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This takes me back... [Mass Effect]

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  • Proven MortalProven Mortal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goomba wrote: »
    No seriously how the fuck do you get a vagina out of that? What the fuck?

    Because it looks like utter shit ? I would have taken an ordinary glowing ball design over that anyday.

    http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/beverlynoelle/talking-space-vag-mass-effect-2-thus-far-161889.phtml

    This was the site that suggested it to Me, take it up with her if you feel like it.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    joker got the taste of being a hero, and now he can't go back

    next thing you know he'll be sleeping with tali
    Man, I think my FemShep should be able to romance Joker.

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  • KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah, honestly, it's a vertical mouth-ish thing, but I can see how it could be vaginal. Personally didn't think it, but now I can't un-think it.


    EDIT: visiblehowl, I think Joker's ability to engage in sexual activity is limited.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you should look at more vaginas

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goomba wrote: »
    No seriously how the fuck do you get a vagina out of that? What the fuck?

    My friend just started playing the game, and he had the same impression, to my mystification.

    I guess one man's sphere is another man's vagina.

    (Vaginas are like spheres, right?)

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    joker got the taste of being a hero, and now he can't go back

    next thing you know he'll be sleeping with tali
    Man, I think my FemShep should be able to romance Joker.
    1) Start a thread on the official boards. Entitle it, Joker LOVE!!
    2) Express your opinion.
    3) Watch as your thread bloats to hundreds of pages and tens of thousands of posts.
    4) "It's what the fans want!" - Enjoy your Mass Effect 3 Joker romance!
    5) Kill yourself.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Pie charts are so hot.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.

    My Renegade Shep run-through, this "Kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.

    It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.


    Edit: Also, I totally admit to seeing a vagina on the EDI-sphere. I can only assume this means I am a damaged pervert but it is good to understand that about myself now.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.

    My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.

    It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.

    Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.

    Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Yeah, honestly, it's a vertical mouth-ish thing, but I can see how it could be vaginal. Personally didn't think it, but now I can't un-think it.


    EDIT: visiblehowl, I think Joker's ability to engage in sexual activity is limited.
    SEX ISN'T EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

    Besides, it would be totally worth it to hear Joker make self-deprecating smartass remarks about how he's not so good in the bumping uglies department.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    the fuck is wrong with you all

    edi is just like KITT

    KITT is not a vagina

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.

    My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.

    It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.

    Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.

    Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.

    No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.

    That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.

    Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.
    Man I swear, my friendly but professional interaction with Morrigan was pretty great. We griped about these goddamn humans and their silly conventions of morality and caring and robbed people who annoyed us, then talked about the funniest ways she killed people in the forest.

    You just have to be nice, but turn them down. Similarly, the Tali "Haha, no but really. You're 18 and a different species" option is pretty acceptable.


    Also, why would you say something looks like a vagina "because it looks like shit", Proven Mortal? That's insane.


    I just think anything vaguely <> shaped looks like something to stick my dick into. I have trouble with electrical sockets.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What is wrong with people who keep seeing a vagina in EDI's hologram

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  • Proven MortalProven Mortal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Also, I totally admit to seeing a vagina on the EDI-sphere. I can only assume this means I am a damaged pervert but it is good to understand that about myself now.

    Better prepare yourself to be called a sick pervert and be called out on seeing them everywhere !
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the fuck is wrong with you all

    edi is just like KITT

    KITT is not a vagina

    I have no idea how EDI is just like KITT in any way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3QSp26wh8M

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pancake wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.

    My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.

    It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.

    Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.

    Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.

    No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.

    That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.

    Oh, I wasn't talking about initiating a romance. So much as being able to talk to the character without them eventually wanting to do you.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Also, I totally admit to seeing a vagina on the EDI-sphere. I can only assume this means I am a damaged pervert but it is good to understand that about myself now.

    Better prepare yourself to be called a sick pervert and be called out on seeing them everywhere !

    Man, do you deny seeing vaginal openings in every nearby object? Do you deny burning your dick in the toaster? Let's not be children, we've all done that once or twice.

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Pancake wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.

    My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.

    It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.

    Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.

    Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.

    No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.

    That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.

    Oh, I wasn't talking about initiating a romance. So much as being able to talk to the character without them eventually wanting to do you.

    I don't know about the options for male characters, but Jacob, Garrus, and Thane never bring up wanting to do you in any capacity unless you heavily imply you'd like to do them first.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pancake wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Pancake wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I am amused at how many people get pissy about the romance-y things because they actively pursue them.

    My Renegade Shep run-through, this "kelly" lady was Yeoman Chambers. She gave me updates about my mail. I spoke to her briefly, and told her if she tried to head-shrink me, I'd have her removed from my ship.

    It's similar to Dragon Age. If you don't like the Bioware romance things cluttering your game, just remain professional.

    Naw. You pretty much have to fuck 'em or be a jackass to them.

    Would be nice if there was some middle ground...like you know, how there usually is. Not to mention, even if you don't pursue her...Kelly sounds like she's down to get down.

    No, you pretty much have to not pick the one very, very obvious overtly flirty or presumptuous dialogue option after the loyalty quest.

    That's all it takes to not initiate the romance.

    Oh, I wasn't talking about initiating a romance. So much as being able to talk to the character without them eventually wanting to do you.

    I don't know about the options for male characters, but Jacob, Garrus, and Thane never bring up wanting to do you in any capacity unless you heavily imply you'd like to do them first.

    Probably. But pretty much every female option will try to jump you if you finish their loyalty quest and aren't a jackass.

    You can still friend zone them...but makes you look like a jerk.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Here's the new thread. If you wanted it too bad. I waited.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=13823928

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Guys.

    The vagina thing is true when EDI talks.

    People aren't saying that vaginas = spheres.

    But when it talks, the lit up slit thing resembles female-genitalia.

    In the same way that a tree is phallic.

    I just thought EDI looked like that talking eyeball-y thing that comes out of the wall in Jabba's palace in Episode 6 until you fuckers said it was a vagina.

    I hate you all.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you think trees are phallic?

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  • LionLion Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the fuck is wrong with you all

    edi is just like KITT

    KITT is not a vagina

    Thank you. She's vertical space KITT.

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    you think trees are phallic?

    I've seen phallic looking trees.

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