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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Dude have you ever seen other stuff he's done or have you just seen that and you're just posting that? Because I actually love a lot of his other stuff with Three Dead Trolls and don't tease me dammit

    Me?

    I don't remember how, but I have one of the Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie albums.

    Basically, everything I know about Canada comes from them.

    Ahahaha, me too.

    "Did you know that Manitoba has a population density of 1.6 people per square kilometer?"
    "Isn't that stupid?"

    And "Every OS Sucks" gets me through the workday. Because that song is as true now as it was 8 years ago.

    ASimPerson on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hi there, Wimble.

    ChicoBlue on
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    I would be totally okay with it if this ended up turning into a Three Dead Trolls thread.

    "Worried about magpies coming and flying away with all your shiny coins? In these hard economic times, who isn't?"

    ASimPerson on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Greetings, Chico!

    ¿Qué tal?

    Wimble on
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    macs are definitely not made for stupid people though

    stupid people will get frustrated when OSX isn't exactly like the windows they're running away from and return it. though this can also be blamed on salesmen who don't make it clear that while a mac is not difficult to use, you are going to have to learn how.

    Cilla Black on
  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man I really didn't need to read this. I'm still hoping it's just an elaborate joke, but the last comment on the page makes me think otherwise.

    Lordaen on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    but cilla, it just works?!?

    Wimble on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    Greetings, Chico!

    ¿Qué tal?

    Wimble

    I need you to do something for me.

    I need you to tell me a story.

    ChicoBlue on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    If anything, I see this as an indicator of how far interface as a whole has come. That so many users can look at Google results as such a constant, dependable, immutable thing that their first assumption is not that Google's results have changed, but that Facebook has changed?

    That says something powerful about Google, right there.
    This is really insightful.

    Callius on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Dude have you ever seen other stuff he's done or have you just seen that and you're just posting that? Because I actually love a lot of his other stuff with Three Dead Trolls and don't tease me dammit

    Me?

    I don't remember how, but I have one of the Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie albums.

    Basically, everything I know about Canada comes from them.

    Ahahaha, me too.

    "Did you know that Manitoba has a population density of 1.6 people per square kilometer?"
    "Isn't that stupid?"

    And "Every OS Sucks" gets me through the workday. Because that song is as true now as it was 8 years ago.

    Oh god now I'm listening to alllllll my stuff.

    British Saskatchalbertatoba.

    I love these guys so much.

    Did you ever hear the Lost Scrolls of Frosty? It's like 15 minutes long, but I read it for some classmates once around Christmas time back in college and I thought they were going to die.

    Jordyn on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    If anything, I see this as an indicator of how far interface as a whole has come. That so many users can look at Google results as such a constant, dependable, immutable thing that their first assumption is not that Google's results have changed, but that Facebook has changed?

    That says something powerful about Google, right there.
    This is really insightful.

    We'll see how powerful Google is when I rub my butt on their glass doors tomorrow.

    Jordyn on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So when these people get horny do they just type PORN into google?

    Clint Eastwood on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Greetings, Chico!

    ¿Qué tal?

    Wimble

    I need you to do something for me.

    I need you to tell me a story.

    a story about love?

    a love story?

    baby just say yes

    Wimble on
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So when these people get horny do they just type PORN into google?

    PORN AND NO VIRUSES PLEASE

    Crashmo on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    If anything, I see this as an indicator of how far interface as a whole has come. That so many users can look at Google results as such a constant, dependable, immutable thing that their first assumption is not that Google's results have changed, but that Facebook has changed?

    That says something powerful about Google, right there.
    This is really insightful.

    We'll see how powerful Google is when I rub my butt on their glass doors tomorrow.

    This is also really insightful.

    TheySlashThem on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you can usually expect someone who is computer illiterate about everything else to be very cunning and ingenious about finding his/her free porn.

    I see more people coming in with viruses from facebook and limewire than porn.

    Cilla Black on
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Dude have you ever seen other stuff he's done or have you just seen that and you're just posting that? Because I actually love a lot of his other stuff with Three Dead Trolls and don't tease me dammit

    Me?

    I don't remember how, but I have one of the Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie albums.

    Basically, everything I know about Canada comes from them.

    Ahahaha, me too.

    "Did you know that Manitoba has a population density of 1.6 people per square kilometer?"
    "Isn't that stupid?"

    And "Every OS Sucks" gets me through the workday. Because that song is as true now as it was 8 years ago.

    Oh god now I'm listening to alllllll my stuff.

    British Saskatchalbertatoba.

    I love these guys so much.

    Did you ever hear the Lost Scrolls of Frosty? It's like 15 minutes long, but I read it for some classmates once around Christmas time back in college and I thought they were going to die.

    No, I haven't. Do you have a link? Their website is so bad. :?

    ASimPerson on
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So when these people get horny do they just type PORN into google?

    PORN AND NO VIRUSES PLEASE

    All this links to is issues with viruses and a link about how to get a virus.

    Dee Kae on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    To be fair, I used to do that too, because back when I used internet explorer at work if you typed an address into the address bar it would remember it, and I didn't want to do that, so I'd google everything to get around it.

