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The [Phalla] of Hyperion: TechnoCore Victory! Kime Victory!

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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I see these books on the shelves all the the time, and I always think,

    'Huh. Thats some pretty cheesy cover art.'

    And then go on with my day.

    !Sign up

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign Up

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  • TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Those who join us need only give up only half of their humanity- the illogical, ill-tempered, and disordered half, commonly thought of as 'right-brain' functioning. In exchange, the 'left-brain' capacities are increased to undreamed potentials. The tendency of Biologicals to cling instead to their individual personalities can only be attributed to archaic evolutionary tendancies.

    * Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, "Convergence"

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign me up!.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !sign up

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    giltanis wrote: »
    Sign me up!.

    Oh hey there giltanis. How are you dying today? Shit! Doing! How are you doing today?


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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm in.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I'm in.

    I am more in than zanmatto because I posted in lime and bold

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  • Linken22Linken22 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Sign up

    I'm new to Mafia, so hopefully this will be a good introductory game.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Can I be the rabbi? I will do my best to play while here in the far East. And especially for this theme, hell yeah.

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    First phalla ever. Woot! Sign me up, sir.

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  • PsycohedPsycohed On a Fool's ErrandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Knives? I love knives!

    Wait, that robot's, like, a sushi chef or something, right...?

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MrPsycohed wrote: »
    Knives? I love knives!

    Wait, that robot's, like, a sushi chef or something, right...?

    Yes, and you are the fish

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just noticed that I'm dumb and didn't actually lime my post (blame the lack of sleep from last phalla, bein' evil'll do that) , so !sign

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bork bork bork.

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  • galenbladegalenblade Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hm. Why not.

    I'm in.

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    A couple RL friends of mine are playing in this. It'll be fun to see how that works out :D

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Oh allright

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    zanmatto wrote: »
    A couple RL friends of mine are playing in this. It'll be fun to see how that works out :D

    I've done that before. Lots of casual joking that rapidly descends into loud accusations.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

    hey, I called dibs!

    Too late, I have already decided that this is my role. You are welcome to pretend, though!
    Linken22 wrote: »
    !Sign up

    I'm new to Mafia, so hopefully this will be a good introductory game.
    daniant wrote: »
    First phalla ever. Woot! Sign me up, sir.

    Lesson #1: Listen to everything kime says, and obey it completely. The other lessons branch off this, this is the most important thing to know!

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

    hey, I called dibs!

    Too late, I have already decided that this is my role. You are welcome to pretend, though!
    Linken22 wrote: »
    !Sign up

    I'm new to Mafia, so hopefully this will be a good introductory game.
    daniant wrote: »
    First phalla ever. Woot! Sign me up, sir.

    Lesson #1: Listen to everything kime says, and obey it completely. The other lessons branch off this, this is the most important thing to know!

    Lesson #2: The following statement is false. The preceding statement is true.

    Lesson #3: Never listen to kime, he's terrible. ;-)

    Lesson #4: Never give kime vigilante status, he kills off most of the Village Specials before the Village takes him out (LOL Sealab Phalla reference :P ).

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Lesson #5: It's always time for a Kimewagon.

    Lesson #6: If Kime isn't dead by day 3, be afraid, be very afraid.

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

    hey, I called dibs!

    Too late, I have already decided that this is my role. You are welcome to pretend, though!
    Linken22 wrote: »
    !Sign up

    I'm new to Mafia, so hopefully this will be a good introductory game.
    daniant wrote: »
    First phalla ever. Woot! Sign me up, sir.

    Lesson #1: Listen to everything kime says, and obey it completely. The other lessons branch off this, this is the most important thing to know!


    I watched the Hall a Phalla, so I don't really know if I should listen to anyone right now.

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  • TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    daniant wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

    hey, I called dibs!

    Too late, I have already decided that this is my role. You are welcome to pretend, though!
    Linken22 wrote: »
    !Sign up

    I'm new to Mafia, so hopefully this will be a good introductory game.
    daniant wrote: »
    First phalla ever. Woot! Sign me up, sir.

    Lesson #1: Listen to everything kime says, and obey it completely. The other lessons branch off this, this is the most important thing to know!

    I watched the Hall a Phalla, so I don't really know if I should listen to anyone right now.

