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The [Phalla] of Hyperion: TechnoCore Victory! Kime Victory!

Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
This is a phalla. If you don't know what a phalla is go learn, then come back and play!

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This phalla is themed around the novels Hyperion and The Fall of Hyperion by Dan Simmons. It features a killer robot made of knives, spaceships, giant explosions, time travel, zen AIs, genetic modification, and the poetry of John Keats.

Mankind stands on the brink of Armageddon as a consequence of imminent warfare with the Ousters, post-humans genetically altered to live in deep space. The mysterious TechnoCore, composed of independent Artificial Intelligences, viciously pursues its own agenda. Humanity's deliverance may rest with seven pilgrims whose unique experiences offer understanding of the unsolved riddles of the Time Tombs, located on the planet Hyperion.

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Basic Rules
-Normal phalla rules are in effect (i.e. no screen caps, forwarding PMs, anonymous contact, etc)
-Two Posts and a Vote per Day, Minimum. Inactives will be replaced or killed.
-Send me links to proboards
-!Vote in Red
-!Clarifications / Clarification Requests are in orange
-Voting will end each night at 9 PM EST

This is a faction game. The game will end when one of the factions fulfills its win condition.

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!Sign-Up in Lime

1. Alegis
2. Delphinidaes
3. Dunadan019 (Ouster Freeman): Killed by the Hegemony
4. WhiteWolf (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the TechnoCore
5. Egos (Ouster Freeman): Killed by the Hegemony
6. stormwind
7. Raiden333
8. kime
9. enlightenedbum (Sol Weintraub): Victorious
11. simulacrum (Ouster Freeman): Killed by Colonel Fedmahn Kassad
12. sterling3763 (Ouster Freeman): Killed by the TechnoCore
13. warban (Ouster Freeman): Killed by the Hegemony
14. TheExAm (Ouster Freeman): Murdered by the Shrike
15. Ringo (TechnoCore AI): Murdered by the Shrike
16. LoserForHireX (Martin Silenus): Unable to complete win condition
17. Kid Presentable
18. AoR_Final (Ouster Freeman): Mutilated by the Shrike
19. Bremen (Hegemony Citizen): Assassinated by the TechnoCore and the Ousters
20. Corbius (Ouster Freeman): Democratically Executed
21. HamHamJ (Interstellar Angel): Killed by the Hegemony
22. Lord_Aetos
23. blaze_zero (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by Colonel Fedmahn Kassad
24. Kin33 (TechnoCore AI): Killed by the Ousters
25. Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the TechnoCore
26. Smurph
27. Chamberlain
28. JebusUD (TechnoCore AI): Killed by Colonel Fedmahn Kassad
29. Pi-r8
30. Westforde (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the mob
31. CorpseRT (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the TechnoCore and the Ousters
32. Nocturne
33. Sepah
34. romanqwerty (TechnoCore AI): Killed by the Ouster and the TechnoCore
35. Tiphareth
36. giltanis
37. Xenogears of Bore (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the Mob
38. Malkor
39. Linken22 (Het Masteen): Unable to complete win condition
40. Mazzyx (The Shrike): Killed by Colonel Fedmahn Kassad, the Ousters, and the Hegemony
41. daniant
42. MrPsycohed (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the TechnoCore and the Ousters
43. zanmatto (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the mob
44. Oats (Swarm Commander): Killed by the Hegemony
45. galenblade
46. REG Rysk
47. WilDPanthA05 (Brawne Lamia): Killed by the Hegemony
48. Lucedes (TechnoCore AI): Killed by Colonel Fedmahn Kassad
49. The Cow King (CEO Meina Gladstone): Killed by Colonel Fedmahn Kassad
50. Spaik
51. proXimity (TechnoCore AI): Killed by the TechnoCore and the Ousters
52. DeShadowC
53. Garret Dorigan (Ouster Freeman): Killed by the Hegemony
54. Ohtsam
55. Demurist (Hegemony Citizen): Killed by the mob
56. Maximus
57. Trust (TechnoCore AI): Killed by the Ousters
58. Ride The Bomb

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Night 1
Night 2
Addendum to Night 2
Night 3
Night 4
Night 5
Night 6
Night 7

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The Victorious:

Enlightenedbum (Sol Weintraub): Night 2

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Whether you're a professional marksman or simply someone who appreciates a finely-crafted piece of machinery, you can't go wrong with a Hyperion

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    DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Let's do it.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I love these books!

