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[Chaos] CitOW Game 9 - Victory for Slaanesh!

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  • EterenalEterenal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Great Unclean One to Brettonia. (3/6 PP)

    Eterenal on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm an idiot again

    LET ME EDIT MY POST PIECE OF SHIT ROGERS CABLE FUCK

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drain Power - 0 - When you play this card, you gain one power point. Each other player with at least one Cultist in this region loses one power point.

    In Estalia (sorry Slaanesh, only place I could play it).

    6/6 PP
    5/8 PP
    4/7 PP

    Aegis on
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    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Right, cause you totally needed power points this turn for....?

    Anyway, I'll go ahead and play

    Insidious Lies - 1 - For each Noble token and each Hero token in this region, add two to your domination value here.

    in the Empire. 3/7 PP.

    tzeentchling on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I didn't want power points. I just didn't want our brother to have any.

    Oh hey, that card guarantees you the win if it wasn't already.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Not entirely guaranteed. I'm 1 point short, though I should be able to help Ruin Estalia if not Dominate it. Though if Nurgle Dominates and Ruins Brettonia, this could still be close. And this all assumes Khorne doesn't double tick.

    tzeentchling on
  • FelixSomethingSomethingFelixSomethingSomething Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll summon 2 bloodletters in Tilea!

    The Blood God's Call in Tilea - 2 - When you play this card, immediately move up to two of your figures to this region from any other region or regions.

    Costs 2 more PP due to Tzeentch's Temporal Stasis

    Bloodletter from Estalia to Tilea
    Bloodletter from Norsca to Tilea

    (1/8 PP)

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    A map update would be nice.

    tzeentchling on
  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 5 Summoning Phase

    CitOW-g8-r5-1.gif

    Khorne (8/8) whips up a Blood Frenzy in Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (6/6) stirs up his Plague Aura in Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) freezes the land of Tilea in a Temporal Stasis.
    Slaanesh (5/7) lets Estalia become a Field of Ecstasy.

    Khorne (6/8) smacks a Bloodletter into Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (3/6) drops the great bulk of a Great Unclean One on Bretonnia, which lands with a loud SQUELCH.
    Tzeentch (6/6) Drain's Power from Khorne (5/8) and Slaanesh (4/7) in Estalia
    Slaanesh (3/7) lets Insidious Lies once again affect the minds of the lords and ladies of the Empire.

    Khorne (1/8) huffs and puffs a mighty Blood God's Call in Tilea, pulling a Bloodletter from Estalia and one from Norsca

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  • EterenalEterenal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Leper from the Border Princes to Brettonia. (2/6 PP)

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    *starts joining the conga line*

    Cultist from Tilea to Bretonnia. 5/6 PP

    Aegis on
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    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    dddddouble post

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    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Covering my bases, and since it's a 0 cost card anyway...

    (M) Abyssal Pact - 0 - Enemy figures contribute nothing to your opponents' domination values here. Played to the Empire. 3/7 PP.

    tzeentchling on
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Might want to clear the Meddling of Skaven from Norsca.
    :P

    tzeentchling on
  • FelixSomethingSomethingFelixSomethingSomething Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tzeentch, where are you going? Come back :(

    Cultist to The Border Princes

    (0/8 PP and done)

    FelixSomethingSomething on
  • EterenalEterenal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Leper from the Border Princes to Brettonia. (1/6 PP)

    Eterenal on
  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 5 Summoning Phase

    CitOW-g8-r5-2.gif?cache=no
    Khorne (8/8) whips up a Blood Frenzy in Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (6/6) stirs up his Plague Aura in Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) freezes the land of Tilea in a Temporal Stasis.
    Slaanesh (5/7) lets Estalia become a Field of Ecstasy.

    Khorne (6/8) smacks a Bloodletter into Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (3/6) drops the great bulk of a Great Unclean One on Bretonnia, which lands with a loud SQUELCH.
    Tzeentch (6/6) Drain's Power from Khorne (5/8) and Slaanesh (4/7) in Estalia
    Slaanesh (3/7) lets Insidious Lies once again affect the minds of the lords and ladies of the Empire.

