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A [Chat] at the Opera

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    my girlfriend has just registered (not sherlock holmes) and is stalking me

    she wont tell me who she is

    Hi James

    Drez on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i sometimes tihnk J enjoys arguing with me

    but then i think

    naw, that's not specific to me

    dude just likes to argue

    Pony on
  • Sherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Registering an alt is against the rules, right?

    Because if it is, I'm totally just a new user that just happened to stumble across this website right now.

    The most eerie coincidence.

    Coincidence? Or counter-incidence?

    Sherlock Holmes on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hey James we're fucking in your car later tonight right.

    P.S. I am a girl.

    Sarksus on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Registering an alt is against the rules, right?

    Because if it is, I'm totally just a new user that just happened to stumble across this website right now.

    Your first post was funny. Now you just look like you want more attention.

    Take a lesson from Bizarro Stormy.

    Or Winky.

    He did it well.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would never tell a girl I'm dating about this place. I have a hard enough time keeping respect from women as it is.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nobody ever really loses with Gay chicken.

    Wash on
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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bizarro Stormy was well-executed.

    stilist on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would never tell a girl I'm dating about this place. I have a hard enough time keeping respect from women as it is.

    I've met enough people here that I'm not ashamed at all. Lots of great people post here.

    Sarksus on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have a suspicion that some people I know have read my post here.

    But I don't care.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • Sherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Registering an alt is against the rules, right?

    Because if it is, I'm totally just a new user that just happened to stumble across this website right now.

    Your first post was funny. Now you just look like you want more attention.

    Take a lesson from Bizarro Stormy.

    Too lazy to switch back.

    Sherlock Holmes on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kakos, I saw videos of your behavior. I think you win gay chicken at the next PAX because I don't want to really get that close to a dude who has already gotten so close to Will and Organichu.

    Man, I always win gay chicken, except when we both lose.

    I always lightly brush the scrotum right away, as the "throw the steering wheel out the window" maneuver. Then I go mid thigh, then move to cup the junk.

    Thing is, I'll just go with it. If someone starts putting moves on me like that, I'm just gonna assume they're really into it and respond in kind. It's not actually gay chicken until the other person calls it and quits.

    Silas Brown on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    the wife-elect is technically registered here

    i don't know what her forum handle is, although i could probably guess since she uses the same 2 or 3 handles for everything

    she doesn't post

    she might read my posts? i am unsure

    doesn't bother me either way, this forum is a public space, if i was afraid of someone in my "real life" reading these posts here i wouldn't post

    Pony on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would never tell a girl I'm dating about this place. I have a hard enough time keeping respect from women as it is.

    I tell all kinds of people about here, I just assume they'll get bored with it and not join.

    Loren Michael on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Registering an alt is against the rules, right?

    Because if it is, I'm totally just a new user that just happened to stumble across this website right now.

    Your first post was funny. Now you just look like you want more attention.

    Take a lesson from Bizarro Stormy.

    Too lazy to switch back.

    Quid?

    Drez on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I would never tell a girl I'm dating about this place. I have a hard enough time keeping respect from women as it is.

    I've met enough people here that I'm not ashamed at all. Lots of great people post here.

    Yes, but my posts are not the great ones. If I wanted a person to see a part of me that is approachable and sane, I would not use this forum as an example of my best behavior.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu is a fucking paradox. When we first met, he went straight for my junk. In fact, he was going for my junk the entire time. But every time I went for his junk, he screamed like a little girl and hid in the corner.

    Also, after meeting Sarksus and introducing him to various good forms of alcohol and seeing his resultant behaviour, I'm pretty sure he'll be checking into Betty Ford in three to six months. MOAR LIEK SARKSAUCED M I RITE?

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Gay chicken sounds pretty much awkward and unfun. The phrase I find completely hilarious, though.

    I guess I just don't know whether I should be conservative or go for the gusto.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Registering an alt is against the rules, right?

    Because if it is, I'm totally just a new user that just happened to stumble across this website right now.

    Your first post was funny. Now you just look like you want more attention.

    Take a lesson from Bizarro Stormy.

    Too lazy to switch back.

    Quid?

    Shit, I thought it was you, Drez.

    Silas Brown on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have a suspicion that some people I know have read my post here.

    But I don't care.

    A mutual friend of Choco, Cass and myself told me flat out he lurks here and checks up on our posts.

    It was creepy. Hear that Dave, you're being creepy cut it out.

    Wash on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey James we're fucking in your car later tonight right.

    P.S. I am a girl.

    Can I invite Kakos?

    And we know, Sarks. We know.

    James on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wait, are we talking about obscure forgettable posters?

    Because...

    This Guy

    Yeah, right here.

    wazilla on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kakos, I saw videos of your behavior. I think you win gay chicken at the next PAX because I don't want to really get that close to a dude who has already gotten so close to Will and Organichu.

    Man, I always win gay chicken, except when we both lose.

    I always lightly brush the scrotum right away, as the "throw the steering wheel out the window" maneuver. Then I go mid thigh, then move to cup the junk.

