Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.
Yes, I use my injection microscope to penetrate them through their vulvas and fill their gonads with genetic material.
Hey, at least I've been in a relationship before.
She wasn't even a nematode either.
hey baby, wanna do the horizontal gene transfer?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.
Yes, I use my injection microscope to penetrate them through their vulvas and fill their gonads with genetic material.
Hey, at least I've been in a relationship before.
She wasn't even a nematode either.
hey baby, wanna do the horizontal gene transfer?
Extend your pilus over here honey and let's conjugate. I have a plasmid with your name on it.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
edited March 2010
Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.
Man you know what's really pathetic? China jails an Australian citizen for 10 years in a closed-doors court case that suspiciously coincides with us rejecting them buying out Rio Tinto, and if not related to that, certainly has all the elements of an internal power struggle rather then legitimate arrests...and we pretty much just suck it up.
There's a big part of me which feels it's because the guy was named Stern Hu and looks Chinese, not like a white anglosaxon Australian. Then again, the government lately has a poor track record of advocating for Australian citizens in my opinion. We are the world's bitch.
I like to imagine the UK has enough sway still in cases like that. Not sure how true that is though.
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You had me at dancing.
Oh it is intensly fucked up.
It's just amazing that a news organization found out something we've known since, like, ever.
Pretty sure there was once a text-based game like this.
Okay okay. This seriously made me laugh out loud.
Time for me to go return some books to the library and activate my new debit card.
Later my lovelies.
hey baby, wanna do the horizontal gene transfer?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i love seeing that cheerleader I had sex with on tv
19th century. Look up tentacle erotica on Wikipedia or "joshua handley octopus."
I hate this too.
I hate that you have to live off $20 until your next paycheck.
wut
She wasn't even amused
Extend your pilus over here honey and let's conjugate. I have a plasmid with your name on it.
Yeah, look at you, all fucking smug and proud.
God I'm so lonely.
Someone needs to break this story.
Only CNN can report breaking news...from the 1800s.
you seem to be naked a lot
This is the first time I've heard of it.
Now you've figured our this [Chat] thing.
Are...are you coming onto me?
He apparently purely uses that ability professionally.
I got my own place so that I didn't have to live with someone else.
I remain clothed and am cat-less.
What do I do with that?
Think harder.
Depression will come.
roommates can deal
Didn't I just link a story about RapeLay?
I generally don't get naked unless I'm taking a shower or sometimes when I'm in bed.
Those are in fact the only two reasons for my existence.
It kinda sucks that I'm allergic to cats. :[
How....how sad.
No, it's so you want walk around naked when ever you feel like it.
I would like a cat, but landlady will not allow me to get pets.
And, aside from it being cat-less, I like this apartment.
Also, I like pants.
I can be convinced to remove my pants, by a lady, though.
:winky:
You didn't link it well.
Am I supposed to post naked.