I'm not kidding at all, guys. I have serious concerns that the next time I take a week-long vacation there could be some ramifications.
When I'm at home I go maybe once a day, and they're extremely unimpressive and not very easy to let go of.
When I'm at work I can go up to 3 times a day and they mean business. Early in the morning my stomach starts to hurt I have to go so bad and I never feel this while at home.
I work retail and am on my feet all day, but the first "movement" happens maybe half an hour after entering the store, so I don't think it's activity related. It feels much how you'd feel after drinking way too much coffee. At home, where my coffee habits are roughly the same, I never experience this feeling, except on rare occasion.
What is wrong with me PA?
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If you take a week long vacation and don't poop, you'll have ramifications alright... specifically from the doctor raming his gloved finger up your butt. Well, not ramming... but it'll sure feel that way.
Why don't you go to the doctor, I'm sure he can prescribe you something to help you go at home... or in the event that you leave for vacation, for you to go while abroad.
I think it has to do with routine, yours might be the same way.
It could be because you're standing as well. Try doing a jog or something to see if that helps?
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Eating a breakfast helps me. Gets the inner workings moving.
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This is what I was thinking, especially if you're not very active at home.
It was really weird.
Three times per day seems excessive.
Normal ranges anywhere from 3 times a day to 4 or so times a week depending on your diet.
People who eat more vegetables tend to poo more than people who eat lots more meat. For good reason too. So 3 isn't unheard of and if he doesn't poop at home it may also be mental conditioning whilst routine. Sort of he noticed he takes lots of poops at work so that's when his body will recognize the motions. At home he's probably lounging and relaxing and doesn't care enough to. I'd guess.
edit: alright alright, what time do you go to work, what do you eat for breakfast if anything, when do you go to sleep, are you taking any medications, are you lactose intolerant, do you have a history of any stomach conditions like acid reflux, how stressful is your life geez
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Pharmacological: it sounds like you may just need an extra "push" while you are at home, I'd use something like maybe Docusate to soften your stool and some senna to stimulate your bowels.
I know from personal experience that exercise really gets my bowels moving. You may want to try jogging around the neighborhood or even just walking. From what you've written I really get the sense that the moving around on your feet is what's helping things along when you are at work.
As always, go see your doctor and let them know your issues if it becomes unbearable.
Otherwise, because you're not sick, and not prepared for it, you'll shit yourself pretty badly when you go to fart or something. True Story.
Not-so-natural laxatives: metamucil, fiber pills, sugar-free candy made with maltitol.
Also: think about differences between work and home. You're on your feet all day at work. Do you get exercise at home?
And on the psychological end, make happy rituals associated with pooping. Take a book to the bathroom. Couldn't hurt.
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Although the fact that you shit three times a day is a little weird. I sit on the toilet for about 20 minutes every morning with my laptop and do my business for the whole day like clockwork.
My weekday routine is get up at 5:30, take a shower and all that (brush teeth, etc), and then that's when the urge hits me. Like clockwork. If for some reason I don't feel the urge, I'll be fine at work all day, and then as soon as I get home, bam, gotta go. I think it's some mental block I've put in place so I don't have to go at work. There's even been times where I kinda felt the urge, but went to town or something, and the urge went away. As soon as I got home, gotta go.
So I'm willing to bet there's something mental with you, but I don't know how to tell you to "fix" it.
Also, I poop UP TO 3 times a day. Usually its twice. At home its once AT MOST and even that one is a quarter the size of the ones at work. I've been on this routine for over a year now and its only been a minor annoyance for me. I've considered what's different between work and home but with the short time I'm at work before I need to poop I feel like it has to be psychological.
It is. I laughed.
These things can trigger bowel movements, at least the 1st ones of the day.
...This is also how I read a lot of the more boring books for school.
Also, think of the money he's saving on water and toilet paper if he's going three times a day!
I think he's just a masochist and enjoys torturing his coworkers. Deeper psychological problems are at work here.
OP. I suggest you seek professional mental help.
No, I'm pretty sure he should dump her
Sounds normal to me.
The title made me laugh.
Don't worry about taking a week off, if you gotta poo you'll find a way.