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The Marvelous Misadventures of [Chat] Jack

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    when i was in my latter years of high school, i tried hard to clean up my act and abandon the drugs and sluttin' lifestyle i had been leading (the source of many of those wacky stories i tell sometimes)

    the result is actually became something of an anti-social shut-in for a little while, as i wasn't "fun anymore" with the friends i had, for the most part. after all, they were drug dealers and hedonists and shit, and nobody likes the guy who decides he doesn't want to do your things anymore because they're bad

    so suddenly, in 11th grade, i found myself having to make friends all over again, and not with the usual sort i found myself with

    and so, i ended up hanging out with really nerdy kids and social outcasts and generally the sort of people who really had been shit on by everyone else

    i learned a lot! i also caused a lot of them to learn a lot. while i didn't lead them into some high life of partying and booze or something, i actually caused a lot of them to loosen up and address some of their social inadequacies and anxieties and shit, and i helped a bunch of them come out of their shell and stuff

    fast forward to two years ago, when a dude i hadn't talked to has tracked me down to invite me to his wedding.

    as it turns out, i was the one who encouraged him to change a lot of his "loser" qualities and it was when he was hanging out with me that he met his wife-to-be, and i was the one who gave him dating pro-tips and shit

    we lost touch after high school, but he felt it'd be wrong to not invite to his wedding the guy that basically changed his social life around and helped him meet and date his wife

    that felt pretty good

    Pony on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    cool. he is already up and in the shower.

    Back to the wonders of the solar system for me.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Huh, labia elongation is a real practice.

    People do weird things for sex.

    Look, what me and this bag of newts do is our business!

    Aren't newts a bit small for that?

    They are the exact right size for what I do with them.

    Like a gerbil?

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony your high school years were a lot like mine

    Except I didn't use drugs

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Power metal? Fuck that. Time for hippie nature!

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    power metal is bad and you should feel bad

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goddammit Quid. We know you live in paradise. No need to rub it in.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Did you go hiking again, Quid?

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So I have a chance to get thoroughly trashed before passing out on the couch tonight.

    I'm considering the possibilities.

    Quid on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    power metal is bad and you should feel bad

    No it isn't and I really hate posting in music threads here.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    some of those kids thought i was the "cool kid" who was "slumming" by hanging out with them as some kind of charity case or something

    some of them sorta resented me for this impression at first, but over time they liked me and saw me as just this cool nice guy who was hanging with them and periodically doling out advice and observations and stuff

    the day they realized i was a self-inflicted outcast and that a lot of the "cool people" that i had hung around previously with hated me now and i was actually unwelcome in most of those social circles

    that was not a fun day, was pretty depressing for them to find out that, in fact, i was something of a social pariah

    that said, it was actually kinda nice because instead of rebuking me as some sort of false idol, they welcomed me because i was actually a lot more like them than they thought previously

    so, good with bad, i guess

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Did you go hiking again, Quid?

    :!:

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Alright, off to bed.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

    Also, damn you Quid. :P

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Can't damn someone with a delightful northern trade wind!

    Quid on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, I am tempted to play WoW again.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I am tempted to play WoW again.

    So am I.

    But then I lost my authenticator so that kinds puts the kabosh on that.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Huh. Maria from the Harold and Kumar movies is 36.

    She is old-ish. Time is a bitch.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh darn, Sotar. We could have started new guys together or something.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I could have leveled your guys through instances.

    While explaining to rad that no, armor isn't the most important aspect of her hunter's armor.

    Quid on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Would you potentially play with us, Quid? I would have figured that you would prefer to just play with Rad.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    WoW stats on items are unintuitive as fuck

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh no, I'd be set with Rad for the most part.

    HOWEVER.

    She can level my main by granting him levels. So, I could neglect her for a god amount of time.

    Quid on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh darn, Sotar. We could have started new guys together or something.

    I uh have an addictive personality when it comes to that game so I better not.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man my brother is playing WoW again. I always kind of have an urge to re-up when one of my brothers does.

    But, too many fucking games right now. Also I need to save that shit for Cataclysm because shit.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The only chance of me ever getting back into WoW died when they removed the wall climbing glitch.

    My proudest achievement was not killing Raid Boss X, but rather climbing onto Nefarion's balcony from the outside.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    The only chance of me ever getting back into WoW died when they removed the wall climbing glitch.

    My proudest achievement was not killing Raid Boss X, but rather climbing onto Nefarion's balcony from the outside.

    It was fun getting above Orgrimmar and fucking with people. Is that gone? If it is Imma be pissed.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    We should restart the chat guild when the expansion comes out.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    power metal is bad and you should feel bad

    No it isn't and I really hate posting in music threads here.

    I can count the decent power metal bands I've heard on one hand. It's the most boring, predictable, cliched genre there is. The world would be a better place if the only power metal band around was BG.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    power metal is bad and you should feel bad

    No it isn't and I really hate posting in music threads here.

    I can count the decent power metal bands I've heard on one hand. It's the most boring, predictable, cliched genre there is. The world would be a better place if the only power metal band around was BG.

    I FUCKING LINKED BG YOU--

    forget it.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Would that really make the world a better place?

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hardison is the best fictional nerd.

    Quid on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not enough of a metal fan to weigh in on this it seems.

    It's like taking a look into the anime thread.

    Okay metal guys, I'm sorry. That was a shitty thing to say but you know what I mean.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    The only chance of me ever getting back into WoW died when they removed the wall climbing glitch.

    My proudest achievement was not killing Raid Boss X, but rather climbing onto Nefarion's balcony from the outside.

    It was fun getting above Orgrimmar and fucking with people. Is that gone? If it is Imma be pissed.

    From what people tell me, it sadly is.

    Some of my best hours were spent behind the divider in the Stormwind Bank saying "HELP! I'M TRAPPED!"

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Would that really make the world a better place?

    It would mean no more Dragonforce.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    The only chance of me ever getting back into WoW died when they removed the wall climbing glitch.

    My proudest achievement was not killing Raid Boss X, but rather climbing onto Nefarion's balcony from the outside.

    It was fun getting above Orgrimmar and fucking with people. Is that gone? If it is Imma be pissed.

    From what people tell me, it sadly is.

    Some of my best hours were spent behind the divider in the Stormwind Bank saying "HELP! I'M TRAPPED!"

    Oh shit yes. Also when they put the auctioneers in, getting up top behind them. That shit was fun and harmless as hell, why would they take it out?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Would that really make the world a better place?

    It would mean no more Dragonforce.

    Are they that abundant?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    The new DF version might be coming out soon. I'm so excited.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Would that really make the world a better place?

    It would mean no more Dragonforce.

    Are they that abundant?

    Not really. I mean I haven't heard from them other than that Through the fire and flames song.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    okay someone start a new one

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