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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I should commit to playing a game with people on steam when I get home in a few hours.

    Does anyone here still play games on steam? Is that still a thing?

    I could launch my SC2 via steam? :P

    I haven't played TF2 in way too long.

    :x

    over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You know what? That's okay Elldren, because for you I have <3, over and over and over

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    NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Notch wrote: »
    I wish fondue restaurants weren't so expensive. :[

    I wish Winky was better at SC2 :(

    Let us be forlorn together.
    I also wish he was better at things. :[

    We're bonding right now. :]

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I should commit to playing a game with people on steam when I get home in a few hours.

    Does anyone here still play games on steam? Is that still a thing?

    I could launch my SC2 via steam? :P

    I haven't played TF2 in way too long.

    :x

    over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHB9F8tvGVM

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Notch wrote: »
    I wish fondue restaurants weren't so expensive. :[

    I wish Winky was better at SC2 :(

    Let us be forlorn together.

    I wish I wasn't so lonely.

    Winky on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/30/japan.video.game.rape/index.html
    Tokyo, Japan (CNN) -- The game begins with a teenage girl on a subway platform. She notices you are looking at her and asks, "Can I help you with something?"

    That is when you, the player, can choose your method of assault.

    With the click of your mouse, you can grope her and lift her skirt. Then you can follow her aboard the train, assaulting her sister and her mother.

    As you continue to play, "friends" join in and in a series of graphic, interactive scenes, you can corner the women, rape them again and again.

    The game allows you to even impregnate a girl and urge her to have an abortion. The reason behind your assault, explains the game, is that the teenage girl has accused you of molesting her on the train. The motive is revenge.

    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't stop fucking laughing.

    I love you Japan, don't ever change.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [chat],

    How goes it?

    Solomaxwell6 on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man I am so unhappy.

    There should be a button that inverts feelings.

    Wash on
    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Guys, woah, I have three beers in the fridge!

    I didn't even expect that!

    AWESOME.

    Sarksus on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    I wish fondue restaurants weren't so expensive. :[

    So much money just to dip things in cheese...

    ...and on that note, fuck tapas. If I wanted to share food with my friends, Id stay home.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/30/japan.video.game.rape/index.html
    Tokyo, Japan (CNN) -- The game begins with a teenage girl on a subway platform. She notices you are looking at her and asks, "Can I help you with something?"

    That is when you, the player, can choose your method of assault.

    With the click of your mouse, you can grope her and lift her skirt. Then you can follow her aboard the train, assaulting her sister and her mother.

    As you continue to play, "friends" join in and in a series of graphic, interactive scenes, you can corner the women, rape them again and again.

    The game allows you to even impregnate a girl and urge her to have an abortion. The reason behind your assault, explains the game, is that the teenage girl has accused you of molesting her on the train. The motive is revenge.

    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't stop fucking laughing.

    I love you Japan, don't ever change.

    ...I kinda think it's just slightly creepy.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't so lonely.

    Ick, get away from me.

    Inquisitor on
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    NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Winky wrote: »

    I wish I wasn't so lonely.
    How can you be lonely when you're with me. :[

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Somebody get me into the SC2 beta or something.

    Sarksus on
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man I am so unhappy.

    There should be a button that inverts feelings.

    easy-button.jpg

    Get one of these and your life will be so much better.

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    NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man I am so unhappy.

    There should be a button that inverts feelings.

    :[
    Why are you so unhappy?

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus drinks more than I do now I think.

    This puzzles me.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No MW2 people here?

    LAAAAME!

    Anyway, my tag is WonderMink, if anyone wants to play.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Somebody get me into the SC2 beta or something.

    NOT BEFORE ME!

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm pretty happy if it wasn't for being sick

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/30/japan.video.game.rape/index.html
    Tokyo, Japan (CNN) -- The game begins with a teenage girl on a subway platform. She notices you are looking at her and asks, "Can I help you with something?"

    That is when you, the player, can choose your method of assault.

    With the click of your mouse, you can grope her and lift her skirt. Then you can follow her aboard the train, assaulting her sister and her mother.

    As you continue to play, "friends" join in and in a series of graphic, interactive scenes, you can corner the women, rape them again and again.

    The game allows you to even impregnate a girl and urge her to have an abortion. The reason behind your assault, explains the game, is that the teenage girl has accused you of molesting her on the train. The motive is revenge.

    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't stop fucking laughing.

    I love you Japan, don't ever change.

    The game was released in 2006.

    Couscous on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/30/japan.video.game.rape/index.html
    Tokyo, Japan (CNN) -- The game begins with a teenage girl on a subway platform. She notices you are looking at her and asks, "Can I help you with something?"

    That is when you, the player, can choose your method of assault.

    With the click of your mouse, you can grope her and lift her skirt. Then you can follow her aboard the train, assaulting her sister and her mother.

    As you continue to play, "friends" join in and in a series of graphic, interactive scenes, you can corner the women, rape them again and again.

    The game allows you to even impregnate a girl and urge her to have an abortion. The reason behind your assault, explains the game, is that the teenage girl has accused you of molesting her on the train. The motive is revenge.

    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't stop fucking laughing.

    I love you Japan, don't ever change.

    ...I kinda think it's just slightly creepy.

    Isolated incident, liberal plants, both sides are bad.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.

    Sarksus on
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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I need to find me a mysterious financial benefactor who rents me an apartment and never reveals themselves until it's two years later and I'm preparing to move out, and it turns out I'm going to get raped.

    Squirminator2k on
    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.

    I think just reading that delayed the next time I'm going to be laid by a month.

    Thanks.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus drinks more than I do now I think.

    This puzzles me.

    You're probably not drinking enough.

    Sarksus on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.

    That's truly the only real way to do it.

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    CNN discovers that Japan is full of perverts

    Welcome to the early 90s, CNN.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    the compulsive tit licker in deadwood is amazing

    Organichu on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    hahahaha what

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't so lonely.

    Ick, get away from me.

    I know, right?

    Lonely people are so grooooooooooosssss

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.

    Yes, I use my injection microscope to penetrate them through their vulvas and fill their gonads with genetic material.

    Hey, at least I've been in a relationship before.

    She wasn't even a nematode either.

    Winky on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    You're putting the pussy on the pedestal.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    I can't think of anything inappropriate to say so I'll just say you better hurry up and start drinking before something something.

    Sarksus on
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    NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    Yeah?
    :winky:

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    CNN discovers that Japan is full of perverts

    Welcome to the early 90s, CNN.

    Yeah I mean, it's sad to say but, uh, games where you rape people is nothing new or surprising in Japan.

    Which is all sorts of fucked up, really.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    Your are but it's puppet. You realize this.

    Winky on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8EA9azQpZg&feature=related

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh man fuck this living on $20 until payday bullshit. Fuck it right up it's ass.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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