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edited March 2010
I once chanced to visit a place
That Kakos was well-known to grace
He promised me fun
And then with his tongue
He slobbered all over my face
I said to my friend "If this creep'll
Move away, I can dislodge this steeple
That is poking my side"
Kakos grinned "Please abide
That is merely my Cock of the People"
Intrigued, I elected to stay
As his hands wandered every which way
We went to his place
Where he came on my face
While dictating a Marxist essay.
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose period was quite stable
So on the full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
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edited March 2010
There once was a poster called Moriarty
Whose poor diet left him Quite Farty
In Alaska he sat
Growing ever more fat
He will never be the life of the party
There once was a child called Nerdgasmic
He's 14 so I can't say "orgasmic"
Oops I just did
even though he's a kid
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, please take a seat.
I love me some English. Precicely because it is layer upon layer of contradiction needless elaboration. Ten sixtay six wrought such artificed splendour by thrusting a romance language deep into the meaty goodness that is the germanic.
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose period was quite stable
So on the full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
Wow.
wow
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose menstruation was really quite stable
So on the full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
I think this version of the second line scans better. Agree/disagree?
augh totp
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I love me some English. Precicely because it is layer upon layer of contradiction needless elaboration. Ten sixtay six wrought such artificed splendour by thrusting a romance language deep into the meaty goodness that is the germanic.
I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, lough and through?
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird,
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead -
For goodness sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).
A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there's dose and rose and lose -
Just look them up - and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart -
Come, come, I've hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Man alive!
I'd mastered it when I was five!
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose period was quite stable
So on the full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
Wow.
wow
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose menstruation was really quite stable
So on the full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
I think this version of the second line scans better. Agree/disagree?
augh totp
also "whose period was always quite stable" works fairly well
there once was a poster named feral
who liked drugs and ladies' apparel
he got high and crossdressed
in podly's best vest
and changed his first name to sheryl
hahahahahahaha wow
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Posts
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Whose entries were always done lewdly
Mods have him in jail
Life without bail
And yet he always rages futily
is it ROOhl or ruLAY?
I will play because I am not at work.
but using the rules for other words, you can write fish as ghoti
In demeanor really quite crabby
His points rarely right
He'd nonetheless fight
And make all around him go stabby
This cool? Y/N
So really, it will be more like Stop
but my skill level is below retarded
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
yeah that's cool
i don't know much about Go either. i think it's safe to say i'm terrible.
my userid on DGS is Travesty, if anyone wants to start a game.
I'm tempted to report this for awesome, even though it's not awesome, but because it's still better than half the shit that gets reported for awesome
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I have no skills and will soon be ranked minus one trillion
Who dropped puns like a mad bombah
There's not much to say
So in mediocrity I will stay
Bama Bama Bama Bama Bama
french is somewhat consistent
english is 100% crazy
Does a word have the same letters as another word?
Yeah it's not pronounced like you'd think.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
It will be worth it just to see more angry posts by joshofalltrades and the other customs agents of the Awesome Posts forum.
This has lately been half of the reason for most of my recent reports.
win
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
That Kakos was well-known to grace
He promised me fun
And then with his tongue
He slobbered all over my face
I said to my friend "If this creep'll
Move away, I can dislodge this steeple
That is poking my side"
Kakos grinned "Please abide
That is merely my Cock of the People"
Intrigued, I elected to stay
As his hands wandered every which way
We went to his place
Where he came on my face
While dictating a Marxist essay.
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose period was quite stable
So on the full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
Whose poor diet left him Quite Farty
In Alaska he sat
Growing ever more fat
He will never be the life of the party
oh wow
that is
wow.
He's 14 so I can't say "orgasmic"
Oops I just did
even though he's a kid
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, please take a seat.
Wow.
wow
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
No words. Should have sent a poet.
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose menstruation was really quite stable
So on the full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
I think this version of the second line scans better. Agree/disagree?
augh totp
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
don't worry, i have an introductory Go book in front of me and I barely understand the basic tactics section, if at all
I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, lough and through?
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird,
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead -
For goodness sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).
A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there's dose and rose and lose -
Just look them up - and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart -
Come, come, I've hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Man alive!
I'd mastered it when I was five!
Always liked this one.
there's tactics?!?!
also "whose period was always quite stable" works fairly well
Ahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha wow
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.