jesus never putting the beer down was hard enough, I doubt I could properly shower with a gun in one hand and a beer in the other
I dont even want to think about how I'd wash myself
or get a buffalo into my bathroom
I've eaten pizza in the shower before. Finished two slices before I washed my hair, and then brushed my teeth while I was letting my conditioner do its thing.
Easy, attach sponge to beer, attach back scrubber brush to rifle. Sponge while shooting, brush back while drinking. Washing your hair may be an issue though.
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edited February 2010
Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flooded with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?
Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flood with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?
Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flood with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?
"Barkeep! Gimme a haircut and a shot of whiskey!"
I think we've stumbled upon a vast, untapped market, here.
also, I think I'm doing life wrong when I start dreading the weekends and am looking forward to going back to "work" monday as soon as I get off on friday.
You know, my family are the kinda people that don't make a big deal out of anything. Birthdays, graduations, holidays, they're just normal days. So, Valentine's day is at the very bottom of important days. I learned this from them and in my previous relationship I did absolutely nothing for Valentine's. I learned a lesson that I will never forget.... women take Valentine's day way too seriously.
Also, a call to my celphone this midnight reminded me of something. Today is my b-day. I demand some sort of box related gift.
You know, my family are the kinda people that don't make a big deal out of anything. Birthdays, graduations, holidays, they're just normal days. So, Valentine's day is at the very bottom of important days. I learned this from them and in my previous relationship I did absolutely nothing for Valentine's. I learned a lesson that I will never forget.... women take Valentine's day way too seriously.
Also, a call to my celphone this midnight reminded me of something. Today is my b-day. I demand some sort of box related gift.
Happy b-day...
...you want a box for your b-day? You make boxes for a living right? Why do 3 dimensional cubes interest you so much? What do you expect to find? A boat?
Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flood with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?
"Barkeep! Gimme a haircut and a shot of whiskey!"
Here in Baltimore there's a really nice place where you can actually say this:
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I dont even want to think about how I'd wash myself
or get a buffalo into my bathroom
the perfect invention
a beer can holder that is also a sponge for washing
Untill Ikage gets back.
...does that... make me manly?
i am literally the least manliest girl in the world
other than ... the moustache.
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I just have this image of your shower pouring beer from the nozzle and I'm trying to figure out how that actually would clean anybody.
Exosquad. If they have it.
30 Rock
That barely changes my mental picture at all
why can't i be superamazing
And the last time I shaved my head I looked bizarre. Although I did have a Mohawk for a few minutes there.
EDIT: Damn, I'm trying to find some pictures but I can't.
"Barkeep! Gimme a haircut and a shot of whiskey!"
I think we've stumbled upon a vast, untapped market, here.
also, I think I'm doing life wrong when I start dreading the weekends and am looking forward to going back to "work" monday as soon as I get off on friday.
relatedly, fuck valentine's day.
and on that note, good night.
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You know, my family are the kinda people that don't make a big deal out of anything. Birthdays, graduations, holidays, they're just normal days. So, Valentine's day is at the very bottom of important days. I learned this from them and in my previous relationship I did absolutely nothing for Valentine's. I learned a lesson that I will never forget.... women take Valentine's day way too seriously.
Also, a call to my celphone this midnight reminded me of something. Today is my b-day. I demand some sort of box related gift.
Happy b-day...
...you want a box for your b-day? You make boxes for a living right? Why do 3 dimensional cubes interest you so much? What do you expect to find? A boat?
Here in Baltimore there's a really nice place where you can actually say this:
http://www.baltimorebarbershop.com/
Oh, and good afternoon, y'all.
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Steam handle: Buckwolfe