    Khorne (1/8) huffs and puffs a mighty Blood God's Call in Tilea, pulling a Bloodletter from Estalia and one from Norsca

    Nurgle (2/6) slides a Leper from the Border Princes to Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) joins the mass of immigration to Bretonnia with an Acolyte from Tilea.
    Slaanesh (3/7) signs an Abyssal Pact with the corrupted nobles of the Empire.

    Khorne (0/8) warps a bloodsworn into the ruined land of the Border Princes.
    Nurgle (1/6) drains another Leper from the Border Princes to Bretonnia

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tzeentch is active.

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cultist from Tilea to Bretonnia. 4/6

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Time to join the exodus! Seductress from Border Princes to Estalia. 2/6 PP.

    tzeentchling on
  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Which brings us to Nurgle.

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  • EterenalEterenal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Leper from my pile to Brettonia. (0/6 PP)

    Eterenal on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cultist from Border Princes to Bretonnia. 3/6 PP

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 5 Summoning Phase

    CitOW-g8-r5-3.gif
    Khorne (8/8) whips up a Blood Frenzy in Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (6/6) stirs up his Plague Aura in Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) freezes the land of Tilea in a Temporal Stasis.
    Slaanesh (5/7) lets Estalia become a Field of Ecstasy.

    Khorne (6/8) smacks a Bloodletter into Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (3/6) drops the great bulk of a Great Unclean One on Bretonnia, which lands with a loud SQUELCH.
    Tzeentch (6/6) Drain's Power from Khorne (5/8) and Slaanesh (4/7) in Estalia
    Slaanesh (3/7) lets Insidious Lies once again affect the minds of the lords and ladies of the Empire.

    Khorne (1/8) huffs and puffs a mighty Blood God's Call in Tilea, pulling a Bloodletter from Estalia and one from Norsca
    Nurgle (2/6) slides a Leper from the Border Princes to Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) joins the mass of immigration to Bretonnia with an Acolyte from Tilea.
    Slaanesh (3/7) signs an Abyssal Pact with the corrupted nobles of the Empire.

    Khorne (0/8) warps a bloodsworn into the ruined land of the Border Princes.
    Nurgle (1/6) drains another Leper from the Border Princes to Bretonnia

    Tzeentch (4/6) moves an acolyte from Tilea to Bretonnia.
    Slaanesh (2/7) follows the exodus from the Border Princes with a seductress to Estalia.

    Nurgle (0/6) leaks a final leper into Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (3/6) zips an acolyte from the Border Princes to Bretonnia.

    Slaanesh is active.

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  • FelixSomethingSomethingFelixSomethingSomething Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm fairly certain Slaanesh is going to win this one now. If Nurgle had put a cultist in Estalia to get in on the 5 VPs for ruiners there, battle in Bretonnia might have been able to swing it his way.

    FelixSomethingSomething on
  • EterenalEterenal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think you're discounting the fact that you're still likely to double tick this turn.

    Eterenal on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Eterenal wrote: »
    I think you're discounting the fact that you're still likely to double tick this turn.

    Considering Estalia has no battle dice this round, it's impossible for him to doubletick since everyone is concentrated in 1 region.

    Aegis on
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    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • EterenalEterenal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Not impossible at the moment, though that may be rectified before the battle phase.

    Eterenal on
  • FelixSomethingSomethingFelixSomethingSomething Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah, Slaanesh can pull his last seductress out of The Border Princes and I'm left with just Bretonnia. Maybe Tzeentch will have a change of heart and feed some cultists to my bloodthirster or bloodletters.

    Edit: Or if Nurgle and I roll really well and we're able to kill all but one of Nurgle's lepers and all but one of Slaanesh's seductresses, no one but me gets a dial token and then I double tick. That's very unlikely, but possible.

    I still have a Field of Carnage in my hand (No figures except mine can be summoned away from this region) that I could have used to keep Tzeentch in Tilea, but when I played the Blood God's Call there I hadn't thought about him abandoning the region and leaving me with nothing to kill there.

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bretonnia's not going to matter. The Empire domination puts Slaanesh at 49 VPs. And since Estalia is going to be ruined this round, that pushes her over the edge.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sorry for not posting today - was singing in two concerts and got home not long ago.