    Dibs on the time traveling invincible razor blade nightmare god

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    1.) Just the first book or the whole series?
    2.) Named roles?

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Egos wrote: »
    1.) Just the first book or the whole series?
    2.) Named roles?

    1. The first two books, Hyperion and The Fall of Hyperion. I left out Endymion and The Rise of Endymion, because they suck and are also awful.

    2. There are named roles. Not every player will belong to a faction.

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    WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sure why not

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'll sign up

    heres hoping I get a bad ass that isnt one of the main 6.

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Count me in, even if I'm completely unfamiliar with the setting.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign up!

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !sign up

    This setting is fucking bizarre, as I remember.

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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Shrike me

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    simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Quick sign up

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    sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me too

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    I left out Endymion and The Rise of Endymion, because they suck and are also awful.

    You suck and are also awful.

    endymion was great.

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !signup

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    TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Robots made of knives? Count me in!

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I will save the future by living backwards through time!

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wheeee!!!

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You had me at "Time Tombs"

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Yarr, I'm in.

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    BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Loved the books.
    You had me at "Time Tombs"

    If you don't know what they are, I can promise you nothing you're imagining could possibly live up to the truth.

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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    maeking Phalla vaotes

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    HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    sign up!

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    Lord_AetosLord_Aetos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !sign up

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    blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sure, !Sign up

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Been a while since I've phalla'd but I'll !sign up since I go on my days off soon.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Count me in

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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Sign up

    Dibs on Commander Shepard.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    sign up

    wait, robots made of knives?

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign up

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    sign up

    wait, robots made of knives?

    He also travels through time

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    sign up

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    WestfordeWestforde Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !sign up

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    BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    sign up

    wait, robots made of knives?

    He also travels through time

    And pins still living victims on his tree of metal thorns. He's not called the shrike for nothing.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The Shrike stands roughly three meters in height and is described as being composed of razorwire, thorns, blades, and cutting edges, having fingers like scalpels and long, curved toe blades. It is basically a gigantic, bladed killing machine.

    The Shrike weighs over a ton, though it is apparently capable of modifying its density as it sees fit.

    Though metallic in appearance ("quicksilver over chrome"), the Shrike is also described as an 'organic' machine, humanoid in a general way, but with four 'oddly jointed' arms and intense, multi-faceted ruby eyes.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bremen wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    sign up

    wait, robots made of knives?

    He also travels through time

    And pins still living victims on his tree of metal thorns. He's not called the shrike for nothing.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The Shrike stands roughly three meters in height and is described as being composed of razorwire, thorns, blades, and cutting edges, having fingers like scalpels and long, curved toe blades. It is basically a gigantic, bladed killing machine.

    The Shrike weighs over a ton, though it is apparently capable of modifying its density as it sees fit.

    Though metallic in appearance ("quicksilver over chrome"), the Shrike is also described as an 'organic' machine, humanoid in a general way, but with four 'oddly jointed' arms and intense, multi-faceted ruby eyes.


    Haha, excellent

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    BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    sign up

    wait, robots made of knives?

    He also travels through time

    And pins still living victims on his tree of metal thorns. He's not called the shrike for nothing.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The Shrike stands roughly three meters in height and is described as being composed of razorwire, thorns, blades, and cutting edges, having fingers like scalpels and long, curved toe blades. It is basically a gigantic, bladed killing machine.

    The Shrike weighs over a ton, though it is apparently capable of modifying its density as it sees fit.

    Though metallic in appearance ("quicksilver over chrome"), the Shrike is also described as an 'organic' machine, humanoid in a general way, but with four 'oddly jointed' arms and intense, multi-faceted ruby eyes.


    Haha, excellent

    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bremen wrote: »
    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

    hey, I called dibs!

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    stormwindstormwind Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bremen wrote: »

    If you don't know what they are, I can promise you nothing you're imagining could possibly live up to the truth.

    I'm so excited, also: terrified. As if coming back to phalla isn't always weird anyways, I pick Mindfuck Setting Phalla.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign me up!

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    A Jason Todd phalla?

    *huffs a can of Lysol*

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