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[mini] Starship Troopers - Planet P - Day 6 - GAME OVER. MAFIA WINS

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    Kime, that sounds reasonable.

    A little TOO reasonable.
    I'm tired. So tired.

    You'll have to forgive me if i mess up and let my evil tendencies show. Just pretend I didn't or whatnot.

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm finding I hard to not do whatever delphinidaes tells me to, so my vote goes to !arasaki. We get you sir!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hey guys i've been in miami all night and day trying to get my brother not-deported

    there was a reason i extended the day :P

    Raneados on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yayyyy, brother not deported!

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    hey guys i've been in miami all night and day trying to get my brother not-deported

    there was a reason i extended the day :P
    Raneados wrote: »
    Service Guarantees Citizenship!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i know!

    weird!

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  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hey duders

    What's up with this Arasaki business? I mean, besides the fact that he is a useless wretch.

    I think I will go with a King Mole for doubting B:L. Also explosives-un-knowledgeable.

    Also, I'm allergic to bandwagons unless they have a solid foundation.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !King Mole for his LIES.

    HE'S A BUG.

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well hot damn if everyone isn't suddenly getting all uppity. You better be right B:L because when we gut King Mole if his insides aren't a sickly gooey yellow I think you'd better start praying to whatever God put you on this rock.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    He slipped up and sent me his orders to OPEN the North gates.

    Let's get King Mole voted out folks,

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    THAT'S AN ORDER!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010

    KING MOLE!!!!!!!!!!


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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So update:

    Close South base gate: Accounted for, no one else USE it.

    Close East base gate: Accounted for, no one else USE it.

    Close North base gate: unaccounted, KING MOLE OPENED IT IF HE WASN'T VOTED OUT

    Man South-Western D10 turret and use: COVERED

    Man South-Middle J11 turret and use: COVERED, still needs more people

    Man North-Western D5 turret: unaccounted, gather near it in progress to prevent flyer kills

    Man North-Middle K5 turret: unaccounted, gather near it in progress to prevent flyer kills

    Kill Tanker: unaccounted, only one grenade made it through

    Vote out King Mole: MISSION FAILED

    Vote: Closed.

    Kime: Vig'd.

    Network head: Me but you guys suck.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    1) votecount plox

    2) my internet is currently shitting dicknipples. Narration whenever i can get it up

    Raneados on
  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    1) Arasaki 4, King Mole 4, Gumpy 1, Lemming 1 Burnage 1

    2) B:L should ask me to do things more than one fucking minute before vote close, and maybe I could help him out.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    1) votecount plox

    2) my internet is currently shitting dicknipples. Narration whenever i can get it up

    1) [size=+1]King Mole - 4[/size]
    lemming 2
    arasaki 4
    gumpy 1
    burnage 1


    2) It's not just your internet. The forum is slow and it database error'd near vote close. :?

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    2) B:L should ask me to do things more than one fucking minute before vote close, and maybe I could help him out.

    It was well before that, you were already looking at the topic, and you're on top of the suspicion list right next to King Bug.

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    2) B:L should ask me to do things more than one fucking minute before vote close, and maybe I could help him out.

    It was well before that, you were already looking at the topic, and you're on top of the suspicion list right next to King Bug.
    Today, 09:59 PM

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Today, 05:40 AM

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    Today, 05:40 AM
    B:L wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    1) votecount plox

    2) my internet is currently shitting dicknipples. Narration whenever i can get it up

    2) It's not just your internet. The forum is slow and it database error'd near vote close. :?





    Also, where the hell do you live?

    EDIT: worked that out for myself.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well there's only one thing to say about the Tanker being alive and King Mole possibly not winning the vote.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TRAnly5viA

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Day 4 - The Tanker is a jerk


    Ah the smell of bug guts in the morning.




    The metal flew as the troopers slowly made progress in exterminating the bug menace. They fought bravely, and for most, successfully.

    The Giga Drill Breakers have been nominated for medals. Whether they will be award posthumously remains to be seen.

    A severe lack of firepower, however, enabled a Tanker Bug to wreak havoc on a turret and everyone on it. The turret operators and the troops attacking nearby managed to decimate a bug advance before they met their grisly fate. Rosario+Troopers hefted a grenade that would have at least injured the big fella, but they were cut down before they had a chance to let loose.

    The turret is still operational, thank goodness, those things cost a mint.


    The Totally Not Evil Soldiers Who Aren't Going To Shoot You In The Back At All, Seriously Squad took a huge hit from a flier attack on their position. Fortunately they were wearing armor at the time and suffered no losses this turn.

    The Warrior Bugs began a focus on one side of the outpost. Whatever is driving them seems to want to test weak points


    The bugs have entered the base

    A new hole has opened up on the north side of the base!

    Sabotage! A traitorous Infected Squad has blown open a gate!


    Two Fliers are ready to attack
    Three fliers are staging

    The Rescue ship arrives TOMORROW

    The Tanker remains undamaged


    Top 5 Kill Board:

    1. The Giga Drill Breakers 40
    2. Death Squad 35
    3. The Ghosts 16
    4. The Others 14
    5. The Big Name Players 11

    Kills this round: 86
    The amount of kills is sufficient to prevent the mafia’s kill!



    Casualties:
    B:L - Rosario+Troopers – Regular Squad – Hunted down and gutted by the Infected Specialist
    Kime - The Squad of Cake-eating Insects! – Infected Squad – Shot in the faces by Alpha Squad!
    KingMole - Hakanor's Reavers – Infected Squad – Killed by THE BUGS


    Notes
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    PMs out shortly

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oooOOOOoooooOOOooo
    Saw the ninja edit.

