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edited February 2010
I would lure the lion over to the dog and then yell "Fight" incredibly loudly. They would have to assume that they are participating in a modern version of Mortal Kombat. I would film the results and post them online to make the big bux.
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edited February 2010
In this hypothetical, I would punch the dog in the face.
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edited February 2010
Surprise! The punching hand was actually a bomb.
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1 dozen roses: $80.00
Dinner for 2: $140.00 w/ tip
not having to suffer repercussions for not spending this money based on a totally ridiculous holiday that I suspect was created by women: priceless.
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1 dozen roses: $80.00
Dinner for 2: $140.00 w/ tip
not having to suffer repercussions for not spending this money based on a totally ridiculous holiday that I suspect was created by women: priceless.
1 pack of Pall Mall Cigarettes: $3.60
1 phone call to the better half: $0.00
Not having to spend $220 on a totally ridiculous holiday: Priceless.
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edited February 2010
I got off valentines scot free because we were skint, which was due to my wife quitting her job.
So not my fault. In hindsight though, i'd probably still be a lot better off if she hadn't quit her job and I had to pay ridiculous prices for flowers and food.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2010
I spent Valentine's cleaning up the house and thinking how much I despise valentine's day.
And yeah, Guy, that's what I would call stupid.
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It gets worse...I lost all interest in sex due to the high cost of this holiday and just got really drunk. Perversely, the fact that I spent all this money on her and didn't even want to sleep with her seems to have made me even more desirable. I have pretty much accepted the fact that no matter how old I get I will never really understand anything.
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edited February 2010
I don't know why so many people are ragging on The Wolfman, I thought it was pretty good in a retro-universal pictures sort of way. Maybe it's because I went in not expecting much.
No sh@t. And here is the real reason I win the Asshole award. I broke up with this girl 3 months ago. Now I live on Ramen noodles the next week.
what in the royal fuck is wrong with you
men are lonely sad pathetic creatures.
No.
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edited February 2010
Two things:
The Wolfman was a terrible movie that I shouldn't have had to pay 16 bucks for.
Men are awesome independent creatures with explosions and chops. What is this sad and lonely crap?
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No sh@t. And here is the real reason I win the Asshole award. I broke up with this girl 3 months ago. Now I live on Ramen noodles the next week.
what in the royal fuck is wrong with you
men are lonely sad pathetic creatures.
Some of us maybe, but I am not so pathetic that I will buy 220 fucking dollars worth of shit for a girl I've broken up with- months prior, no less- just because it's Valentine's Day.
edit: well, 150 dollars worth of stuff, if the meal was evenly split
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edited February 2010
Why would you even pay for Roses.
This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.
Why would you pay for the Roses.
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The Wolfman was a terrible movie that I shouldn't have had to pay 16 bucks for.
I haven't seen it but I'm disappointed it's getting such lousy reviews. I haven't been super psyched about it or anything but I was looking forward to a period horror piece with a solid cast. I've heard the script is really dull.
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edited February 2010
It wasn't scary. At all. I was a little jumpy, but after the first 15 or so BOO! moments, I was rather desensitized and was able to easily detect when when they were going to do it again. Which was a minimum of 15 times per scene.
The script was boring. The acting was stale. The cinematography was stupid.
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edited February 2010
It's not a great movie, but I thought it was fun.
The cinematography wasn't stupid, take that back!
This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.
Why would you pay for the Roses.
So...I should have stolen them?
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.
Why would you pay for the Roses.
Roses are usually acquired from stores that charge legal tender for them, Munkus. Where do you get yours?
I'm sorry, I meant why would you pay for Roses for a person you were not romantically inclined to. Hell, someone you had specifically broken up with months prior.
And those are good roses money, you could get some shitty ones from a CVS for fifteen bucks.
I can kinda understand wanting to have a really nice dinner with someone and not be alone on Valentine's day. Sure, whatever. But why spend 80 bucks on Roses.
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Just to clarify things, I have no money and my car needs brakes.
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edited February 2010
Because I am listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal, Bacon.
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1 dozen roses: $80.00
Dinner for 2: $140.00 w/ tip
not having to suffer repercussions for not spending this money based on a totally ridiculous holiday that I suspect was created by women: priceless.
I fucking dreamed this page.
holy fuck 220 goddamn dollars? why?
1 pack of Pall Mall Cigarettes: $3.60
1 phone call to the better half: $0.00
Not having to spend $220 on a totally ridiculous holiday: Priceless.
So not my fault. In hindsight though, i'd probably still be a lot better off if she hadn't quit her job and I had to pay ridiculous prices for flowers and food.
And yeah, Guy, that's what I would call stupid.
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Though, i don't have that kind of money to spend....
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The Wolfman was a terrible movie that I shouldn't have had to pay 16 bucks for.
Men are awesome independent creatures with explosions and chops. What is this sad and lonely crap?
Some of us maybe, but I am not so pathetic that I will buy 220 fucking dollars worth of shit for a girl I've broken up with- months prior, no less- just because it's Valentine's Day.
edit: well, 150 dollars worth of stuff, if the meal was evenly split
This is probably the thing that shocks me the most.
Why would you pay for the Roses.
I haven't seen it but I'm disappointed it's getting such lousy reviews. I haven't been super psyched about it or anything but I was looking forward to a period horror piece with a solid cast. I've heard the script is really dull.
Roses are usually acquired from stores that charge legal tender for them, Munkus. Where do you get yours?
The script was boring. The acting was stale. The cinematography was stupid.
The cinematography wasn't stupid, take that back!
So...I should have stolen them?
I'm sorry, I meant why would you pay for Roses for a person you were not romantically inclined to. Hell, someone you had specifically broken up with months prior.
And those are good roses money, you could get some shitty ones from a CVS for fifteen bucks.
I can kinda understand wanting to have a really nice dinner with someone and not be alone on Valentine's day. Sure, whatever. But why spend 80 bucks on Roses.
...this doesn't do as much to disprove the 'lonely sad pathetic creature' claim as I had hoped.
EDIT: Why do keep on capitalizing roses, Munkus?
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