joker got the taste of being a hero, and now he can't go back
next thing you know he'll be sleeping with tali
Man, I think my FemShep should be able to romance Joker.
1) Start a thread on the official boards. Entitle it, Joker LOVE!!
2) Express your opinion.
3) Watch as your thread bloats to hundreds of pages and tens of thousands of posts.
4) "It's what the fans want!" - Enjoy your Mass Effect 3 Joker romance!
5) Kill yourself.
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I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.
My Renegade Shep run-through, this "Kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.
It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.
Edit: Also, I totally admit to seeing a vagina on the EDI-sphere. I can only assume this means I am a damaged pervert but it is good to understand that about myself now.
I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.
My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.
It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.
Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.
Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
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Yeah, honestly, it's a vertical mouth-ish thing, but I can see how it could be vaginal. Personally didn't think it, but now I can't un-think it.
EDIT: visiblehowl, I think Joker's ability to engage in sexual activity is limited.
SEX ISN'T EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
Besides, it would be totally worth it to hear Joker make self-deprecating smartass remarks about how he's not so good in the bumping uglies department.
I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.
My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.
It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.
Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.
Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.
Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.
Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
Man I swear, my friendly but professional interaction with Morrigan was pretty great. We griped about these goddamn humans and their silly conventions of morality and caring and robbed people who annoyed us, then talked about the funniest ways she killed people in the forest.
You just have to be nice, but turn them down. Similarly, the Tali "Haha, no but really. You're 18 and a different species" option is pretty acceptable.
Also, why would you say something looks like a vagina "because it looks like shit", Proven Mortal? That's insane.
I just think anything vaguely <> shaped looks like something to stick my dick into. I have trouble with electrical sockets.
Also, I totally admit to seeing a vagina on the EDI-sphere. I can only assume this means I am a damaged pervert but it is good to understand that about myself now.
Better prepare yourself to be called a sick pervert and be called out on seeing them everywhere !
I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.
My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.
It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.
Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.
Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.
That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.
Oh, I wasn't talking about initiating a romance. So much as being able to talk to the character without them eventually wanting to do you.
Also, I totally admit to seeing a vagina on the EDI-sphere. I can only assume this means I am a damaged pervert but it is good to understand that about myself now.
Better prepare yourself to be called a sick pervert and be called out on seeing them everywhere !
Man, do you deny seeing vaginal openings in every nearby object? Do you deny burning your dick in the toaster? Let's not be children, we've all done that once or twice.
I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.
My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.
It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.
Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.
Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.
That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.
Oh, I wasn't talking about initiating a romance. So much as being able to talk to the character without them eventually wanting to do you.
I don't know about the options for male characters, but Jacob, Garrus, and Thane never bring up wanting to do you in any capacity unless you heavily imply you'd like to do them first.
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I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.
My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.
It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.
Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.
Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.
That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.
Oh, I wasn't talking about initiating a romance. So much as being able to talk to the character without them eventually wanting to do you.
I don't know about the options for male characters, but Jacob, Garrus, and Thane never bring up wanting to do you in any capacity unless you heavily imply you'd like to do them first.
Probably. But pretty much every female option will try to jump you if you finish their loyalty quest and aren't a jackass.
You can still friend zone them...but makes you look like a jerk.
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edited March 2010
Guys.
The vagina thing is true when EDI talks.
People aren't saying that vaginas = spheres.
But when it talks, the lit up slit thing resembles female-genitalia.
In the same way that a tree is phallic.
I just thought EDI looked like that talking eyeball-y thing that comes out of the wall in Jabba's palace in Episode 6 until you fuckers said it was a vagina.
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Because it looks like utter shit ? I would have taken an ordinary glowing ball design over that anyday.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/beverlynoelle/talking-space-vag-mass-effect-2-thus-far-161889.phtml
This was the site that suggested it to Me, take it up with her if you feel like it.
EDIT: visiblehowl, I think Joker's ability to engage in sexual activity is limited.
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
My friend just started playing the game, and he had the same impression, to my mystification.
I guess one man's sphere is another man's vagina.
(Vaginas are like spheres, right?)
2) Express your opinion.
3) Watch as your thread bloats to hundreds of pages and tens of thousands of posts.
4) "It's what the fans want!" - Enjoy your Mass Effect 3 Joker romance!
5) Kill yourself.
The Division, Warframe (XB1)
GT: Tanith 6227
My Renegade Shep run-through, this "Kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.
It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.
Edit: Also, I totally admit to seeing a vagina on the EDI-sphere. I can only assume this means I am a damaged pervert but it is good to understand that about myself now.
Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.
Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
Besides, it would be totally worth it to hear Joker make self-deprecating smartass remarks about how he's not so good in the bumping uglies department.
edi is just like KITT
KITT is not a vagina
No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.
That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.
You just have to be nice, but turn them down. Similarly, the Tali "Haha, no but really. You're 18 and a different species" option is pretty acceptable.
Also, why would you say something looks like a vagina "because it looks like shit", Proven Mortal? That's insane.
I just think anything vaguely <> shaped looks like something to stick my dick into. I have trouble with electrical sockets.
Better prepare yourself to be called a sick pervert and be called out on seeing them everywhere !
I have no idea how EDI is just like KITT in any way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3QSp26wh8M
Oh, I wasn't talking about initiating a romance. So much as being able to talk to the character without them eventually wanting to do you.
Man, do you deny seeing vaginal openings in every nearby object? Do you deny burning your dick in the toaster? Let's not be children, we've all done that once or twice.
I don't know about the options for male characters, but Jacob, Garrus, and Thane never bring up wanting to do you in any capacity unless you heavily imply you'd like to do them first.
Probably. But pretty much every female option will try to jump you if you finish their loyalty quest and aren't a jackass.
You can still friend zone them...but makes you look like a jerk.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=13823928
The vagina thing is true when EDI talks.
People aren't saying that vaginas = spheres.
But when it talks, the lit up slit thing resembles female-genitalia.
In the same way that a tree is phallic.
I just thought EDI looked like that talking eyeball-y thing that comes out of the wall in Jabba's palace in Episode 6 until you fuckers said it was a vagina.
I hate you all.
Thank you. She's vertical space KITT.
I've seen phallic looking trees.