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Steam is a big fat jerk: Get your barf bags ready, Shattered Horizon

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I have yet to uninstall pvk2 from when I played it a bunch a year ago

    YEW ARE NO MAHN!

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Argh why do they keep calling them MODs in Steam news

    I don't get it

    It's not an acronym! Or an initialism or whatever you call them

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    Wait, play what?

    That viking thing?

    YES

    IN THIS GAME, YOU SPEAR MOTHERFUCKERS

    YOU SWORD DUDES

    YOU AXE DUDES QUESTIONS

    AND YOU ALSO SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think the powder keg is fine, unless you are real good at priming it, there is untold amounts of running away from the KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH sound.

    Also I bring this to bare because FUCK PUBBIES IN THIS FUCKING GAME, when they don't suck ass or are just fucking around sitting on your shanties, they are just the shittiest bunch of asshole.

    ENTIRE ARCHER TEAM, YEAH THIS WILL BE FUN YEAH.

    OR JUST BERSERKERS, IT IS LIKE WHAT MOTHER F'ER, WHAT?

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Here is our group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/stabbedinthethroat/

    There are many like it but this one is ours

    Also more classes are coming? Fuck yes

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man I haven't played PVK since beta.... 2.1 according to my Steam Games list. Gotta try out the new one see what's different and whatnot.

    Always loved those Berserker dual axes.
    CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fucking hate berserker

    I never get how people bitch about a "W+M1" class or whatever stupid shit people say on the internet, but berserker is just walking at people and holding the button.

    Where the fuck is the fun in that, no parrying, no ranged weapons, a gay special attack that makes you attack faster and hit harder but drains your health.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Being a knight is such a pain in the ass when there's a lot of beserkers or skirmishers around

    Fuckers can retreat way too easily, I miss the "noob crossbow" they used to have before the Archers were added

    Wish there was a sort of quick attack or something, just an instant low-damage pommel strike when the hyperactive bastards are running around spamming quick slashes

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What the fuck does bashing do?

    I thought it stopped you from attacking or some shit, maybe it stops blocking?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bowmen are fucking bullshit goddamn

    but being a berserker is so fun holy shit

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Faggots go archer and just backpedal until they have special then shotgun your fucking face with fire arrows.

    How come aiming a long bow doesn't slow you down in the least? also perfect accuracy with that shit while running, my ass.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Faggots go archer and just backpedal until they have special then shotgun your fucking face with fire arrows.

    How come aiming a long bow doesn't slow you down in the least? also perfect accuracy with that shit while running, my ass.

    it's really fucking stupid and I hate dealing with it

    until I bash their fucking skull in with a giant axe in two swipes and then they cry op

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the only time I really think powder kegs are unfair is on the map where you're capping the tower

    a good pirate can prime it and chuck the thing from below to explode the instant it gets up there and goodbye entire team

    also the vikings are almost always sorely outnumbered which is reason number two they are the best

    (reason one is because they are VIKINGS)

    edit: I think the point of bashing is for a quick stun hit with low damage and less range, I think it works while blocking but it has been a while

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Parrote then point blank blunderbuss

    GnT thread the pirates are getting sharpshooter, and knights are getting Man at arms.

    Sharpshooter could be really rad or intensely gay

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    also two vikings working together, one with a 2hander timing his hits, and the other dual-wielding and just kinda wailing away and circling to force blocking makes you two a maelstrom of death

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Neat

    Hopefully it doesn't end up like a god-sniper or anything

    I think they need to help knights out a bit because everyone just goes archer, me included at present

    Anyway we should go find a SE++ game and stab folks

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    tomorrow I'll be playing mass effect two, and nothing outside of CRITICAL FAILURE will stop me

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010

    fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Heavy Knight is way the fuck better then archer, and that spin attack is fucking brutal.

    Sure you don't get any ranged shit but your shield stops that shit, then you just wail on people with your sword that is literally bigger then anyone ever.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Don't mess with me when I'm 'serkin

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I just don't like that everyone runs away from you and then the archers seem incapable of killing them

    He's About to be Pushing up Daisies stick a fucking arrow in him and get me an assist already

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    tehcoolryan didn't undo his tf2 binds again

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh man berserker dual-wielding rips archer to pieces in seconds

    it rules

    also that barrel roll special that pirates get is fucking bullshit goddamn

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think zerkers are basically there to kill parrots and archers

    Now if only they could swallow kegs whole, then they'd be the bestest class

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Archer for me is plunk

    plunk

    oh no berserker crossbow to chest

    yayyy multi arrow

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The way archers can run around and jump even with a fully charged bow doesn't seem right to me

    Still last time I tried to use the special I'd ran out of arrows and my viewmodel began to do weird things so... there's that too

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    axeing the barrel of a suiciding pirate to get credit for the kills is fun

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Just when you run out of arrows

    and you will

    is when you charge blindly into the mass of enemies

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    real men use lances and decimate entire armies while their men sit on a hill watching you paint the landscape red with blood.

    Unless its a siege, then equip a sword, a bow and 2 packs of arrows because fuck you'll need it. You'l end up picking up arrow packs from defeated enemies to use as well.

    Now I want to reinstall Mount and Blade. I have to many games to play to go back to MnB again

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I played this a bit. Archers were being assholes but oh well. I think I liked viking the most. Don't like playing pirate at all.

    Spears and jevelins all the way.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You know what's a pretty good mod for M&B? Eagle and Radiant Cross


    poofy shirts and blunderbusses FTW

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So the empire total war multiplayer beta. I signed up for the SEGA PASS thing and when I clicked the confirmation link it said user not found.

    Weird.

    I haven't tried the campaign yet anyway so I will probably suck so no big loss.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    I played this a bit. Archers were being assholes but oh well. I think I liked viking the most. Don't like playing pirate at all.

    Spears and jevelins all the way.

    Quit buying shit. With your backlog of games, work, and school, you're just wasting money at this point.

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    alright so I bought M&B a good while ago, but don't have it anymore

    how do I go about redeeming my purchase or whatever?

    Projeck on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    I played this a bit. Archers were being assholes but oh well. I think I liked viking the most. Don't like playing pirate at all.

    Spears and jevelins all the way.

    Quit buying shit. With your backlog of games, work, and school, you're just wasting money at this point.

    Quit buying games that are free and I didn't have to pay anything for because it was a free game?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wonder what the chances of M&B going back on sale are.

    Probably pretty high eventually. I can wait.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    I played this a bit. Archers were being assholes but oh well. I think I liked viking the most. Don't like playing pirate at all.

    Spears and jevelins all the way.

    Quit buying shit. With your backlog of games, work, and school, you're just wasting money at this point.

    Quit buying games that are free and I didn't have to pay anything for because it was a free game?

    Holy shit Baroque got fucking owned

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wonder what the chances of M&B going back on sale are.

    Probably pretty high eventually. I can wait.

    it doesn't work if you buy it right now anyway so

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    I played this a bit. Archers were being assholes but oh well. I think I liked viking the most. Don't like playing pirate at all.

    Spears and jevelins all the way.

    Quit buying shit. With your backlog of games, work, and school, you're just wasting money at this point.

    Quit buying games that are free and I didn't have to pay anything for because it was a free game?

    Holy shit Baroque got fucking owned

    Oh man. My pride.

    (The point stands.)

    Baroque And Roll on
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