Preacher, you're posting common sense to the forum that blew off the idea of boning Helen of Troy.
If someone got a time machine and didn't alter the time stream (if you catch my drift), I would be disappointed in them.
Man Helen was a butter face man. Where as young sophia loren? Shit thats a boning memory that would last a life time. It would be a boning worth destroying the time stream over.
Preacher, you're posting common sense to the forum that blew off the idea of boning Helen of Troy.
If someone got a time machine and didn't alter the time stream (if you catch my drift), I would be disappointed in them.
Man Helen was a butter face man. Where as young sophia loren? Shit thats a boning memory that would last a life time. It would be a boning worth destroying the time stream over.
Dude, if you seduced Helen of Troy, you could be Paris, and thus the Prime Dude of western civilization's core story.
Having said that, I can't fault Sophia Loren.
(If we're talking 20th century actresses, Louise Brooks all the way.)
edit: ELENDIL THAT IS NOT THE TIME TRAVELER SPIRIT AT ALL
I was thinking Audrey Hepburn but I don't think I could be man enough to do the deed.
I'd have to at least take a shot.
I don't think I'd even be able to take a shot. I'd probably just sit down with her with a cocktail and enjoy her scintillating conversation and think, "Wow. I'm talking to Audrey Hepburn!"
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I was thinking Audrey Hepburn but I don't think I could be man enough to do the deed.
I'd have to at least take a shot.
I don't think I'd even be able to take a shot. I'd probably just sit down with her with a cocktail and enjoy her scintillating conversation and think, "Wow. I'm talking to Audrey Hepburn!"
i'd be thinking "holy shit i'm interested in what a celebrity has to say, my world is backwards"
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I was thinking Audrey Hepburn but I don't think I could be man enough to do the deed.
I'd have to at least take a shot.
I don't think I'd even be able to take a shot. I'd probably just sit down with her with a cocktail and enjoy her scintillating conversation and think, "Wow. I'm talking to Audrey Hepburn!"
The best thing about time travel chat is it remind you of the importance of objectifying women throughout history and not just women you know in the present day.
... wait, did someone say they wanted to fuck Abe Lincoln when this came up before?
The best thing about time travel chat is it remind you of the importance of objectifying women throughout history and not just women you know in the present day.
... wait, did someone say they wanted to fuck Abe Lincoln when this came up before?
I don't think you understand. I don't want to objectify Catherine the Great. I want her to objectify me.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
The best thing about time travel chat is it remind you of the importance of objectifying women throughout history and not just women you know in the present day.
... wait, did someone say they wanted to fuck Abe Lincoln when this came up before?
The best thing about time travel chat is it remind you of the importance of objectifying women throughout history and not just women you know in the present day.
... wait, did someone say they wanted to fuck Abe Lincoln when this came up before?
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with this particular djinntile it was apparantly really bad
they'd only reject me anyway
Claudia Cardinale
Audrey Hepburn
Lauren Bacall
might as well be speaking pidjinn
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Nabokov
organichu hass the rock.
james dean
tab hunter
this one is good
the first time reading this i saw "pidjin"
and then like half a second later i was like wait
what
I'd have to at least take a shot.
hey
that's offensive to aboridjinnal peoples
imagdjinn yourself in their shoes for once
Dude, if you seduced Helen of Troy, you could be Paris, and thus the Prime Dude of western civilization's core story.
Having said that, I can't fault Sophia Loren.
(If we're talking 20th century actresses, Louise Brooks all the way.)
edit: ELENDIL THAT IS NOT THE TIME TRAVELER SPIRIT AT ALL
you are evil incarnate, djinnknow?
Nah I'd want miley before billy ray broke her in.
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You're still wrong.
sigh despite my efforts i feel so mardjinnalized
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It is hard to imadjinn a statement more wrong than yours, Mr. Eddy.
I don't think I'd even be able to take a shot. I'd probably just sit down with her with a cocktail and enjoy her scintillating conversation and think, "Wow. I'm talking to Audrey Hepburn!"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
:^:
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Why oh why did he have to mendjinn it?
i'd be thinking "holy shit i'm interested in what a celebrity has to say, my world is backwards"
The way we lampoon rubs him the wrong way.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
So I'm looking at what 6 maybe 7? Oh well I can just imagine she's like a stuffed teddy bear with a special hole just for me.
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it was the battle of a djinn court
Pfft, you can do that before and after.
... wait, did someone say they wanted to fuck Abe Lincoln when this came up before?
SPH?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't think you understand. I don't want to objectify Catherine the Great. I want her to objectify me.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't... I don't know what that means.
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Pfft, Eddy was in here objectifying men too.