Hrm, the girl has a vegetarian friend coming over tonight. Somehow the girl has reached the impression that I can not cook a vegetarian meal to save my life. She also thinks that goading me will get me to cook tonight. She's right about one of those two things. So tonight I will be making a Tempeh-Oatmeal Meatloaf with a side of risotto made with a vegetable stock.
Hrm, the girl has a vegetarian friend coming over tonight. Somehow the girl has reached the impression that I can not cook a vegetarian meal to save my life. She also thinks that goading me will get me to cook tonight. She's right about one of those two things. So tonight I will be making a Tempeh-Oatmeal Meatloaf with a side of risotto made with a vegetable stock.
just make vegetarian tacos. It takes about 10 minutes and always impresses.
What the fuck is a vegetarian taco?
Get some tortillas. Get either some TVP and some spices, or some of the boxed TVP taco mix, which I add some taco seasoning to anyway. Cook in a small amount of boiling water in a sauce pan till they puff up then add some olive oil. Put in tortilla with some salsa and sour cream and cheese, or whatever your preferred taco stuff is.
Eat.
I just heat up a can of black beans and then add lettuce tomatoes cheese etc
That works too. But if you like meat then TVP turns out like meat. Most people don't even know it isn't hamburger if you prepare it right. Everyone is happy.
two things
i don't do this, EVER. you eat at my house you KNOW what you are eating
Hrm, the girl has a vegetarian friend coming over tonight. Somehow the girl has reached the impression that I can not cook a vegetarian meal to save my life. She also thinks that goading me will get me to cook tonight. She's right about one of those two things. So tonight I will be making a Tempeh-Oatmeal Meatloaf with a side of risotto made with a vegetable stock.
Hrm, the girl has a vegetarian friend coming over tonight. Somehow the girl has reached the impression that I can not cook a vegetarian meal to save my life. She also thinks that goading me will get me to cook tonight. She's right about one of those two things. So tonight I will be making a Tempeh-Oatmeal Meatloaf with a side of risotto made with a vegetable stock.
just make vegetarian tacos. It takes about 10 minutes and always impresses.
What the fuck is a vegetarian taco?
Get some tortillas. Get either some TVP and some spices, or some of the boxed TVP taco mix, which I add some taco seasoning to anyway. Cook in a small amount of boiling water in a sauce pan till they puff up then add some olive oil. Put in tortilla with some salsa and sour cream and cheese, or whatever your preferred taco stuff is.
Eat.
I just heat up a can of black beans and then add lettuce tomatoes cheese etc
That works too. But if you like meat then TVP turns out like meat. Most people don't even know it isn't hamburger if you prepare it right. Everyone is happy.
two things
i don't do this, EVER. you eat at my house you KNOW what you are eating
second, i always just pan fry it
gets crispier and tastier
If someone asks I tell them. I just don't make it a big deal to say ZOMG THIS IS ACUTALLY NOT HAMBURGER!
People don't care as long as it is delicious.
JebusUD on
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Vegetarian foods that ape meat products make no sense to me. If you're not going to eat meat, don't.
That is a stupid opinion. People can be vegetarians for reasons other than they don't like meat. Moral reasons. You can love meats flavor without thinking it is okay to eat.
Plus like Arch said.
JebusUD on
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Who do you want me to be arch? WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE?! BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT GUY I'M NOT!
Preachers are normally in a Church.
I think we're on to something here...
Look guys I do turkish black mule heroine and yeah I shot people in the balkans when I was younger, but I don't talk that up ok. I just made up this whole story about being someone who's never left the united states, has only been to idaho, and is married.
Now you know, the rest of the story.
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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puttin this on the menu next time i buy groceries
Man I, no just no.
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two things
i don't do this, EVER. you eat at my house you KNOW what you are eating
second, i always just pan fry it
gets crispier and tastier
ever
I've never made it before, so I make no claims to how good it is. I've worked with Tempeh before and find it more tolerable then most soys.
for the record- you can also refer to any processed meat product this way
hot dogs "Textured Meat Protein"
Because you have a penis, however small it may be.
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easy way to keep making traditional foods without having to support industrial meat farms
If someone asks I tell them. I just don't make it a big deal to say ZOMG THIS IS ACUTALLY NOT HAMBURGER!
People don't care as long as it is delicious.
but they're listening to every word I say
It sounds like something birds would shit out. Birds, things we eat.
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Sounds like a personal problem. If you approach it without bias you will find that it is quite a good ingredient.
but they're listening to every word I say
Most likely you eat vegetarian more often then you think. Have a meatless pizza? Pasta and a meatless sauce? A good salad?
PB&J sandwich?
Pancakes?
Haters gonna hate.
Normally I agree. In this case I plan on playing a small joke on the girl.
black bean quesadillas are one of life's little treasures
i treasure it with my mouth
Who do you want me to be arch? WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE?! BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT GUY I'M NOT!
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black bean is the sheeeeeeeit
in more ways than one
I WANT YOU TO BE PREACHER NOT PREACHER
Preachers are normally in a Church.
But you still do it without thinking.
Oh SHI
*signs out*
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I think we're on to something here...
That is a stupid opinion. People can be vegetarians for reasons other than they don't like meat. Moral reasons. You can love meats flavor without thinking it is okay to eat.
Plus like Arch said.
but they're listening to every word I say
i know but i'm just sayin'
there's really never a time i make a conscious decision about my food selection
(looks down at gut)
i am disappoint
vegan though i'd probably have some trouble
let me put it this way
vegans bother ME
Look guys I do turkish black mule heroine and yeah I shot people in the balkans when I was younger, but I don't talk that up ok. I just made up this whole story about being someone who's never left the united states, has only been to idaho, and is married.
Now you know, the rest of the story.
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Vegetarians are doing the devil's work.
G-d wouldn't have made cows so delicious if he didn't want us to eat them.
I couldn't go vegetarian full time. But I can do it for a little while now and then. Can't do full vegan though. Cheese is proof of god's love for us.
ironically if you do it this way it isn't HEALTY either but hey
no animal products
Vegan is a bit harder, but vegetarian yes.
but they're listening to every word I say
marshmallow fluff for instance
normal marshmallows are NOT vegan, due to gelatin
marshmallow fluff? vegan
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