    The young ones sure are learning quick, aren't they?

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    In it to ... win it?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tiphareth wrote: »
    daniant wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

    hey, I called dibs!

    Too late, I have already decided that this is my role. You are welcome to pretend, though!
    Linken22 wrote: »
    !Sign up

    I'm new to Mafia, so hopefully this will be a good introductory game.
    daniant wrote: »
    First phalla ever. Woot! Sign me up, sir.

    Lesson #1: Listen to everything kime says, and obey it completely. The other lessons branch off this, this is the most important thing to know!

    I watched the Hall a Phalla, so I don't really know if I should listen to anyone right now.

    The young ones sure are learning quick, aren't they?

    Ugh. If that's the Phalla he first experienced us in, he's gotta have really low expectations. Village failed fairly extensively in that...

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    But it was my second time dying on the last day! Hurray for not being murdered early!

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  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !sign up, despite the fact that I shouldn't.

    These things are so addictive.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    Unfortunately the Shrike is about as close to invincible as it's possible to be in this universe, so Kime will probably get that role.

    hey, I called dibs!

    Too late, I have already decided that this is my role. You are welcome to pretend, though!

    unfortunate. since I, already the Shrike, traveled back in time before time was time and assumed the role of the Shrike and then came back to the future in order to signup for this game which led me to travel to the past to assume my true role.

    so you see, you can't be the Shrike since the Shrike is me forever and in all times.

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  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Tiphareth wrote: »
    daniant wrote: »

    I watched the Hall a Phalla, so I don't really know if I should listen to anyone right now.

    The young ones sure are learning quick, aren't they?

    Ugh. If that's the Phalla he first experienced us in, he's gotta have really low expectations. Village failed fairly extensively in that...

    That was not a very good show by the village. It was an EXCELLENT show by the cultists. :whistle:

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So who is gonna be Siri? She kicks just as much ass as the Shrike in my opinion :).

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    giltanis wrote: »
    So who is gonna be Siri? She kicks just as much ass as the Shrike in my opinion :).
    Gimme some non-spoilered descriptions? The Shrike description was pretty cool, 'twill be tough to top that.

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    giltanis wrote: »
    So who is gonna be Siri? She kicks just as much ass as the Shrike in my opinion :).
    Gimme some non-spoilered descriptions? The Shrike description was pretty cool, 'twill be tough to top that.

    Siri's just some girl. That spends 70 years of her life devoting everything to seducing a guy for the purpose of fomenting a rebellion against the evil empire, but just a girl.

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Since you still need manz.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm cutting some stuff from the game, to get the number of players needed lower. Now it's just 55, so we'll need 6 more players.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Lucedes wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Tiphareth wrote: »
    daniant wrote: »

    I watched the Hall a Phalla, so I don't really know if I should listen to anyone right now.

    The young ones sure are learning quick, aren't they?

    Ugh. If that's the Phalla he first experienced us in, he's gotta have really low expectations. Village failed fairly extensively in that...

    That was not a very good show by the village. It was an EXCELLENT show by the cultists. :whistle:

    Y'know, it's not too late for me to change my mind about not grudging the cultists... >_>

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bremen wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    giltanis wrote: »
    So who is gonna be Siri? She kicks just as much ass as the Shrike in my opinion :).
    Gimme some non-spoilered descriptions? The Shrike description was pretty cool, 'twill be tough to top that.

    Siri's just some girl. That spends 70 years of her life devoting everything to seducing a guy for the purpose of fomenting a rebellion against the evil empire, but just a girl.

    hmmm.... OK, while cool, not really comparable to the Shrike.

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think she is a bit more than that...but its hard to saying anything without spoiling.

    The shrike does have blades, blades, and more blades..plus a tree of them...so thats something :)

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  • spaikspaik Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'll play

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    giltanis wrote: »
    So who is gonna be Siri? She kicks just as much ass as the Shrike in my opinion :).
    Gimme some non-spoilered descriptions? The Shrike description was pretty cool, 'twill be tough to top that.

    Siri's just some girl. That spends 70 years of her life devoting everything to seducing a guy for the purpose of fomenting a rebellion against the evil empire, but just a girl.

    hmmm.... OK, while cool, not really comparable to the Shrike.

    too bad I'm the shrike then eh?

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