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I like your position, Krata!

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Please hold off the voting until day 1 starts, please.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hahaha

    kimey got yelled at.

    kimey got yelled at.

    hahahahahahahahahahah

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    A DF phalla? WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN INFORMED?! !reserve me up.

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Who wants to gather food and create liquor from thin air?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hahaha

    kimey got yelled at.

    kimey got yelled at.

    hahahahahahahahahahah
    *sniff*

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    it's ok kimey.

    I'll make you something pretty to hang from your beard.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    Who wants to gather food and create liquor from thin air?

    I am intrigued by your "alcoholic air" theory, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's okay, Kime, I still love you.

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  • UnsaltedUnsalted Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !Unsalted cancels action Sign Up: Job Item not found.
    !Some Migrants have arrived. Reserve up!

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    already a drunken dwarf. I make the best nobledwarf. *hic*

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    In response to PMed questions, there is a vanillager equivalent in this game.

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  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hahaha

    kimey got yelled at.

    kimey got yelled at.

    hahahahahahahahahahah
    Is kimey a limey?

    Blimey, mate, blimey.

    :P

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I'll be honest, folk: things look grim. Without clear and decisive leadership from a dwarf with unrvaled knowledge, we might all go sober. As an expert in the fields of dwarfology and dwarfotomy, I humbly submit myself as the best candidate.

    Vote jdarksun for a more alcoholic tomorrow!

    Here here!

    A dry county is a sad county.

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I'll be honest, folk: things look grim. Without clear and decisive leadership from a dwarf with unrvaled knowledge, we might all go sober. As an expert in the fields of dwarfology and dwarfotomy, I humbly submit myself as the best candidate.

    Vote jdarksun for a more alcoholic tomorrow!

    Running a platform of booze is like running on a platform of not being stabbed in the head or not murdering Elves with bolts carved from the bones of the last elves to come trading.

    It's so basic you shouldn't even have to mention it!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ahem.

    Ahava has recently acquired a cold.

    This means that she will be on cold medicine.

    For those of you that remember back to the last phalla in D&D, you will know that this brings only amusement as well as survivability for Ahava.


    that being said, Ahava really doesn't care if you vote for her, seeing as many of you will not remember the 24 mini run by The_Reflection and her awesome victory within that game.


    So yeah, vote for whoever, Ahava just felt like talking about herself in the th 3rd person.

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This must mean that when Ahava becomes angry.... she becomes...

    THE INCREDIBLE AHAVA!

    Bombarded by a fel mood, she smashes your levers and sends magma upon all!

    Especially the elephants. God help the elephants.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    .....


    umm

    yeah. what advent said

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tell you what, I'm adding a third point to my platform.

    Vote for me or I'll accidentally dig a trench from the carp filled river to the booze stockpile.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You don't have the beard to do it.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    eY! Vote BEER for more JACKISREAL! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You don't have the beard to do it.

    Tell that to the carp!

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Carp, marinated in beer? I like...

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm heading offline for the night and my online time tomorrow will be sporadic, but if day one ends tomorrow night, I'll get my vote in, promise.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that being said, Ahava really doesn't care if you vote for her, seeing as many of you will not remember the 24 mini run by The_Reflection and her awesome victory within that game.

    For those that were not here, this is a warning. Do not elect ahava. She will destroy the world.

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Day 1


    The crowd exploded into accusations and counter-accusations. Some dwarves thought a companion looked unfamiliar, or had an unusually patchy beard. Others accused their fellows of acting undwarfly, such as not drinking enough or being too enamored of trees. The shouting grew until no dwarf could make out any but his own words.

    "Quiet!" Savant bellowed, and threw a mostly empty ale mug at a particular obstinate dwarf who made no move to obey. "This isn't getting as anywhere, and we still need to get settled in before nightfall."

    "But anyone here could be a goblin!" another dwarf, Lemminghead, responded. "There're too many here, more than we started off with. You could be a goblin! Why should we trust anyone?"

    "There can't be many gobbos here," Savant responded, "If we're careful and keep an eye on each other we'll catch them eventually. But for now we need a new leader. We can't trust anyone to just step up, so we'll vote on it. We outnumber the goblins by far so if we all vote wisely we should be able to settle on another dwarf. In the meantime we'll keep an eye out for anyone acting suspiciously."

    A number of dwarves, or possibly goblins, complained at that, but soon their complaints were answered and everyone present, whoever they might be, was in agreement. Then, still staring warily at each other, they went back to unloading the wagons.




    Today, it is up to everyone to elect a new expedition leader. The new expedition leader is responsible for deciding which players will gather food and brew alcohol each day and sending in the orders for the next day before vote close. That includes today; if you are a serious contender to win the election I ask that you send in a list of players you will pick if you win. You can change this list at any time prior to vote close. If no names are received from the winner, the players will be selected at random. Picking players for the next day counts as a nightly action, so any player elected to this position will be unable to take other actions if he or she wishes to designate players.

    Also, don't forget to vote for someone to kill today. Vote close will be on Sunday at the normal time.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I revote Krata since I like his campaign so far.

    I am easily swayed, so everyone should compete for my vote! (Since I'm the head goblin, it counts for triple, so it's important!)

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  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    My thought is that Adventfalls probably knows a thing or two about leadership. Open to switching though.

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    How did i miss this??

    Bah Reserve me up

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  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So kime, I take it you saying your mafia is now just standard practice?

    Also, ahava

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I'll be honest, folk: things look grim. Without clear and decisive leadership from a dwarf with unrvaled knowledge, we might all go sober. As an expert in the fields of dwarfology and dwarfotomy, I humbly submit myself as the best candidate.

    Vote jdarksun for a more alcoholic tomorrow!

    Jdarksun has experience with soft networking, from what I saw in Dissidia.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I too vote for Jdarksun, Legendary Bookkeeper of the DF thread.

    Although I might add that I wouldn't be a bad candidate because I don't really do anything important at night besides drink and search for a quiet patch of dirt to pass out on.

    Something tells me our expedition leaders are going to be executed nightly though, so I'm happy to let someone else take the job!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hippie wrote: »
    So kime, I take it you saying your mafia is now just standard practice?

    Also, ahava

    That's not really new :lol:.

    Also, it's the truth, I'm totally a goblin. I have a post restriction that makes me admit it.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    there is only one choice.

    you can elect Dunadan or you can fail and lose.

    also, Hippie.

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  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Hippie wrote: »
    So kime, I take it you saying your mafia is now just standard practice?

    Also, ahava

    That's not really new :lol:.

    Also, it's the truth, I'm totally a goblin. I have a post restriction that makes me admit it.

    well, any dwarf crazy enough to claim being a gob might as well get my vote!

    kime[/QUOTE]
    Also, kime[/QUOTE]

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  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, trying to cut and paste markup text on a cell phone sucks. Also, whoever wins should TOTALLY give me an awesome job, like Asskicker Dwarf, or Boobie-Inspector Dwarf...

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I elect myself as expedition leader on the grounds that I'm the dwarfiest. Why, look at my beard:
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    Now that is a beard, and look at that ruggedly handsome smile

    Typhus

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That's one hell of a beard! But gaze beneath, and look upon my dwarvenly accomplishments!

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    !TheLawinator

    Last time I was elected, we won. That's all you need to know.

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