    Thing is, I'll just go with it. If someone starts putting moves on me like that, I'm just gonna assume they're really into it and respond in kind. It's not actually gay chicken until the other person calls it and quits.

    This is probably the most hilarious gay chicken discussion I have ever seen.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I would never tell a girl I'm dating about this place. I have a hard enough time keeping respect from women as it is.

    I've met enough people here that I'm not ashamed at all. Lots of great people post here.

    Yes, but my posts are not the great ones. If I wanted a person to see a part of me that is approachable and sane, I would not use this forum as an example of my best behavior.

    Oh, that makes sense.

    I don't think I would be bothered by that.

    It depends on my mood.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Registering an alt is against the rules, right?

    Because if it is, I'm totally just a new user that just happened to stumble across this website right now.

    Your first post was funny. Now you just look like you want more attention.

    Take a lesson from Bizarro Stormy.

    Too lazy to switch back.

    Quid?

    Shit, I thought it was you, Drez.

    It's something I would do, but it wasn't me.

    Drez on
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  • Sherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    the wife-elect is technically registered here

    i don't know what her forum handle is, although i could probably guess since she uses the same 2 or 3 handles for everything

    she doesn't post

    she might read my posts? i am unsure

    doesn't bother me either way, this forum is a public space, if i was afraid of someone in my "real life" reading these posts here i wouldn't post

    I could be confusing you for someone else, but you have a wife-elect? I thought you were one of the various "boo-hoo I have girl problems" posters?

    Sherlock Holmes on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    the wife-elect is technically registered here

    i don't know what her forum handle is, although i could probably guess since she uses the same 2 or 3 handles for everything

    she doesn't post

    she might read my posts? i am unsure

    doesn't bother me either way, this forum is a public space, if i was afraid of someone in my "real life" reading these posts here i wouldn't post

    wife-elect is better than prewife at least. I'll give you that.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Whatever happened to DeShadowC? I liked him. Also, Bama needs to post more often.

    Drez on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It was Drez.

    phalla logic all up in.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There are definitely people who I would rather not find out about me posting here, like my boss, but it's nothing that I would freak out over. I would just rather not have to try to explain.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu is a fucking paradox. When we first met, he went straight for my junk. In fact, he was going for my junk the entire time. But every time I went for his junk, he screamed like a little girl and hid in the corner.

    Also, after meeting Sarksus and introducing him to various good forms of alcohol and seeing his resultant behaviour, I'm pretty sure he'll be checking into Betty Ford in three to six months. MOAR LIEK SARKSAUCED M I RITE?

    I'm not an alcoholic, I forgot to get drunk today.

    Sarksus on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kakos, I saw videos of your behavior. I think you win gay chicken at the next PAX because I don't want to really get that close to a dude who has already gotten so close to Will and Organichu.

    Man, I always win gay chicken, except when we both lose.

    I always lightly brush the scrotum right away, as the "throw the steering wheel out the window" maneuver. Then I go mid thigh, then move to cup the junk.

    Thing is, I'll just go with it. If someone starts putting moves on me like that, I'm just gonna assume they're really into it and respond in kind. It's not actually gay chicken until the other person calls it and quits.

    I'm pretty good at heterosexual chicken too.

    Competitive girls are awesome.

    Loren Michael on
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Wait, are we talking about obscure forgettable posters?

    Because...

    This Guy

    Yeah, right here.

    SILLY WAZILLY CAN PRONOUNCE IT HOWEVER THE HELL HE WANTS

    Powerpuppies on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It was Drez.

    phalla logic all up in.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    the wife-elect is technically registered here

    i don't know what her forum handle is, although i could probably guess since she uses the same 2 or 3 handles for everything

    she doesn't post

    she might read my posts? i am unsure

    doesn't bother me either way, this forum is a public space, if i was afraid of someone in my "real life" reading these posts here i wouldn't post

    I could be confusing you for someone else, but you have a wife-elect? I thought you were one of the various "boo-hoo I have girl problems" posters?

    nnnnnnnnope

    i have had girl problems!

    but i didn't bitch about them on the forums, for the most part

    it was more like "welp i broke up with someone and it was a giant fucking mess" and that was about it

    Pony on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    the wife-elect is technically registered here

    i don't know what her forum handle is, although i could probably guess since she uses the same 2 or 3 handles for everything

    she doesn't post

    she might read my posts? i am unsure

    doesn't bother me either way, this forum is a public space, if i was afraid of someone in my "real life" reading these posts here i wouldn't post

    So that XKCD comic sums up your view on it?

    RMS Oceanic on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Wait, are we talking about obscure forgettable posters?

    Because...

    This Guy

    Yeah, right here.

    Nah, you're that guy! You did the thing that one time.

    You're totally memorable wizzalla

    Wash on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Whatever happened to DeShadowC? I liked him. Also, Bama needs to post more often.

    Bama is sitting next to me on the train right now.

    Organichu on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would never tell a girl I'm dating about this place. I have a hard enough time keeping respect from women as it is.

    I just told her that this was where I go to post nerdy things. Given the way her eyes glaze over when I discuss gaming with the other boyfriends, I doubt she would come here.

    Thomamelas on
  • Sherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm _J_.

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