    It's not so I can hide from IT. Because we don't have an IT department, it's just so when my boss comes in and uses my computer for whatever he doesn't see an address to here.

    Blake T on
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So when these people get horny do they just type PORN into google?

    PORN AND NO VIRUSES PLEASE

    All this links to is issues with viruses and a link about how to get a virus.

    haha "Need a Computer Virus? Download Now!"

    Crashmo on
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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So when these people get horny do they just type PORN into google?

    PORN AND NO VIRUSES PLEASE

    All this links to is issues with viruses and a link about how to get a virus.

    haha "Need a Computer Virus? Download Now!"

    I'd run a virus scanner on it, just to be sure.

    Marth on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am too busy dancing to know how to use a computer

    Campion on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Dude have you ever seen other stuff he's done or have you just seen that and you're just posting that? Because I actually love a lot of his other stuff with Three Dead Trolls and don't tease me dammit

    Me?

    I don't remember how, but I have one of the Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie albums.

    Basically, everything I know about Canada comes from them.

    Ahahaha, me too.

    "Did you know that Manitoba has a population density of 1.6 people per square kilometer?"
    "Isn't that stupid?"

    And "Every OS Sucks" gets me through the workday. Because that song is as true now as it was 8 years ago.

    Oh god now I'm listening to alllllll my stuff.

    British Saskatchalbertatoba.

    I love these guys so much.

    Did you ever hear the Lost Scrolls of Frosty? It's like 15 minutes long, but I read it for some classmates once around Christmas time back in college and I thought they were going to die.

    No, I haven't. Do you have a link? Their website is so bad. :?

    yeah I don't know if they've actually done anything to that website in uh...years, besides post a song here and there.

    And I don't know where the tracks are now. I'll look around later and pm it to you if I find them...

    Jordyn on
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    also, everyone knows the phase "computer illiterate"

    everyone

    and they toss it around like candy

    Cilla Black on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    I am too busy dancing to know how to use a computer

    hey campion, let me be the floppy diskette to your pirouette

    Wimble on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    We'll see how powerful Google is when I rub my butt on their glass doors tomorrow.
    Wait, wut?

    Callius on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    I am too busy dancing to know how to use a computer

    show us your dance campion

    TheySlashThem on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am NOT at all happy with how my research paper came out... fuck

    oh well, it's only the first draft.

    Callius on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    We'll see how powerful Google is when I rub my butt on their glass doors tomorrow.
    Wait, wut?

    Google has offices in Fremont. I have to walk by them twice a week on my way to physical therapy.

    I am always tempted to rub my butt on their large glass doors.

    Jordyn on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    I am NOT at all happy with how my research paper came out... fuck

    oh well, it's only the first draft.

    Whatcha researchin'?

    Framling on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    Whatcha researchin'?
    The motivations behind Seattle's response to burn down Hooverville (down by where QWEST field is now) in 1941, after it had existed for 10 years.

    Callius on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Blake T on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    As a video rental clerk I long ago lost my ability to be surprised by just how dumb people can be

    IpseDixit on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Whatcha researchin'?
    The motivations behind Seattle's response to

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG

    Framling on
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  • HiroconHirocon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I do this all the time.

    But, I have a good reason. I use the search engine SwagBucks, and sometimes I get free stuff for searching. So, I waste a fraction of a second by typing a search term and then clicking a link instead of just typing an address, but hey, free stuff.

    Hirocon on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    facebook users are some of the dumbest people on the internet

    the amount of '1 MILLION PEOPLE JOIN THIS GROUP AND FACEBOOK WILL DO _________' and 'JOIN THIS GROUP TO STOP FACEBOOK _____' even though they haven't and were never planning to _______ is astounding

    L|ama on
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Whatcha researchin'?
    The motivations behind Seattle's response to

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG

    Let me fix this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1JIa5r5nkE

    Dee Kae on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hirocon wrote: »
    I do this all the time.

    But, I have a good reason. I use the search engine SwagBucks, and sometimes I get free stuff for searching. So, I waste a fraction of a second by typing a search term and then clicking a link instead of just typing an address, but hey, free stuff.

    2230PLANT20NAAR20KEUZE.jpg

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nah, I'm just joshing ya, Cal. You want I should proofread it for you or something? I'm a pretty good proofreader.

    Framling on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    To be fair, I used to do that too, because back when I used internet explorer at work if you typed an address into the address bar it would remember it, and I didn't want to do that, so I'd google everything to get around it.

    It's not so I can hide from IT. Because we don't have an IT department, it's just so when my boss comes in and uses my computer for whatever he doesn't see an address to here.

    that's not the behavior for which these people are being made fun of
    (boy, what an awful sentence)

    the issue isn't really that they type things into their address bar to get to websites

    it's that if it takes them to the wrong website, they have no fucking clue what has just happened and will post poorly spelled all-caps rants about how much they hate the new facebook instead of sitting back for a second, calming down, and figuring shit out

    redhead on
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