[size=+3]It's The Blight Show, with Bay:Leno![/size]
And Heeeeeeere's Your Host... B:L!
*applause as B:L enters*
Hi, everybody! Welcome to the show!
*continued applause*
Thank you, thank you. We really gotta get the show moving, folks!
*still continued applause*
Hahah [size=+2]SHUT THE FUCK UP OR KIRBO WILL EAT U[/size]
*shutting the fuck up*
Thank you. We have a great show tonight, everyone. An amazing show, better than any show we've done before!
Drez: But tonight is our premiere show.
That's why it'll be our best show! Wait, who the hell hired you to be the sidekick anyways? I specifically asked for Andy Dick.
Drez: Oh. They must've thought you asked for ANY dick.
Well, at least they got the dickest one of all. Whatever works.
So hey, let's start off tonight's show with some news, shall we?
Over in D&D chat, Pony had an argument with our Drez here about talking in a movie theatre. Yeah... yeah. Pony believes that he can talk however much he wants in a theatre, and if others don't like it, they can leave.
Yep. He then added that they should leave quietly, so they don't disrupt the movie for him.
Several ricers got infracted by Cardboard Tube in the Car thread. Did you hear about this one?
Yeah, they were posting unmarked spoilers. Here's a sample:
So inconsiderate of them!
Drez: They should've put a bumper sticker on it or something. Increases horsepower.
Did you hear this one, Drez? A recent scientific study shows that if you tilt your head back and pretend that you're shaking a salt shaker into your mouth, you'll actually taste salt at the back of your throat.
Drez: Really? Let me try it.
*Drez does the motions*
Drez: It's not working, I don't taste any salt.
No, keep going. You're almost there. So close.
Over in phalla, Dunadan said something ridiculous... oh wait, this isn't news.
We have a lot of great guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Let's bring out our first guest, starring in Sin City and Seven Pounds, the lovely and talented actress,
[size=+2]ROSARIO DAWSON![/size]
Rosario: A pleasure to be here, B:L!
So you're starring in the upcoming movie, The Lightning Thief. How is that?
Rosario: Oh, it's wonderful. Bring the whole family, it's a family affair.
That's great, that's great. I noticed you haven't done a vampire role yet.
Rosario: Uhh... no, I haven't.
You know, I think you'd be a great fit as Kahlua in-
Rosario: Wait, KAHLUA? What the F***. Is that because I'm not all Black ? You know what, that is f***ing racist so f*** you and f*** your show. I'm outta here.
Drez: Wow, you sure screwed that one.
Happens every time I bring it up.
Let's bring out our next guest. She's a very talented writer and a leading author in vampire fiction, let's give a big hand for
[size=+2]L. ROSARIO![/size]
Rosario: Hi, B:L.
It's an honor to finally meet you. I love your work. Tell the audience a little bit about "Exiled".
Rosario: Thank you. It's a hot little treat for anyone who wants to sink their teeth into vampire erotic romance.
Rawr. So, you've wanted to be a writer since forever.
Rosario: Yes, but I never imagined I'd end up writing erotic stories! I started writing one just to see if I could, and thankfully it was successful and it just blossomed from there.
That's great. So have you ever considered getting into manga? There's a vampire one called-
Rosario: Wait, isn't manga those cartoon drawings with tentacles and rape? That's... a bit too creepy, even for me. I've... I have to leave. Sorry.
Drez: You scared off the chicks this time.
Well, if it's not for everyone, it's not for everyone.
We've got one more guest for tonight, folks.
Drez: Tell me that it's not another chick you're going to scare off.
Hahah, no. It's someone who's manlier than you. Although that's not saying much. Please welcome... Carolina Panthers Tight End, Number 88,
[size=+2]DANTE ROSARIO![/size]
Rosario: Hey hey! How's it going, B:L? So the B:L thing...is that like T:O or more like L:T?
Well, it's more like B:L:T.
Rosario: Hahah, it's all good, man.
So do you like vampires?
Rosario: Fuck yeah! 30 Days of Night, The Lost Boys, I Am Legend... hell even Interview with a Vampire, Twilight, and Rosario+Vampire!
Really!?
Rosario: Whatev it takes to get fans. I'm a damn tight end, we don't get no respect. They don't even put out a generic jersey for me in the NFL shop, you'd have to special order one to get my name on it!
That sucks. I'll put in an order just for you, dude.
Rosario: Thanks, that $200 will help put my kids through college.
It's $200 for a jersey!?
Rosario: Hey. I KNOW you paid $370 for that blu-ray, don't be trippin'.
You're right. I could always wear it to PAX.
Rosario: Hell yeah, spread the name and spread the love.
Just like bukkake.
