Afterwards, my ladyfriend told me she was practically drooling over me.
I suppose she is a little biased, though.
My girlfriend thinks I look hot in my work pants. They're tight and they show off my fantastic arse, which might explain how I got my current job at Disney in a department that seems to be staffed almost entirely with women.
Actually that was a joke.
Oh good, you had me worried with that bit about working for Disney.
Hello, person of country whose national anthem once sung of stretching from the Meuse to the Memel.
Good thing those days are over. And while were at it, they didn't stop at those landmarks, didn't they?
Nope, I believe for a few tentative months it was from the Meuse to the Volga. But I appreciate that the song was written and sung in a time where Germany did indeed reach those borders.
Hello, person of country whose national anthem once sung of stretching from the Meuse to the Memel.
Good thing those days are over. And while were at it, they didn't stop at those landmarks, didn't they?
Nope, I believe for a few tentative months it was from the Meuse to the Volga. But I appreciate that the song was written and sung in a time where Germany did indeed reach those borders.
I'm quite comfortable with our current anthem (which is of course the third stanza).
t Aldo: You should've kept the beard. For insulation. :P
It's so impossibly hot, even the locals are complaining
Whereas in Western Europelandshire winter makes a last ditch assault.
It's not really winter here. It's warm and wet. Warm being a comparative term, however.
Oh pretty coffee shop girl, what good are you to me when your espresso machine has broken. Why do you even bother to stay open? Why draw out this painful façade?
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Hahaha, there was some March Madness Fantasy tournament. Jaime Lannister took out Hermione, and then when GRRM saw Jaime was up against Cthulu he wrote a short story about it.
Don't click that link if you want to avoid A Song of Ice and Fire spoilers up to the third book I guess.
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yeah
it is one of my things
i find it incredibly erotic
Because you have to take a lady's pants off to get in there.
Oh good, you had me worried with that bit about working for Disney.
I disagree with some of his views, but he is damn funny, so I don't give it much thought.
If I may add:
edit: hmm, that was nearly three years ago
not literally FULLY clothed
just elements of clothing
like, fucking with her thong down but her skirt on
or a blowjob while she's wearing heels
or, and here's another one
even if i like her body (including her breasts), doggy style is almost always more erotic if she's wearing a shirt or at least a bra
i am a weird, broken person with a correlatively neurotic penis
I don't want to tarnish that image with clothes.
Pleh.
And by "bedtime" I mean I going to climb into bed and play Pokémon HeartGold.
What is an easy way to do the TM™ symbol?
Heya Haps!
Good thing those days are over. And while were at it, they didn't stop at those landmarks, didn't they?
Nope, I believe for a few tentative months it was from the Meuse to the Volga. But I appreciate that the song was written and sung in a time where Germany did indeed reach those borders.
I think we're doing it again for Easter. It's going to be legendary!!
Whereas in Western Europelandshire winter makes a last ditch assault.
I'm quite comfortable with our current anthem (which is of course the third stanza).
t Aldo: You should've kept the beard. For insulation. :P
Hahaha! Yes!
It's not really winter here. It's warm and wet. Warm being a comparative term, however.
Oh pretty coffee shop girl, what good are you to me when your espresso machine has broken. Why do you even bother to stay open? Why draw out this painful façade?
holy shit
also
god damn do i want APB
Hahaha, there was some March Madness Fantasy tournament. Jaime Lannister took out Hermione, and then when GRRM saw Jaime was up against Cthulu he wrote a short story about it.
Don't click that link if you want to avoid A Song of Ice and Fire spoilers up to the third book I guess.
Um, it's going to snow in some places tomorrow.
My amazon stuff arrived stupidly fast, good times.
So, how are we all this morning?
if i am drawing up a budget for expenses for living somewhere, what do i need to consider? the ones that are obvious are
rent
utilities (gas/hydro)
phone
internet
food
vehicle insurance
gas for vehicle
savings
toiletries
ideally you would also want some money left over to spend on things like clothes, entertainment, gifts, etc
so what am i forgetting here?
Coke and hookers?