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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    I am planning to have bitter arguments with certain friends and relatives just before the wedding so I can cut down on the guest list.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have been terribly unproductive lately. I need to stop this. Can you download productivity yet?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    the only thing missing from the LHC stuff is a Prof. Brian Cox commentary.

    He went to my high-school. I was most impressed when I found this out. We're not all failures. One of us got a PhD and a #1single.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I have been terribly unproductive lately. I need to stop this. Can you download productivity yet?

    Yeah, but you need a key from another user, and they're all too busy.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am planning to have bitter arguments with certain friends and relatives just before the wedding so I can cut down on the guest list.

    I suggested this to japan, but he said it wouldn't work with his family.

    I'm just planning on banning children in the hope my aunt and uncle won't turn up.

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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't mind getting invited to weddings all that much.

    I just don't want to be in a wedding. My own was enough, thank-you-very-much.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I was in a wedding once. I had to wear a blue velvet suit. It was pretty banging, it had a matching waistcoat.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Who was it who said that people only get married when they've run out of things to say to each other?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have not adjusted at all to going into British Summer Time on Sunday. It's ten past nine! I need to get my ass to work.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There apparently is a group that is writing in "Confederate Southern American" in the race box on the US Census so that they get their heritage recognized.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There apparently is a group that is writing in "Confederate Southern American" in the race box on the US Census so that they get their heritage recognized.

    What the fuck?


    That is an ethnicity, not a race.

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  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There apparently is a group that is writing in "Confederate Southern American" in the race box on the US Census so that they get their heritage recognized.

    I would love if all those people got coded into the database as "African-American"

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Weddings would be more fun if I didn't have to dress up.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Taranis wrote: »
    There apparently is a group that is writing in "Confederate Southern American" in the race box on the US Census so that they get their heritage recognized.

    What the fuck?


    That is an ethnicity, not a race.

    On the other hand, it would be nice if the idea of race could be officially abolished.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Weddings would be more fun if I didn't have to dress up.

    You don't like dressing up?

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's 4:20.

    Time to get high, or go to sleep.

    I can't do the former, so I shall do the latter.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This is the head of that confederate advocacy group. I just heard him lose his shit on the radio when he was asked about whether or not he was married at a neo-nazi compound and the klan. He's totally not a racist though.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Weddings would be more fun if I didn't have to dress up.

    You don't like dressing up?

    Man, it is only with the greatest reluctance that I put on shoes.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Don't you hate pants?!

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I figured pants hatred was a given, as it is a natural viewpoint of dudes.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goodbye Mustache, you looked strange growing out a full month for Mustache March.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What's wrong with pants?

    You know what really sucks? Shirts without pants.

    So dumb looking.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Weddings would be more fun if I didn't have to dress up.

    You don't like dressing up?

    Man, it is only with the greatest reluctance that I put on shoes.

    Provided it fits them well, men are most attractive when wearing a suit.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What's wrong with pants?

    You know what really sucks? Shirts without pants.

    So dumb looking.
    If you will allow me to switch into Guy mode for a moment, I will say that first thing in the morning there is nothing better than seeing one's girlfriend wandering around wearing one of your good shirts and absolutely nothing else.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What's wrong with pants?

    You know what really sucks? Shirts without pants.

    So dumb looking.
    If you will allow me to switch into Guy mode for a moment, I will say that first thing in the morning there is nothing better than seeing one's girlfriend wandering around wearing one of your good shirts and absolutely nothing else.

    Okay, girls in only shirts are pretty awesome, really.

    But picture a dude in a t-shirt. And nothing else, save maybe underpants. The goofiest look.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    no, not tshirt + nothing

    tshirt + booty shorts

    that's where it's at, gentlemen

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Weddings would be more fun if I didn't have to dress up.

    You don't like dressing up?

    Man, it is only with the greatest reluctance that I put on shoes.

    Provided it fits them well, men are most attractive when wearing a suit.

    This is a true saying, and worthy of all men to be accepted.

    However, the amount that I care about my attractiveness is far less than what it would cost for me to purchase a well fitting suit. Particularly given that a) said suit would not be worn often, and b) my weight fluctuates such that a suit that fits well one month may not do so the next.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What's wrong with pants?

    You know what really sucks? Shirts without pants.

    So dumb looking.

    Whatever, jerkhole.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's a shame that the fashion thread died with such quality opinions bandied about :P

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I dressed up in a suit for church on Sunday.

    Afterwards, my ladyfriend told me she was practically drooling over me.

    I suppose she is a little biased, though.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What's wrong with pants?

    You know what really sucks? Shirts without pants.

    So dumb looking.

    Whatever, jerkhole.

    Look, all I'm saying is that even if you hate pants, that's no excuse to wear a shirt without them. You go without both, obviously.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Aaron rented a tux for prom and it was so fucking hot

    then when we got home, drunk and frisky and dressed up, his mom sat on the end of the bed and talked about her prom and how her parents were alcoholics for three hours until Choco fell asleep.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    I dressed up in a suit for church on Sunday.

    Afterwards, my ladyfriend told me she was practically drooling over me.

    I suppose she is a little biased, though.
    My girlfriend thinks I look hot in my work pants. They're tight and they show off my fantastic arse, which might explain how I got my current job at Disney in a department that seems to be staffed almost entirely with women.

    Actually that was a joke.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What's wrong with pants?

    You know what really sucks? Shirts without pants.

    So dumb looking.

    Whatever, jerkhole.

    Look, all I'm saying is that even if you hate pants, that's no excuse to wear a shirt without them. You go without both, obviously.

    Shirts are awesome because they cover your boobs but you can wear underwear and not wear pants

    so it's awesome.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So I was thinking I might have pissed Cass off somehow until I got this in my PM box...
    Did I do something?

    Pants are the worst!!

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Aaron rented a tux for prom and it was so fucking hot

    then when we got home, drunk and frisky and dressed up, his mom sat on the end of the bed and talked about her prom and how her parents were alcoholics for three hours until Choco fell asleep.

    That is the best story.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I need a ladyfriend.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So I was thinking I might have pissed Cass off somehow until I got this in my PM box...
    Did I do something?

    Pants are the worst!!

    I am so mad that you shared this

    You know my public stance on exclamation marks are one or none

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010

    You know my public stance on exclamation marks are one or none

    Not your stance, God's stance.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organ's the one always wanting to fuck fully clothed chicks.

    Hum.

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