Rosario: Just like bukkake...wait, what the hell is that?
Drez: Don't ask.
Dante Rosario, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for being here.
Now we have a very special segment that we've prepared just for you folks. I call it...
[size=+2]The Baka:Litmus Test[/size]
Where we grab, at random, two contestants from the audience. And see who's the bigger idiot.
Are you with me here, guys?
Tonight's contestants have been randomly pre-selected. They are...
ROBOS A GO GO!
versus
DUNADAN!
Welcome to the show, fellas. Ah, but wait, there's a surprise third challenger we're throwing in to spice things up! This ain't your regular Baka:Litmus test, it's gonna feel like new!
Drez: This is the first time we're having this event. Everything is new!
Please welcome... THE ALWAYS EVIL...
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Kime: Mwuahahahah that's right I'm always evil and there's nothing you can do about it!
Tonight's special challenge is...
PHALLA!
Your goal is to vote out the single evil person in the group, without them killing your seer-
Robos: Dunadan is our seer.
Wait...what the hell, Robos?
Dunadan: I seered Robos and he's clean but he's acting evil so he must be evil. I'll vote him.
Guys, stop...
Robos: Dunadumb is voting me so he must be an evil seer. I'm voting him.
You have got to be...
*Robos and Dunadan fall through the trap door, both losing to a tied vote*
Kime: I win again!
*pulls out a revolver and shoots kime*
Now, at the end of the show, I'd like to introduce a new feature that we have installed.
[size=+2]
The Rosario+Vampire Lever[/size]
We pull it, and we get random Rosario. It could be a picture, a movie, fanart or even cosplay. Who knows? It's a surprise!
Now let's give it a pull and see what we've got.
Votes Closed! Narration incoming! That's All, Folks!
Links to our proboards have been sent. For a limited time only admin approval is not required, since only those who meet our stringent requirements of claiming to be in COCK have been given the address!
Welcome viewers, to another edition of Phallatainment Tonight!
The new season is upon us and we have to say, the lineup is mighty impressive this year. Such a wide variety of formats being pitched, but as we all know there's only so many timeslots.
First up, let's take a look at the hottest new shows as voted by you, the viewer!
Gentlemen, this is a special broadcast of the AF Show. I'm AdventFalls, here to deliver an important message. It's so important that I'm not wearing the helmet.
It occurs to me that some of you are unaware as to why I grudge Robos so damn hard. Well, there's a reason.
He can derail your games. Don't believe me? Well, let's look back at the game that I grudge him for.
The Mega Man Mini, created by Toxic Toys. Through some dark ritual or deal with the devil, Robos had become the head of the network. He knew his number was coming up soon, so what did he do?
He appointed me network head. BEFORE vote close.
Needless to say, we both died that night. And it was a sheer miracle that the village even won that game- it went all the way to the last day.
So I implore you. Do the smart thing. Give Robos your red votes.
Thank you, and good hunting.
Conquering the World with Hatshetsup - enlightenedbum
Welcome back, no! Rainbows are optical phenomenons that lack the ability to do such. That is unless you mean the song Rainbow, in which case the answer is still no.
Hi, Kilnaga here, today I've come to tell you about Phalla Commercial Industries' hottest product!
Let me warn you folks, you are in for one hell of a treat this evening!
Clorox Bleach Pens.
That's Right: CLOROX BLEACH PENS!
That last one must be explained by poll viewers falling asleep in front of their TVs, surely!
Coming up after the break, find out which shows did not make the cut. A particularly dicey situation surrounds the parting of a promising new host, don't miss it!
The Released
Burnage, WANG host "Snapping" Dunadan019, ODAM host, Turtle Club KingMole, WANG host Qualmi-chan, FALA host Rawkking Goodguy, COCK host Tiphareth, ODAM host
Hello folks, we here at Feed'em to the Sharks want to apologize for running a rerun last night, as our studio was hit with severe technical difficulties when a drunk driver hit an electrical pole outside out offices.
rest assured tonight you'll be brought a spectacular new episode chock full of laughs, trills and spills.
All that and more on a special make up episode of Feed'em to the Sharks.
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edited February 2010
Oh my Pigion if I was awake when you posted that then you would have gotten some support
Willing to swap greens with someone. Please PM me if you wish to.
Stop being such tools and vote based on actual quality I swear to god
Edit - In other news, due to the unfortunate circumstances of last night, tonight's episode will be a retrospective memorial to two people that sadly left our screens last night, somewhat unjustly.
That's right; join me at 6pm GMT when we'll be giving Burnage and Rawkking Goodguy a fond farewell, here, exclusively on Friday Night with Daius von Boss.
