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The [chat] that launched a thousand ships

matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off'Points to 'on'Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
HELEN OF TROY ANGRY

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HELEN OF TROY SMASH

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Carpet, drapes, etc, etc.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    RedwallUSCover.jpg

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    #someshit
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I assumed Matt was chosen for his propensity toward bread related scandal.

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    Psn:wazukki
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mojo, the "vous" in your example is a direct object; "avoir" in that case isn't reflexive. And yeah, you got it right.

    French word order is a pain in the ass.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man helen was a butter face.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hmm. This lighter has plenty of fluid, and the piezoelectric mechanism seems to be discharging, but it won't ignite. It will sustain a flame if lit with another source of ignition, however.

    edit: It is no longer sustaining a flame when lit with another source. Pity.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm not the most responsible person in ME2.

    Spoiler'd (you'll have gone through it if you played, like, an hour of the game):
    I've gotten drunk on two separate occasions now. Once on Omega when I was meant to be on a mission, and one where I drunk the doc under the table. I'm the worst commander ever.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    MAAAAHHHH CCCHHHAAAATTT!

    ELKI KILLED IT!

    I SWEAR I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hmm. This lighter has plenty of fluid, and the piezoelectric mechanism seems to be discharging, but it won't ignite. It will sustain a flame if lit with another source of ignition, however.

    edit: It is no longer sustaining a flame when lit with another source. Pity.

    can you close the valve a bit?

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    #someshit
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I was kinda hoping I'd get chat so I could subject you all to either paintball or blanka chat.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I was kinda hoping I'd get chat so I could subject you all to either paintball or blanka chat.

    Blanka fucking rules.

    Best character ever.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    I'm not the most responsible person in ME2.

    Spoiler'd (you'll have gone through it if you played, like, an hour of the game):
    I've gotten drunk on two separate occasions now. Once on Omega when I was meant to be on a mission, and one where I drunk the doc under the table. I'm the worst commander ever.

    Spoiler to your spoiler.

    I thought for a second I was about to be the tom paris to Janeway with the doctor when we were drinking it up. A little may and november action for the cougar fans.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    Models look like aliens in person.

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    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVs0wXemQsw

    See what you people make me do.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    San Fransisco police chief: “I get pounded regularly on both sides.”
    http://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/under-the-dome/Gascon-reviewing-Critical-Mass-policies-83168002.html

    Doc on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    hehehe, "pumperdickle"

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.

    desc on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    Yeah, the important thing is GGG

    TL DR on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Doc wrote: »
    San Fransisco police chief: “I get pounded regularly on both sides.”
    http://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/under-the-dome/Gascon-reviewing-Critical-Mass-policies-83168002.html

    I kinda wanna beat Critical Mass riders to death.

    With skateboards.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I kinda wanna beat Critical Mass riders to death with skateboards.

    surprisingly, not a crime

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    #someshit
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Murder is still a crime wally.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    desc wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    Bama on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Not when it's smarmy doucheshits no one cares about.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    not my problem! tell her to get some better culture.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

    Sony owns you Inqi, just give in!

    Mazzyx on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    japan on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    Are you saying the ships were going in and out of her vagina, Bama?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    Are you saying the ships were going in and out of her vagina, Bama?
    Seamen joke.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    I'm not even going to joke about this because knowing insurance companies it would come up if I ever had to make a claim.

    TL DR on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

    Sony owns you Inqi, just give in!

    No no, PSP, Paintball Sports Promotion, basically the big name paintball tournament.

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    I'm not even going to joke about this because knowing insurance companies it would come up if I ever had to make a claim.

    Don't worry, Japan will be gone soon. We can talk about him soon.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?

    Seems to be his message.

    LaOs on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    Are you saying the ships were going in and out of her vagina, Bama?
    Seamen joke.
    "pack of Trojans" joke

    Bama on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

    Sony owns you Inqi, just give in!

    No no, PSP, Paintball Sports Promotion, basically the big name paintball tournament.

    Ahh ok. Sorry game forum, game..yeah me get confused.

    Mazzyx on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ahh ok. Sorry game forum, game..yeah me get confused.

    It's a totally understandable point of confusion, no worries dude.

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