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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    The best thing about time travel chat is it remind you of the importance of objectifying women throughout history and not just women you know in the present day.

    ... wait, did someone say they wanted to fuck Abe Lincoln when this came up before?

    I don't think you understand. I don't want to objectify Catherine the Great. I want her to objectify me.

    Feral, sometimes you are the best.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBMc4uSr5KE

    I'm so tempted to watch these movies for the rift trax alone.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    vadjinnal intercourse

    skippydjinntruck

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    once I was beaten up by a genie at an outdoor basketball court

    it was the battle of a djinn court

    aahahgahahahahahshshahahha

    <3

    :^:

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    vadjinnal intercourse

    skippydjinntruck

    what the hell is this

    get out

    now

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'd love to go back in time and have sex with Frank Sinatra.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    once I was beaten up by a genie at an outdoor basketball court

    it was the battle of a djinn court

    That one hurt. English history puns are the worst.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Posts a couple pages back got me thinking:

    Anyone with an interest in programming or math (especially anyone wondering what a lot of high school level math is ever "good for") would do well to read this book: Graphics Gems. Lots of neat stuff in there.

    There is also a free repository of the code from the Graphics Gems series.

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    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So, what's the line between objectifying women and just wanting to have sex with certain women?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't even understand your lame pun, Eldrendil.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    So, what's the line between objectifying women and just wanting to have sex with certain women?

    It's when you demand they make a sandwich after.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil it was fantastic but I didn't get it on the first read until Nichu pointed it out.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [chat] treats objects like women, man!

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't even understand your lame pun, Eldrendil.

    yeah not really codjinnt there

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't even understand your lame pun, Eldrendil.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    who here has watched deadwood?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    who here has watched deadwood?

    Season 1

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/57656/title/Homework_makes_the_grade

    "In the study, the heaviest copiers were male, and although most of the students in the classes were freshmen and had yet to declare a major, subsequent analyses turned up an interesting trend: “Copying homework is a leading indicator of becoming a business major,” Pritchard says."

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    [chat] treats objects like women, man!

    So that explains my innate desire to rape a window scraper and then force it to bear my child.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/57656/title/Homework_makes_the_grade

    "In the study, the heaviest copiers were male, and although most of the students in the classes were freshmen and had yet to declare a major, subsequent analyses turned up an interesting trend: “Copying homework is a leading indicator of becoming a business major,” Pritchard says."
    hahahahahahaha

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/57656/title/Homework_makes_the_grade

    "In the study, the heaviest copiers were male, and although most of the students in the classes were freshmen and had yet to declare a major, subsequent analyses turned up an interesting trend: “Copying homework is a leading indicator of becoming a business major,” Pritchard says."

    Libertarians

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't even understand your lame pun, Eldrendil.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

    This makes it the lamest pun.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    [chat] treats objects like women, man!

    So that explains my innate desire to rape a window scraper and then force it to bear my child.
    I tried to have sex with my dishwasher once but she refused and I had her deported.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Why thank you mother, for calling me to scold me about not having a job yet (since obviously I'm not trying).

    Just what I needed as I'm trying to get up the energy to finally leave the house for the first time in three days.

    :x

    Come to game night tomorrow. The boy is at the grandparents so my wife will probably be there too.

    Late reply, sorry. She insisted on finishing (even though she does this about once a week).

    Yah, if Dyr gets home in time for me to borrow the Orca card. It'll be nifty to meet your wife. :)

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    [chat] treats objects like women, man!

    So that explains my innate desire to rape a window scraper and then force it to bear my child.
    I tried to have sex with my dishwasher once but she refused and I had her deported.

    Consuela was a person you silly goose!

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    who here has watched deadwood?

    Season 1

    i'm on ep 8 now

    so much treachery

    so much cursing

    awesome

    o.o

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu, move to Boston with me.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    [chat] treats objects like women, man!

    So that explains my innate desire to rape a window scraper and then force it to bear my child.
    I tried to have sex with my dishwasher once but she refused and I had her deported.

    Consuela was a person you silly goose!

    Not in Alabama.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Success, clothing is done! Off I go!

    Be good to each other, [chat]. <3

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    who here has watched deadwood?

    Season 1

    i'm on ep 8 now

    so much treachery

    so much cursing

    awesome

    o.o

    Cocksucker.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    So, what's the line between objectifying women and just wanting to have sex with certain women?

    this is a matter of some debate in both academic and popular feminist discussions

    some would say that if you want to have sex with a person based on their body alone, you are already objectifying them

    i don't necessarily disagree with it, but i think the necessary conclusion of such a position is that all human sexual relationships end up objectifying someone, and indeed objectification is an inevitable negative component of many human interactions, even non-sexual ones

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I don't even understand your lame pun, Eldrendil.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

    This makes it the lamest pun.

    you're dead to me

    i'm so furious at you... sittin' in my chair, radjinn

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBMc4uSr5KE

    I'm so tempted to watch these movies for the rift trax alone.

    This is just depressing.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu, move to Boston with me.

    is this something you're strongly considering

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    So, what's the line between objectifying women and just wanting to have sex with certain women?

    this is a matter of some debate in both academic and popular feminist discussions

    some would say that if you want to have sex with a person based on their body alone, you are already objectifying them

    i don't necessarily disagree with it, but i think the necessary conclusion of such a position is that all human sexual relationships end up objectifying someone, and indeed objectification is an inevitable negative component of many human interactions, even non-sexual ones

    I believe you are thinking of subjectifying, I mean come on evil.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBMc4uSr5KE

    I'm so tempted to watch these movies for the rift trax alone.

    To think people watch that film for entertainment.


    And that was the MST team's best work in years.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    cmon guys using a gerund to make this pun work is just lazy

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu, move to Boston with me.

    is this something you're strongly considering

    I dunno.

    I really want to get the hell out of here.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu, move to Boston with me.

    is this something you're strongly considering

    I dunno.

    I really want to get the hell out of here.

    yeah

    i keep thinking about it- like, when will conceptualizes why i shouldn't be in philly it sounds powerfully correct

    but then i always pussy out

    but then, this weekend when i DIDN'T pussy out and took a spur of the moment trip i had an amazing time and loved every second of it

    but then again, actually moving is a lot bigger deal than a weekend getaway

    i don't know, man

    it sounds like an adventure but i am paralyzed by indecision

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The RiffTrax is hilarious but Jesus Christ those clips are so bad.

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