Adventfalls rubs me the wrong way a little bit. He was pushing really hard for that Robos bandwagon, and then people were green voting him for no good reason. It seems especially more suspicious since dunadan turned out to be mafia.
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This is your last warning in case you didn't notice that you have private actions to make.
Rush hour traffic!!
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I don't know who you are, but I hope you don't die!
And Heeeeeeere's Your Host... B:L!
*applause as B:L enters*
Hi, everybody! Welcome to the show!
*continued applause*
Thank you, thank you. We really gotta get the show moving, folks!
*still continued applause*
Hahah [size=+2]SHUT THE FUCK UP OR KIRBO WILL EAT U[/size]
*shutting the fuck up*
Thank you. We have a great show tonight, everyone. An amazing show, better than any show we've done before!
Drez: But tonight is our premiere show.
That's why it'll be our best show! Wait, who the hell hired you to be the sidekick anyways? I specifically asked for Andy Dick.
Drez: Oh. They must've thought you asked for ANY dick.
Well, at least they got the dickest one of all. Whatever works.
So hey, let's start off tonight's show with some news, shall we?
Over in D&D chat, Pony had an argument with our Drez here about talking in a movie theatre. Yeah... yeah. Pony believes that he can talk however much he wants in a theatre, and if others don't like it, they can leave.
Yep. He then added that they should leave quietly, so they don't disrupt the movie for him.
Several ricers got infracted by Cardboard Tube in the Car thread. Did you hear about this one?
Yeah, they were posting unmarked spoilers. Here's a sample:
So inconsiderate of them!
Drez: They should've put a bumper sticker on it or something. Increases horsepower.
Did you hear this one, Drez? A recent scientific study shows that if you tilt your head back and pretend that you're shaking a salt shaker into your mouth, you'll actually taste salt at the back of your throat.
Drez: Really? Let me try it.
*Drez does the motions*
Drez: It's not working, I don't taste any salt.
No, keep going. You're almost there. So close.
Over in phalla, Dunadan said something ridiculous... oh wait, this isn't news.
We have a lot of great guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Let's bring out our first guest, starring in Sin City and Seven Pounds, the lovely and talented actress,
[size=+2]ROSARIO DAWSON![/size]
Rosario: A pleasure to be here, B:L!
So you're starring in the upcoming movie, The Lightning Thief. How is that?
Rosario: Oh, it's wonderful. Bring the whole family, it's a family affair.
That's great, that's great. I noticed you haven't done a vampire role yet.
Rosario: Uhh... no, I haven't.
You know, I think you'd be a great fit as Kahlua in-
Rosario: Wait, KAHLUA? What the F***. Is that because I'm not all Black ? You know what, that is f***ing racist so f*** you and f*** your show. I'm outta here.
Drez: Wow, you sure screwed that one.
Happens every time I bring it up.
Let's bring out our next guest. She's a very talented writer and a leading author in vampire fiction, let's give a big hand for
[size=+2]L. ROSARIO![/size]
Rosario: Hi, B:L.
It's an honor to finally meet you. I love your work. Tell the audience a little bit about "Exiled".
Rosario: Thank you. It's a hot little treat for anyone who wants to sink their teeth into vampire erotic romance.
Rawr. So, you've wanted to be a writer since forever.
Rosario: Yes, but I never imagined I'd end up writing erotic stories! I started writing one just to see if I could, and thankfully it was successful and it just blossomed from there.
That's great. So have you ever considered getting into manga? There's a vampire one called-
Rosario: Wait, isn't manga those cartoon drawings with tentacles and rape? That's... a bit too creepy, even for me. I've... I have to leave. Sorry.
Drez: You scared off the chicks this time.
Well, if it's not for everyone, it's not for everyone.
We've got one more guest for tonight, folks.
Drez: Tell me that it's not another chick you're going to scare off.
Hahah, no. It's someone who's manlier than you. Although that's not saying much. Please welcome... Carolina Panthers Tight End, Number 88,
[size=+2]DANTE ROSARIO![/size]
Rosario: Hey hey! How's it going, B:L? So the B:L thing...is that like T:O or more like L:T?
Well, it's more like B:L:T.
Rosario: Hahah, it's all good, man.
So do you like vampires?
Rosario: Fuck yeah! 30 Days of Night, The Lost Boys, I Am Legend... hell even Interview with a Vampire, Twilight, and Rosario+Vampire!
Really!?
Rosario: Whatev it takes to get fans. I'm a damn tight end, we don't get no respect. They don't even put out a generic jersey for me in the NFL shop, you'd have to special order one to get my name on it!
That sucks. I'll put in an order just for you, dude.
Rosario: Thanks, that $200 will help put my kids through college.
It's $200 for a jersey!?
