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They say I fuck nuns too much

Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSURegistered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
but I'm just tryin to "lick the habit"
I can't help but to grab it
when I get restless on the sabbath
rosary beads of sweat get her wet like holy water
mother of God, might sound odd but
it's better sex to me when I can do her in the rectory
Hail Mary, full of grace, Raise every voice to the clouds
I be not proud when I Kingdom Come out loud
and wipe myself off with the Turin Shroud

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forgive me Father for I have sinned...:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    He who fucks nuns

    Will later join the church

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ain't no hot nuns in real life!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    are you drunk?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    How To Lose Friends and Alienate People was actually a pretty good movie

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Callius thread.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    are you drunk?

    Drunkenness will eventually give way to sobriety.

    But Skullman will always be Skullman.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    He who fucks nuns

    Will later join the church

    A++ post!

    ground floor of a Skull Man thread.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    From the cross she's raised her head
    This is what the sister said
    Give no love until you wed
    Live no life until you're dead

    The good book says we must suppress
    The good book says we must confess
    But who cares what the good book says?
    'Cause now she's taking off her dress

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if nuns looked like that you'd see young boys demanding transfers to catholic schools

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  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    nun-ranger thread

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

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  • QuirkyLittleTyrantQuirkyLittleTyrant A Mug Featuring Pichu On A Cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I never really got the nun thing. Is like...the forbidden fruit aspect? Or like revenge for Catholic school?

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I never really got the nun thing. Is like...the forbidden fruit aspect? Or like revenge for Catholic school?

    Its like corporal punishment and liking it.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've seen some hot nuts.

    Edit: Also, some hot nuns.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    have you swallowed some hot nuts, chico

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    have you swallowed some hot nuts, chico

    We promised we'd enver talk about it again

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This one time a hot nun made me swallow her hot nuts.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Skull Man either makes post modern threads. Or does a lot of drugs

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    How To Lose Friends and Alienate People was actually a pretty good movie

    The book is great too.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    This one time a hot nun made me swallow her hot nuts.

    chicoblue stars in nuns with nuts 3

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    Sister Act 3: Nun the Wiser

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    This one time a hot nun made me swallow her hot nuts.

    chicoblue stars in nuns with nuts 3

    Its good but not as good as backdoor sluts 9

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    also that's a pretty good rhyme, skull man

    you should record it and be the next Asher Roth

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I found this erotic pocket watch on etsy the other day with half naked nuns on it.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    This one time a hot nun made me swallow her hot nuts.

    chicoblue stars in nuns with nuts 3

    Its good but not as good as backdoor sluts 9

    I almost got to see backdoor sluts 9 when I was in sixth grade.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    This one time a hot nun made me swallow her hot nuts.

    chicoblue stars in nuns with nuts 3

    Its good but not as good as backdoor sluts 9

    It lacks the cocky humor and rock-hard pricks of 'Blue-Balled 28: A new hope"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    also that's a pretty good rhyme, skull man

    you should record it and be the next Asher Roth

    or the next William H Nutsack

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Skull Man asked me to draw this.
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    also that's a pretty good rhyme, skull man

    you should record it and be the next Asher Roth

    jermaine and I co-wrote it

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i have never met a real nun

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh chico you devil

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    When purgatory's waiting
    And the girl immaculate
    The highest of commandments dictates to copulate
    No grave is animated, you're buried all alone
    So let her work a wonder
    And wake your flesh and bone

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My mom was a nun. No joke.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2010
    thread lacks content

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