    One death cannot keep me down.
    oooOOOoooooOOOoo

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  • KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ooooooooo

    Have fun with that Tanker!

    ooooooooo

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh yeah AFTER i finish my internet stops being slow as HELL

    stupid internet!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    OOOOOooooooOOOOOO

    Muahahahaha, you'll never survive!

    OOOOOoooOOOOOO

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rescue ship arriving... Tomorrow?

    One more day on the walls then we'll start to pull back I think

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Now half my squad is dead. That's great. They did make a nice red smear though.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    [size=+2]I LEAVE IT ALL TO YOU. HoOooOOo-RAH.[/size]

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well well well Lemminghead you've had quite the little run.

    Not only have you proven to be grossly ignorant of basic combat training maneuvers. But every night you seem to be accusing people that won't make a lick of difference at the end.

    You accused that bug lover kime when it didn't matter. You accused me which was a mistake in it's own right. Hell boy you even accused Egos multiple times when he was one of the few brave soldiers that had the stones to make a split second decision which allowed us to find another misguided Bug sympathizer.

    And while your throwaway accusation on King Mole made an hour and 20 minutes before the vote closed did allow us to have the required majority to legally stomp the guts from that disguised arachnid, the fact that it was done before the suspicions were confirmed smells highly suspect to me.

    *sniffles a bit* B:L you're bravery will not go un remembered and when we get off this godforsaken rock I'll drink to that memory.

    All right that's enough of that sappy crap! The rest of you maggots need to get in gear. Our ticket off this bug infested hive is coming and we need to be prepared.

    We've got bugs crawling over the South wall. I need the soldiers down there to get on that PRONTO! I think it's pretty clear that that Tanker is going to continue to cause us trouble so I need a few soldiers to scrounge around the base and get us some God Damned explosive power to take it out.

    We've got soldiers still outside the base as well. The ones to the south need to get inside and help take out the bugs coming over the wall. I show two soldiers to the north near the northern gate. Get that Gate open so the soldiers to the north of the base have some way to get in the base. We've lost enough of our troops to backstabbing and pure incompetence and I'll be damned if we lose any more!

    If there is any sort of network going for the love of god send me the information because I'm sick and tired of fighting out here all by myself. Yes I realize that may sound risky, and I have nothing to prove that I'm not also a bug save for the fact that if it wasn't for B:L, Myself, and Egos, King Mole would still be sitting pretty instead of stomped flat.

    Now...Get out there soldiers and make me proud!

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I remain convinced that Lemminghead is evil. When she turns up evil, I will cackle maniacally, but it will be the maniacal laughter of a job well done (and a bug well squished).

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hmm the thing is with lemming is that kime placed in her first place at least for a short period on Day 3. Which may not be much, since BL had so much sway...

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I still need whoever is in E4 to pm me please.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Egos wrote: »
    hmm the thing is with lemming is that kime placed in her first place at least for a short period on Day 3. Which may not be much, since BL had so much sway...

    Just once I want to be the guy that says "Yes, I called it- see?!" without the aid of a seer. And not post-humously after the village is crushed.

    I really don't think that clears Lemming, given kime is well...kime. And voting for a fellow mafia once they're clearly in first place is a pretty standard tactic.

    Given 10 players and loads of bugs anyway, we're looking at one, maybe two mafia left at the moment. Arasaki is probably just a waste of space, and Lemming's posting just strikes me as suspicious. I can't say anyone else really sets off any bells for me at the moment.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Lemminghead is a vote I am not going to disagree with

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I gotta say I do not know about this vote.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Delphinidaes, because the combination of gimmick posting and apparently being able to easily start a bandwagon makes me suspect that you're not one of us.

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I gotta say I do not know about this vote.

    Neither do I, but it's a direction at least. !lemminghead unless one of the bugs fucks up again tonight.

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    Delphinidaes, because the combination of gimmick posting and apparently being able to easily start a bandwagon makes me suspect that you're not one of us.

    Yeah and you know that whole actually being able to kill off a mafia last night thing? Yeah that would make a whole lick of sense.

    I could have just as easily not switched my vote and King Mole would have been fine. The fact that we actually DID switch our votes and managed to kill a mafia should hardly make us suspicious.

    If anything the people that are blindly following me are the ones that we should be looking at and are the ones making me doubt my vote on Lemminghead.

    As it stands I'm in no network, and I have very little contact with anyone, so all I have to go on is what I can try to figure out on my own. Additionally there has been pretty much nothing but bandwagon voting which makes it pretty darned difficult to figure out any sort of voting pattern.

    That coupled with the fact that I don't trust any of you doesn't help either :winky:

    But I'm going with what I've got, and right now i'm looking at Aegis, Gumpy and Burnage as being most suspicious.

    Aegis for being fairly quiet (anyone remember that he was still playing?)
    Gumpy and Burnage because well you two voted for eachother last night effectively wasting your vote.
    and now i'm even more suspicious of burnage for trying to vote me out. Which to the rest of you may not look all that strange but consider from my perspective. I know i'm not a bug. I wake up in the morning and have two legs, two arms and a stiff back. So considering that the one thing i'm sure of is that i'm human, that makes Burnage look very suspicious to me.

    I have other suspicions (mainly all of you) but I've been spending most of my time keeping the bugs off our back, and if there IS an active network they don't seem to trust me enough to let me in. So i'll keep killing bugs and trying to figure things out, but honestly unless it's got 6 legs and is trying to eat me I'm probably not the best person to be leading the witch hunt.

    I may end up switching my vote though in the next few hours because it even scares me how all of you are just jumping on the first red vote after the narration.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Christ, Delph. One vote against you and you write a defense so long that it covers my entire monitor? Maybe you're not a bug, I don't know - but getting that sort of reaction makes me even more suspicious of you.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Actually... now that I think about it, I'd rather vote Aegis. Too many inactives is making this difficult.

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