Rosario: Hey. I KNOW you paid $370 for that blu-ray, don't be trippin'.
You're right. I could always wear it to PAX.
Rosario: Hell yeah, spread the name and spread the love.
Just like bukkake.
Rosario: Just like bukkake...wait, what the hell is that?
Drez: Don't ask.
Dante Rosario, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for being here.
Now we have a very special segment that we've prepared just for you folks. I call it...
Where we grab, at random, two contestants from the audience. And see who's the bigger idiot.
Are you with me here, guys?
Tonight's contestants have been randomly pre-selected. They are...
ROBOS A GO GO!
versus
DUNADAN!
Welcome to the show, fellas. Ah, but wait, there's a surprise third challenger we're throwing in to spice things up! This ain't your regular Baka:Litmus test, it's gonna feel like new!
Drez: This is the first time we're having this event. Everything is new!
Please welcome... THE ALWAYS EVIL...
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Kime: Mwuahahahah that's right I'm always evil and there's nothing you can do about it!
Tonight's special challenge is...
PHALLA!
Your goal is to vote out the single evil person in the group, without them killing your seer-
Robos: Dunadan is our seer.
Wait...what the hell, Robos?
Dunadan: I seered Robos and he's clean but he's acting evil so he must be evil. I'll vote him.
Guys, stop...
Robos: Dunadumb is voting me so he must be an evil seer. I'm voting him.
You have got to be...
*Robos and Dunadan fall through the trap door, both losing to a tied vote*
Kime: I win again!
*pulls out a revolver and shoots kime*
Now, at the end of the show, I'd like to introduce a new feature that we have installed.
[size=+2]
We pull it, and we get random Rosario. It could be a picture, a movie, fanart or even cosplay. Who knows? It's a surprise!
Now let's give it a pull and see what we've got.
As B:L so eloquently put it, the vote has closed, day is over.
Narration and results when they're ready.
I know it's passed vote close and doesn't count. But you know what. He deserves every pigment of it.
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He's not playing, so it really doesn't count.
Sorry, Delmain
Ringo.
Don't do this to me.
I gave up the grudge I had on you.
You're gonna make me ruin phalla for you, aren't you?
Hm. Still deserves it
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Also
(Also I don't think we've been in a phalla together since you grudged me... you shouldn't give up so easily!
I believe in you, Delmain!)
Welcome viewers, to another edition of Phallatainment Tonight!
The new season is upon us and we have to say, the lineup is mighty impressive this year. Such a wide variety of formats being pitched, but as we all know there's only so many timeslots.
First up, let's take a look at the hottest new shows as voted by you, the viewer!
The AF Show - AdventFalls
Conquering the World with Hatshetsup - enlightenedbum
Rainbow Special - Notch
Phalla Commercial Industries Informercial - Kilnaga
That last one must be explained by poll viewers falling asleep in front of their TVs, surely!
Coming up after the break, find out which shows did not make the cut. A particularly dicey situation surrounds the parting of a promising new host, don't miss it!
The Released
Burnage, WANG host
"Snapping" Dunadan019, ODAM host, Turtle Club
KingMole, WANG host
Qualmi-chan, FALA host
Rawkking Goodguy, COCK host
Tiphareth, ODAM host
Week 2 will end Friday, February 19 at 10pm PST.
Though that sea of green is worrisome.
Currently DMing: None
Characters
[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
rest assured tonight you'll be brought a spectacular new episode chock full of laughs, trills and spills.
All that and more on a special make up episode of Feed'em to the Sharks.
Now you can not stop drawing those puppets
We are already addicted
and VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!
ooOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOOooo
This isn't over yet!
OooooOOoOOOOooOOOoOO
⑨: I'm not sure why you would be up at this hour, but who cares!
⑨: Let's see how a colleague of mine is doing! That lovable cake maniac!
⑨: Well. It looks as if he's doing perfectly fine! Isn't that nice.
⑨: That cannot be said of some of the other hosts though. Farewell to those of you who have left us!
⑨: This is the Strongest Host, signing off!
Stop being such tools and vote based on actual quality I swear to god
Edit - In other news, due to the unfortunate circumstances of last night, tonight's episode will be a retrospective memorial to two people that sadly left our screens last night, somewhat unjustly.
That's right; join me at 6pm GMT when we'll be giving Burnage and Rawkking Goodguy a fond farewell, here, exclusively on Friday Night with Daius von Boss.
To quote the great Homer Simpson, "In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic."
I vote enlightenedbum and Kilnaga.
how is it wierd to play phalla in a GMT time zone
I'd guess because it's hard to do last minute shenanigans. :P
Also, unless I change opinion by the next time I post, or decide to vote strategically: !pigeonking is made of Awesome.