    Seductress from Border Princes to Estalia. 1/6 PP

    And honestly, my biggest fear was Khorne playing a Field of Carnage in Tilea. I think that right there would have given you the game, since I couldn't stop you double-ticking with kills there and in Brettonia, unless you got really unlucky on dice. I breathed a huge sigh of relief when you played Blood God's Call.

    tzeentchling on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cultist to Estalia. 2/6 PP

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You know what? I think I'm just going to lie back and enjoy the fruit of my labors. And what a delicious fruit it shall be. Pass, 0/7 PP.

    tzeentchling on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    And 2 more cultists to Estalia. 0/6 PP

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • FelixSomethingSomethingFelixSomethingSomething Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    tzeentchling wrote: »
    You know what? I think I'm just going to lie back and enjoy the fruit of my labors. And what a delicious fruit it shall be. Pass, 0/7 PP.

    You're the fruit! You.. heshe! I don't even know what you are D:

    FelixSomethingSomething on
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh, right, gay jokes. How mature. Of course, I wouldn't expect more from a God whose champion is pretty much mono-focused on "KILL MAIM BURN!" No sophistication at all. You should open yourself up to more experiences! :winky:

    tzeentchling on
  • FelixSomethingSomethingFelixSomethingSomething Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have plenty of experiences! Some days I behead disbelievers, others I disembowel innocents. Sometimes I even flay my enemies alive! Don't tell me I need to get out more!

    FelixSomethingSomething on
  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 5 Summoning Phase

    CitOW-g8-r5-4.gif
    Khorne (8/8) whips up a Blood Frenzy in Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (6/6) stirs up his Plague Aura in Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) freezes the land of Tilea in a Temporal Stasis.
    Slaanesh (5/7) lets Estalia become a Field of Ecstasy.

    Khorne (6/8) smacks a Bloodletter into Bretonnia.
    Nurgle (3/6) drops the great bulk of a Great Unclean One on Bretonnia, which lands with a loud SQUELCH.
    Tzeentch (6/6) Drain's Power from Khorne (5/8) and Slaanesh (4/7) in Estalia
    Slaanesh (3/7) lets Insidious Lies once again affect the minds of the lords and ladies of the Empire.

    Khorne (1/8) huffs and puffs a mighty Blood God's Call in Tilea, pulling a Bloodletter from Estalia and one from Norsca
    Nurgle (2/6) slides a Leper from the Border Princes to Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (5/6) joins the mass of immigration to Bretonnia with an Acolyte from Tilea.
    Slaanesh (3/7) signs an Abyssal Pact with the corrupted nobles of the Empire.

    Khorne (0/8) warps a bloodsworn into the ruined land of the Border Princes.
    Nurgle (1/6) drains another Leper from the Border Princes to Bretonnia
    Tzeentch (4/6) moves an acolyte from Tilea to Bretonnia.
    Slaanesh (2/7) follows the exodus from the Border Princes with a seductress to Estalia.

    Nurgle (0/6) leaks a final leper into Bretonnia.
    Tzeentch (3/6) zips an acolyte from the Border Princes to Bretonnia.

    Slaanesh (0/6) slides another seductress from the Border Princes to Estalia then passes.
    Tzeentch (0/6) powers three acolytes into Estalia.

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Round 5 Battle Phase

    1. Norsca - nothing
    2. Troll Country - bored hero
    3. Kislev - abandoned wasteland
    4. The Empire - confused bloodthirster
    5. Bretonnia - 2 dice then 3 dice and 3 dice
    6. Estalia - an orgy
    7. Tilea - a swarm of bloodletters slaughter peasants and cows
    8. The Border Princes - ruins
    9. The Badlands - silence


    1. Khorne to roll dice for Bretonnia.
    2. Nurgle to roll dice for Bretonnia.

    Please go in order.

    Feel free to use either invisiblecastle or orokos for dice rolls, with the Campaign name "CitOW game 9".

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    admanb wrote: »

    1. Khorne to roll dice for the Empire.
    2. Nurgle to roll dice for the Empire.

    I believe you mean Brettonia? That poor 'thirster, all alone in the Empire.

    tzeentchling on
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